BESTIALITY - which would you fuck?

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Inspired by a conversation with the gal I'm romancing. Who said it was dead eh...

You get to pick the gender.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Manatee 2
Dolphin 2
Sheep 2
Shark 1
Turtle 1
Brown Bear 1
Sloth 1
Panda Bear 1
Capybara 1
Bonobo 1
Antelope 1
Goat 1
Sealion 1
Chimpanzee 0
Python 0
Seal 0
Otter 0
Giraffe 0
Camel 0
Zebra 0
Lynx 0
Yak 0
Swan 0
Penguin 0
Other (please specify) 0
Gorilla 0
Hippopotamus 0
Rhino 0
Fox 0
Household cat 0
Panther 0
Leopard 0
Cheetah 0
Tiger 0
Lion 0
Pig 0
Household dog (large) 0
Household dog (small) 0
Elephant 0
Wolf 0
Polar Bear 0
Orca 0
Ostrich 0
Armadillo 0
Pony 0
Horse 0
Cow 0


Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

(She says Tiger btw. I am still weighing up my decision.)

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

i voted other (please specify): Please be aware that by confirming this action, you are registering your wish to see this user removed from the site. Once the user has 51 such votes from individual users, they will automatically be banned from the site.

Suggest this user to be banned.

156, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

^gtfo iltmi

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

Panda Bear. Noah Lennox is pretty hot.

emil.y, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's a real live white-furred seal-eating panda bear, score one

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

giraffe

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5T9l7f2yto

dyao, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

Why does fucking an ostrich seem so much more screwed up than any other animal?

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

Was tempted to go through the list finding pictures of bands for each of them, but got bored by antelopes.

Surely you wouldn't go for dangerous animals, anyway? Unless you sedated them, which is a whole other thing.

Also, this thread is reminding me of the horrible sleeve for Ariel Pink's 'Round and Round' single:

http://cdn.imposemagazine.com/__data/ariel-pink-round-and-round.3.jpg

emil.y, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

You found a girl you can discuss bestiality fantasies with, eh? I wish you both the best.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Also LJ I am pretty sure pandas eat bamboos, not seals.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

what a horribly formed "joke"

sarahel, Friday, 18 June 2010 02:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't know that this is the right time to be whipping that out as I am p sure no one even tried at a "joke."

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh - that was in reference to the thread, not your post

sarahel, Friday, 18 June 2010 02:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

I bet this thread is gonna have the highest votes-to-comments ratio in ILTMI history.

Tuomas, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

"whipping that out"

156, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

I voted shark.

I'd give him my arm and then my wiener.

ride like the whinge (Zachary Taylor), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

Physical contact

Most alpacas do not like being grabbed. Some alpacas tolerate being stroked or petted anywhere on their bodies, although many do not like their feet, lower legs, and especially their abdomen touched or handled.

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;,,,,(

, Friday, 18 June 2010 09:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Missing the horribly formed George Best joke answer :-(

StanM, Friday, 18 June 2010 09:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

alpacas;me

plax (ico), Friday, 18 June 2010 09:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

ban l0u1s jagg3r

ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah my bleary small-hours brain confusing panda and polar is by far the most embarrassing aspect of all this

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

I guess if I had to pick, I'd go with the classic sheep. There must be a reason that sheep-fucking made its way into the popular hick/Australian/Scottish imagination. Someone somewhere has successfully fucked a sheep. Most of those other animals would either take a pound of your flesh on first attempt, or simply do not have any orifice that would accomodate. Maybe sheep is the only thing that works.

taint bernard (kenan), Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

And a cow is too tall.

taint bernard (kenan), Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

awful awful thread

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

o f*ck a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

>:O

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Saturday, 19 June 2010 02:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

found this horse butt ascii art


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Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Saturday, 19 June 2010 02:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

Inspired by a conversation with the gal I'm romancing.

How's that going for you? Does she know about this thread?

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 04:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

"Suggest ban" should be removed from the TMI board.

taint bernard (kenan), Saturday, 19 June 2010 05:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

I pick cow + stepladder.

taint bernard (kenan), Saturday, 19 June 2010 05:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

your display name betrays you

dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 05:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

heh. Yeah, I think I should go without a display name unless I'm feeling just terrifically awfully clever.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 05:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

The manatee is not an option. It ain't got no job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_lrK4upvw

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^ Parkinson would hit it

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 16:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

del griffith, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

Not only do they use tools, they actually have their own version of a fleshlight.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

a friend of mine, when he was a little kid, had a rabbit that used a kitten this same way.

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

Surely the rabbit didn't loll back on its haunches, kitten in hand, and rub one out. That has to be purely primate behavior. Otherwise everything I know is wrong, and I am going to quit my job and walk the earth.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

You know, most of the time when gross YouTube clips get posted to a thread, I think "what the hell" and click play anyway. This time I'll pass...

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

well, rabbits don't really have hands

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

xp The best part is that the soundtrack is several children giggling like mad at it. If you can tap into that state of mind, this clip is nothing but good.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

well, rabbits don't really have hands

My point exactly.

What exactly did the rabbit DO to the kitten, though? I'm curious now.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

let's put it this way, it was non-consensual and the kitten ran away soon after. my friend thought that since both animals were gray, that they could be best friends, and so he put the kitten in the rabbit's cage before he and his family left for a weekend vacation.

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh ok, I see. Doggy style. The monkey is a big fan of oral, I take it.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

you know who else is a big fan of oral?

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

The makers of Altoids?

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

your mom!

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

Mine was better.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

according to your mom

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

There's a kind of a story there, but maybe later.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Bestiality vs. Your Mom jokes

sarahel, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

Not feeling this thread at all, to be honest. Yeah, that's what my mom said, I know.

kkvgz, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 26 June 2010 23:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

Sealion woman!
She drink coffee, she drink tea!
Sealion woman!
Wears silk stockings with golden seams!

StanM, Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol some of you actually voted in this

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

number of votes in this poll vs. number of sb's LJ got as a result of starting this poll

sarahel, Monday, 28 June 2010 00:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

Turtle 1

:/

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Monday, 28 June 2010 00:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg

sarahel, Monday, 28 June 2010 00:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol some of you actually voted in this

― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, June 28, 2010 12:03 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

NICE TRY

my weekly race thread (history mayne), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

puma.

nostormo, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 22:17 (five years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

I voted shark.

I'd give him my arm and then my wiener.

― ride like the whinge (Zachary Taylor), Friday, June 18, 2010 6:56 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:50 (two years ago) Permalink

'gal i'm romancing' is the only regrettable aspect of this thread fyi

rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:51 (two years ago) Permalink

how many gals ago was it?

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 19:40 (two years ago) Permalink

there ought to be a "buffalo gal" joke in here but i'm not doing the work

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:19 (two years ago) Permalink

see this is my breakdown of your contributions to this thread, in order of most regrettable -> least regrettable:

insinuating that pandas eat seals > starting an ilx thread about which animal you would fuck >>>>> reviving this thread after 3 years with no new developments/pix >>>>>>> not voting in your own poll > no option for 'coelacanth' ;_; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'gal i'm romancing'

(this is subject to revision pending any new and exciting post-revival hijinks)

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:13 (two years ago) Permalink

acoelacanthic

harold loltermeyer (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:47 (two years ago) Permalink

Gal was a misspelling of gull, which is regrettable.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:51 (two years ago) Permalink

unreg has got me there tbf

rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:00 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

The raccoons are beginning to scatter out, to investigate the chinks and fissures in J.'s threadbare vagina. They scamper into crevasses, they stand on their hind legs and pivot easily on their lush, soft, bushy behinds and look about in all directions. I suppose those mountains of sweetmeats and pastries attracted them; their liveliness made it seem that the food either couldn't be consumed or was insubstantial. And now, in the immemorial manner of raccoons, they're beginning to investigate.

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:54 (seven months ago) Permalink

r u sayin u would fuck that ^

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:07 (seven months ago) Permalink

Oh my god how did you dig that up

I miss my Hunter Age 3 t-shirt

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:20 (seven months ago) Permalink

Thought this revive would be about this: https://twitter.com/rey_z/status/856101892010758145

emil.y, Monday, 24 April 2017 15:16 (seven months ago) Permalink


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