pooping right before showering

wipe just to check out the scene, then asses the situation and decide what strategy to take moving forward

asses the situation, I lol'd

wait ppl don't wipe if theyre taking a shower?

who are these people, and how can i avoid them?

i think a lot of things are not gross but that is kinda gross

its not that gross

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

poop heaven

it has to go either on your hand or on your soap if you have to physically clean your butt subsequently, or if water can go in there enough it will go on the shower floor

it just seems like something people who smell like cheese would do

harbl is RITE

dyao is RONG

lol harbl

this is definitely necessary as a no toilet paper last resort tho

i thought the whole point of poop was that you wanted to minimize the number of places it could go--this thread is telling me that some people don't feel that way

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

sometimes you need more than toilet paper

to get the job done

you need pressurized water

but not soap or your hand--that's nasty

you must have one strong shower, mr. que

i'm not saying i've done this

this is a theoretical shower, theoretical poop

how can something so wrong feel so right

What about bidet before showering? It's like watching a trailer for a movie you're about to see right before watching the movie.

lol

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:26 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't understand ppl who don't pee in the shower tbh. Not gross at all imo.

Also I have showered sans wiping once or twice in the interest of saving time. It's not a habit but I'm not going to lie and say I've never done it.

But then again I am a very thorough at showering.

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
^^

i wipe but not as thoroughly as i would if i wasn't about to take a shower

yes, and sometimes i'll take a quick shower after those tougher jobs.

depends on the poop imo

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.

yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET

all goes down the same road

but the exit ramps are different

Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp

/braggin2010

woo-hoo lookit me, I got a Mach truck

http://www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/pictures/Snaps%20of%20the%20week/Zebra%20In%20Your%20Face.jpg

in your FACE

(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)

"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh my god

I mean

such lol

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

How now, brown co(uch)

"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"

that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels

i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....

You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?

No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.

it's dead here in poopland

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Who are our 5 disgusting savages?

REVEAL YOURSELVES

on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfyEhmoDrg/SkEZ--GQIhI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/xsdAqLdk31k/s320/bbq+sauce.jpg

http://gustavus.edu/groups/unitedway/images/Slow_Cookers_BBQ_Pulled_Pork.ashx.jpg

http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_stein_mug-168217834155890357

godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...

btw I want a frothy walrus mug too

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"

still feel like this needs more discussion tbh

Not in this context.

lol for real wtf Curt1s

votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo

lurks inside us all

Deep in the bowels of our souls?

Classic thread

I've revised my stance

i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing

need to poop and shower

xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...

An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.

A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.

Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.

Briquette jonesing diary

this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling

"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful

The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed

also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'

https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png

Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO

this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely

like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot

on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable

there are no right or wrong answers here imo

thread delivers

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png

some poops are harder than others

some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop

lol

oh jfc

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear

an idea whose time has come