Take an untraceable close-up of the head of your cock and post it here

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Okay seriously NO ONE is going to do this and I look like one major creep for even starting this thread, you asshole.

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 05:58 (six years ago) Permalink

I would do this if anonymous logins were brought back

no jetpacks, no credibility (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 05:59 (six years ago) Permalink

loooooooooool

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:00 (six years ago) Permalink

he said untraceable

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:03 (six years ago) Permalink

should have put him in shades

carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:04 (six years ago) Permalink

My hope is that in nine months' time some lonely ilx lurker will find this thread, click it, prepare to rub one out and be confronted with a wealth of roosters.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:05 (six years ago) Permalink

...and then rub one out anyway

no jetpacks, no credibility (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:05 (six years ago) Permalink

Seriously, that's your hope? Do you have any others?

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:05 (six years ago) Permalink

it also my hope

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:06 (six years ago) Permalink

Those balls look like a butt

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:10 (six years ago) Permalink

is it deliberate?

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:10 (six years ago) Permalink

also head looks like fortune cookie

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:11 (six years ago) Permalink

Seriously, that's your hope? Do you have any others?

― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 17:05 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

None that involve bell-ends or roosters.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:11 (six years ago) Permalink

this thread might just be a goldmine

those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:12 (six years ago) Permalink

oh ok

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:12 (six years ago) Permalink

I mean I hope my cock gets bigger but I assume you want unique hopes so

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:14 (six years ago) Permalink

errr

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:16 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i52.tinypic.com/fdvnux.jpg

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:22 (six years ago) Permalink

lol tinypic.com

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:23 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.freepress.org/images/2big.jpg

buzza, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:28 (six years ago) Permalink

i actually took one but then i was like, wait, that's so close it looks like my dick is a mud hut.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:32 (six years ago) Permalink

(it's dark in the room)

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:32 (six years ago) Permalink

Take an untraceable close-up of your mud hut and post it here

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (six years ago) Permalink

my mud hut is available on the internet

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (six years ago) Permalink

In England we have the biggest cocks of all...
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/Noel-Liam-Gallagher.jpg

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 3 January 2011 09:32 (six years ago) Permalink

Wow did I really actually do this?

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:05 (six years ago) Permalink

I actually also tried to reg an anonymous acct ppl could use but I never got a confirmation email and at this point maybe it's better that way.

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:08 (six years ago) Permalink

this thread is sexist

plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

Not true; female ILXor's are more than welcome to take an untraceable close-up of the heads of their cocks and post them here

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:58 (six years ago) Permalink

idk how many pre-op m2fs we have on ilx

plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:59 (six years ago) Permalink

jeez ti4r why are you in such a rush 2 sort everything into these neat little "categories"/why cant u just *think outside the box* here

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:04 (six years ago) Permalink

quiet u im tryna get the focus right

plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:10 (six years ago) Permalink

disappointed at how chicken everybody else on ILX is. now excuse me while I hide my junk

those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:33 (six years ago) Permalink

You should probably have got yr reg email about now, stevie d. (note to self: do not look at this thread again)

Pashmina, Monday, 3 January 2011 23:38 (six years ago) Permalink

LOL now it gets interesting.

those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:39 (six years ago) Permalink

Stevie D you enrich this world /

iirc I mailed you a half-formed drawing of a cock

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:51 (six years ago) Permalink

YES you did and I didn't see the other side of that flyer til like 3 days after the fact and LOL'd so hard coz you also drew a "?" I think

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:30 (six years ago) Permalink

xxp I think I typed in the wrong gmail address, let me try again.

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:31 (six years ago) Permalink

just doin the lord's work, guys

Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

lol hotlinking img

Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

u all got lucky

Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

I will regret sharing this but
to combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:22 (six years ago) Permalink

I probably would have taken the pic. :/

ENBB, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (six years ago) Permalink

We still have gotten nowhere w/ this btw

Mrs. Doubtfife (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

the untraceable likeness of peen

buzza, Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:08 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

fail

egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:21 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah, I give up on this.

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:24 (six years ago) Permalink

that's from 2006, in nebraska

Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:40 (six years ago) Permalink

I meant for that to be really funny, sorry in advance

Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:44 (six years ago) Permalink

It's all fun and games until someone vomits on their keyboard and monitor

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:06 (six years ago) Permalink

Z S you cant say "sorry in advance" after the fact.

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:26 (six years ago) Permalink

you have to go like this:

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:28 (six years ago) Permalink

"sorry in advance, guys"

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:29 (six years ago) Permalink

http://p2.xhamster.com/000/003/071/179_160.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:29 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh. I guess I should have expected this thread to become NSFW at some point.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:30 (six years ago) Permalink

that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:35 (six years ago) Permalink

Obviously. Where's the lei?

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:48 (six years ago) Permalink

Well, maybe I should fly to Hawaii and check it myself. Nahh.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 15:06 (six years ago) Permalink

pretty sure that ownership of the cock in question has little to do with nsfw concerns

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:39 (six years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

http://i56.tinypic.com/11w9dg4.png

StanM, Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:14 (six years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:15 (six years ago) Permalink

dying

 (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:21 (six years ago) Permalink

poll??

Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:47 (six years ago) Permalink

This may actually be the most SFW thread on ILTMI

Roosters, piggy banks, and plumbing diagrams. BTW, on the latter, "packing nuts" are a PITA - they always leak when you shut off the main water supply to a building for the first time in years. I haves lots of experience with packing nuts.

Lee547 (Lee626), Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:42 (six years ago) Permalink

http://f.elu24.ee/f/2010/11/30/475585t11h6540.jpg

(Found on some Estonian gay news page I came across while crowdsourcing.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:36 (six years ago) Permalink

What was ZS's picture that is now failing to load?

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:43 (six years ago) Permalink

According to the link the image is titled "horse_penis.jpg", I guess you can work it from that...

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:37 (six years ago) Permalink

got a new zoom lenz

rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:52 (six years ago) Permalink

holy

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:56 (six years ago) Permalink

z s wins the entire internet

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:58 (six years ago) Permalink

your cock crashed my phone, just fyi

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:01 (six years ago) Permalink

new board description

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:07 (six years ago) Permalink

if you wait 20 seconds, one of the veins slightly shivers and then recedes as the morning dew glistens off of a stray pube

rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:09 (six years ago) Permalink

stare into the center and let your eyes relax

rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:09 (six years ago) Permalink

also helps to view on an HD monitor

rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:09 (six years ago) Permalink

Damn, so many lols, mostly from ZS. I keep re-reading the "sorry in advance" posts and they never get old. Also, that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!

On a more serious note, why is my IP address included where I'm quoted in the September 4 revive? It's like a social security number, I know it should be protected, but I don't really know how it would be used malevolently. I guess I should request it be deleted?

Also, I really like balls in a sexual context, but outside of that, they are really fucking awful. Organs like that belong inside the abdomen. Blech.

Je55e, Monday, 26 September 2011 03:52 (six years ago) Permalink

I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.

Tuomas, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:52 (six years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

there was a reason i started this thread and now i forget

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:28 (two years ago) Permalink

kinda bummed no one did this

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:28 (two years ago) Permalink

is that ZS's actual ballsack upthread? he came so close to completing the challenge!

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (two years ago) Permalink

I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (two years ago) Permalink

half an inch

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (two years ago) Permalink

The rest (NSFW)

a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:32 (two years ago) Permalink

http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg

dylannn, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:50 (two years ago) Permalink

'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock

soref, Monday, 23 February 2015 07:43 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.

Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9

EDB, Sunday, 11 December 2016 13:23 (eleven months ago) Permalink


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