Religious Sect Sex Fantasy

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From the wide-eyed Amish to Osama bin Laden, choose an individual with whom to engage in sexual congress.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Monk/Nun/Priest	5
Voodoo	4
Amish/Mennonite/Shaker	3
Holy Roller	3
Orthodox/Hasidic	2
Burqa/Osama	0
Scientologist or other cult member	0

― Mystical Singles (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.tdbimg.com/files/2009/10/01/img-mg---curb-your-enthusiasm---gina-gershon_204410765293.jpg

― Mystical Singles (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Uggh.

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Poll's a poll.

― Mystical Singles (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

what do I click for LDS/Mormon?

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

No Church of Satan no cred etc..

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

^ truth bomb!

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Probably Amish because the men often seem very hale and their religion doesn't irk me the way others on this list do. I don't want to get off some asshole who adheres to an oppressive or bigoted religion (Scientology, Holy Roller). Of course there is an element of the Amish being exotic for their being "untouched," but really that's not the main reason, especially since they have rumspringa. (For straight up forbidden fruit, I'd go for a priest, but fuck them.)

― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

a young (legal) Amish chick. pls.

― pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.crownheights.info/media/4/20090401-amish-nyp-3.jpg

― Mystical Singles (Eazy), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

So, the Mumfords did get together with Laura Marling then?

― Mark G, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

in my limited personal experience the holy roller stereotypes (repressed = ggg) are true but I'm voting orthodox/hasidic because it dovetails nicely with my aerosmith leaves it all behind to study Talmud fantasy

― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link

in my limited personal experience the holy roller stereotypes (repressed = ggg) are true

Mine has been the opposite - I've known (in one sense or another) a handful who were scared to death of sex.

I swear to their God that I'm not making this up: my ex-bf slept with one who to wear a condom the whole time, including when his penis was not in any danger of exposure to disease (e.g., while being penetrated, or while playing with himself).

― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Holy Roller, in an "I'll give you something to scream OH JESUS OH JESUS about" hate fuck.

― old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 25 February 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

as a teenager i saw a porno on vhs of an orgy in a nunnerey. one of them used a baguette as a dildo.
wasn't really feeling it, tbh.

israeli girls seem to be hotter than average on the whole so i'm going with orthodox/hasidic

― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 26 February 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Sort if surprised that voodoo did so well.

― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

why?

― OutdoorFish, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

Totally forgot about this.

― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

"Burqa/Osama" really? This whole thing is gross but that might be the grossest.

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link

The terrible things one stumbled across on LiveJournal fall/winter 2001.

― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link

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