to bone (verb)

Main Entry: bone
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): boned; bon·ing
Date: 15th century
transitive verb
1 : to remove the bones from <bone a fish>
2 : to provide (a garment) with stays
3 : to rub (as a boot or baseball bat) with something hard (as a piece of bone) in order to smooth the surface
intransitive verb
: to study hard : grind <bone through medical school>

Main Entry: bon·er
Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1899
1 : one that bones
2 : a clumsy or stupid mistake; also : howler 2
3 usually vulgar : an erect penis

example usage:

To boldly bone where no man has boned before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAVd08s6ddY

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr251/mookieproof/bone.jpg

was waiting for that

i am predictable

well not necessarily from you - just in general :D

"usually vulgar"?

better than having one that's unusually vulgar i guess

Ha, I am trying to think of that ONE time when one can quite appropriately mention one's boner to the Queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbrpbLZMNmw

http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3757

Like half the shit posted to ILX, these days I can't access that at work, Dan. What is it?

Batman's Boner: try also http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=32:seduction-index&id=303:batmans-boner&Itemid=36

I think in the contemporary demotic, 'boner' never means 'howler' anymore.

unless the wind catches it at a really funny angle maybe

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/batman05.jpg

chilling

"How can he force you into a boner?" Truly, one of the most chilling queries ever posed.

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/batman06.jpg

gross

Only redeemed by the awesome phrase: "Chortle at Joker's Boner." That's pure poetry.

boner of the year imo

Funniest word in the world

9th grade:

Boner in grocery store
Boner on school bus
Boner while studying for American History final
Boner at a party
Midnight snack boner
Boner while watching
Boner in church
etc etc

― "80s Baby" (Z S), Saturday, January 3, 2009 4:26 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

is this a later-period, opposite gender maturation of the list which shall not be named on ILX?

"I am the boner lord," Tom proclaimed skulkingly.

Boner at a funeral
Boner while watching Mad About You
Boner during television interview
Boner as in messing up
Boner Growing Pains
Boner sandwich

http://classic.battle.net/images/battle/diablo2exp/images/skills/bonespear02.jpg

Here the Necromancer, a popular character commonly chosen by players of Diablo II, is shown boning an enemy.

http://www.insidesocal.com/modernmyth/Andrew%20Koenig%20as%20Joker.jpg

This is Andrew Koenig (RIP). He was Boner Stabone on Growing Pains. so its kind of funny he also played the Joker in some film.

wtf, where is 'to sack a newsreader'

Boned!

AA shall we introduce ILX to Billy Birmingham

boner on the dance floor

garn xp

There was a dog called "Boner" on that David Walliums "so good it's bad irony lol" TV prog last night,

Appaz the Walliams show was not so bad it was good.

40% "blimey, I remember that" (Wheeltappers, Fred's pub games prog, etc), 40% "never knew that" (Star wars special, Spike's "censored" Blankettys, etc), and 20% "the usual" (Chegwin, Local telly's "Mr Not exactly Universe" ho humness..

ugh

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfi3r5kW8v1qzoj6fo1_500.jpg

bonheur: the french spelling of boner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_bonheur_de_vivre

the boner of life, is the english translation

j'ai boné

http://www.thelocal.se/44536/20121120/

A woman in western Sweden who was arrested after police found skeletons in her apartment has now been charged for using the bones as sex toys, a hobby she claimed was motivated by an interest in history.

“Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.

sad there were never followup "to thug" and "to harmonize" threads

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

All up in this, but mainly starting @ 2:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSf430ltqeE