Okay seriously NO ONE is going to do this and I look like one major creep for even starting this thread, you asshole.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I would do this if anonymous logins were brought back
― no jetpacks, no credibility (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link
loooooooooool
― Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.backyardpoultry.com/vis/2005/buttercup2.jpg
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
he said untraceable
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link
should have put him in shades
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link
My hope is that in nine months' time some lonely ilx lurker will find this thread, click it, prepare to rub one out and be confronted with a wealth of roosters.
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
...and then rub one out anyway
― no jetpacks, no credibility (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Seriously, that's your hope? Do you have any others?
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/j794pk.jpg
― Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
it also my hope
http://archuletafanscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/stay-puff-marshmellow-man-film.jpg
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f70d8ccd-e483-4b9d-8694-379bed0f10de/uploadedartwork/650X650/8c893b24-ef83-45e7-9194-32be16a2df17.jpg
― no jetpacks, no credibility (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Those balls look like a butt
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
is it deliberate?
also head looks like fortune cookie
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 17:05 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
None that involve bell-ends or roosters.
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread might just be a goldmine
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link
oh ok
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean I hope my cock gets bigger but I assume you want unique hopes so
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
errr
― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/fdvnux.jpg
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link
lol tinypic.com
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbhwCfZyNE4/Sgh7M23fVkI/AAAAAAAAAsM/YmGzj1CiOgw/s320/rooster.jpg
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.freepress.org/images/2big.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i actually took one but then i was like, wait, that's so close it looks like my dick is a mud hut.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link
(it's dark in the room)
Take an untraceable close-up of your mud hut and post it here
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
my mud hut is available on the internet
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
In England we have the biggest cocks of all...http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/Noel-Liam-Gallagher.jpg
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 3 January 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Wow did I really actually do this?
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I actually also tried to reg an anonymous acct ppl could use but I never got a confirmation email and at this point maybe it's better that way.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread is sexist
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Not true; female ILXor's are more than welcome to take an untraceable close-up of the heads of their cocks and post them here
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
idk how many pre-op m2fs we have on ilx
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
jeez ti4r why are you in such a rush 2 sort everything into these neat little "categories"/why cant u just *think outside the box* here
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
quiet u im tryna get the focus right
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3179615/2/istockphoto_3179615-piggy-bank.jpg
― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
disappointed at how chicken everybody else on ILX is. now excuse me while I hide my junk
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
You should probably have got yr reg email about now, stevie d. (note to self: do not look at this thread again)
― Pashmina, Monday, 3 January 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL now it gets interesting.
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Stevie D you enrich this world /
iirc I mailed you a half-formed drawing of a cock
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
YES you did and I didn't see the other side of that flyer til like 3 days after the fact and LOL'd so hard coz you also drew a "?" I think
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp I think I typed in the wrong gmail address, let me try again.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.wonderful-photos.net/wp-content/uploads/circumcised-penis.jpg
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
just doin the lord's work, guys
lol hotlinking img
u all got lucky
I will regret sharing this butto combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I probably would have taken the pic. :/
― ENBB, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
you have to go like this:
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"sorry in advance, guys"
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://p2.xhamster.com/000/003/071/179_160.jpg
Oh. I guess I should have expected this thread to become NSFW at some point.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Obviously. Where's the lei?
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, maybe I should fly to Hawaii and check it myself. Nahh.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty sure that ownership of the cock in question has little to do with nsfw concerns
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/11w9dg4.png
― StanM, Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:14 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
dying
― (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:21 (twelve years ago) link
poll??
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:47 (twelve years ago) link
This may actually be the most SFW thread on ILTMI
Roosters, piggy banks, and plumbing diagrams. BTW, on the latter, "packing nuts" are a PITA - they always leak when you shut off the main water supply to a building for the first time in years. I haves lots of experience with packing nuts.
― Lee547 (Lee626), Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
whatever you can find my cock if you look hard enough http://www.boundinpublic.com/site/shoot/13121-Innocent-man-is-taken-into-a-porn-shop-and-turned-into-a-sex-slave.html
― nummy num kraut jizz goodness (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://f.elu24.ee/f/2010/11/30/475585t11h6540.jpg
(Found on some Estonian gay news page I came across while crowdsourcing.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
What was ZS's picture that is now failing to load?
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
According to the link the image is titled "horse_penis.jpg", I guess you can work it from that...
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://pearlypenilepapules.com/images/bumps-on-penis.jpg
― rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
got a new zoom lenz
holy
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
z s wins the entire internet
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
your cock crashed my phone, just fyi
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
new board description
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
if you wait 20 seconds, one of the veins slightly shivers and then recedes as the morning dew glistens off of a stray pube
― rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
stare into the center and let your eyes relax
also helps to view on an HD monitor
http://www.interestingfacts.org/facts-images/chicken.jpg
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 25 September 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
Damn, so many lols, mostly from ZS. I keep re-reading the "sorry in advance" posts and they never get old. Also, that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!
On a more serious note, why is my IP address included where I'm quoted in the September 4 revive? It's like a social security number, I know it should be protected, but I don't really know how it would be used malevolently. I guess I should request it be deleted?
Also, I really like balls in a sexual context, but outside of that, they are really fucking awful. Organs like that belong inside the abdomen. Blech.
― Je55e, Monday, 26 September 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.
― Tuomas, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7907/original/640.jpg
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link
there was a reason i started this thread and now i forget
― thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link
kinda bummed no one did this
is that ZS's actual ballsack upthread? he came so close to completing the challenge!
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link
I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,
half an inch
The rest (NSFW)
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link
http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg
― dylannn, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:50 (nine years ago) link
'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock
― soref, Monday, 23 February 2015 07:43 (nine years ago) link
http://static4.depositphotos.com/1000350/318/i/110/depositphotos_3183415-Close-up-image-of-a-salami.jpg
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link
This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.
Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9
― EDB, Sunday, 11 December 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
Weiner
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 September 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
Man the good ol days
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 8 September 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/x8rlXco.jpg
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
Respect to EDB for choosing the image hosting service tinypic.com
― coetzee.cx (wins), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link
lol
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwii6_D_pb7eAhUFMqwKHb34C9MQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nature.com%2Farticles%2F3901291&psig=AOvVaw20mM363DlLhtwOArhgYJ7E&ust=1541543182703716
Will this URL be resolved? Find out now.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 5 November 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
i'm lyin alonewith my head on the phone
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/braindamageaylmer00.jpg
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:12 (four years ago) link