Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

Scherzo

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Divorce Catalyst

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (one year ago) Permalink

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (one year ago) Permalink

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (one year ago) Permalink

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (one year ago) Permalink

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (one year ago) Permalink

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (one year ago) Permalink

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (one year ago) Permalink

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (one year ago) Permalink

Cannonball Run II

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (one year ago) Permalink

smokey and the bandit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (one year ago) Permalink

Megaforce

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (one year ago) Permalink

Crapricorn One

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (one year ago) Permalink

the growling wrinkle

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (one year ago) Permalink

The Harley Davidson

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (one year ago) Permalink

is it going out or in?

or, saltwater meets freshwater

map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (one year ago) Permalink

bay of fundy

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

The Saddlebag Flap

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (one year ago) Permalink

shiver me timbers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (one year ago) Permalink

well blow me down

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (one year ago) Permalink

The Popeye Laugh

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (one year ago) Permalink

The Auto-Wah

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Stage 4

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (one year ago) Permalink

Brewster McCloud

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

The Idling Dragster

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (eleven months ago) Permalink

the sticky toffee pudding

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:12 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Tequila Sunrise

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:13 (eleven months ago) Permalink

the old lunch

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:15 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Both touched and honored.

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:19 (eleven months ago) Permalink

The Touched and Honored

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2016 00:19 (eleven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The Football Rattle

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:53 (ten months ago) Permalink

Slime and the family's stone

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 2 January 2017 16:56 (ten months ago) Permalink

blanket fister

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (ten months ago) Permalink

The Aerosolised Faeces

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:37 (ten months ago) Permalink

The Piano Man

The Baby Grand

The Only The Good Die Young

The Just The Way You Are

The Famous Last Words

The Honesty

The Stranger

The Uptown Girl

The It's Still Rock'N'Roll To Me

The Movin' Out

The You May Be Right

The Say Goodbye To Hollywood

The Pressure

The Big Shot

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:26 (ten months ago) Permalink

idgi

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:02 (ten months ago) Permalink

They're all Billy Joel song titles with 'The' placed in front of them. It seemed hilarious when I was at work today. Although possibly my job is just super boring.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (ten months ago) Permalink

the chris fartley

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:16 (ten months ago) Permalink

The Mandolin Wind

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (ten months ago) Permalink

The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (nine months ago) Permalink

slow jam

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (nine months ago) Permalink

lol

brewer's delight

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (nine months ago) Permalink

The Butt Shaver

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (nine months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (nine months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (four months ago) Permalink

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (four months ago) Permalink

MacArthur Park

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (four months ago) Permalink


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