What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quit"?

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this expression has never made sense to me. help.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
it never fails to command one's attention 20
it is infinitely large (or it seems that way!) 9
it always seems to have a dick in it 7
it is immeasurably beautiful 4
it never really stops wiggling/jiggling 3
it never really stops pooping 2
other (specify) 1
it never really stops farting 0
it just keeps getting bigger and bigger 0
it is remarkably resistant to the aging process; it never sags 0


administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

P sure based on the times ppl have said this to me that the answer is ∞butt.

Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink

Also once expressed as having "ass for days."

Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:58 (six years ago) Permalink

Wait, I was confused. People have only said I have "as for days," not the expression you're polling. My butt could very well be a quitter.

Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:59 (six years ago) Permalink

"never fails to command one's attention" - generally due to the combination of size, shape, and the way it moves.

sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:00 (six years ago) Permalink

Wait, I was confused. People have only said I have "ass for days," not the expression you're polling. My butt could very well be a quitter.

― Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Saturday, April 2, 2011 2:59 PM (14 minutes ago)

the next time you get that, you should really ask how many days. if it's less than a week, you might have a problem.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:15 (six years ago) Permalink

if ass persists for more than a week, consult ur physician

johnny crunch, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:17 (six years ago) Permalink

a body that will not quit in the right place

I slang in my (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:20 (six years ago) Permalink

basically:

butt = infinite bonertime

sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:21 (six years ago) Permalink

∞boner

Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:22 (six years ago) Permalink

otm

sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:23 (six years ago) Permalink

b∞nerdoms

I slang in my (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:24 (six years ago) Permalink

möbius dick

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:25 (six years ago) Permalink

Imo means an ass that becomes self-aware and rebels against its creator

San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:32 (six years ago) Permalink

cylon butt

sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:34 (six years ago) Permalink

The Skybutt Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skybutt begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the (butt)plug.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:34 (six years ago) Permalink

Lol

San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:36 (six years ago) Permalink

That one butt that hit It and quit it

dayo, Sunday, 3 April 2011 00:24 (six years ago) Permalink

deej = butthurt that won't quit

J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 April 2011 00:27 (six years ago) Permalink

"it never really stops pooping" = this Chester Brown comic

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9706/manwhocouldntstopcheste.jpg

Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Sunday, 3 April 2011 00:29 (six years ago) Permalink

a: butt that is loyal and committed to seeing through all tasks at hand

i'm on the reichstag, baby, I was bahn this way (m bison), Sunday, 3 April 2011 00:30 (six years ago) Permalink

like im not going to vote for it always seems to have a dick in it

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 3 April 2011 00:42 (six years ago) Permalink

lm∞o

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 April 2011 01:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i have only ever dated women with 'ass for days'. It could be said that I have a type.

San Te, Sunday, 3 April 2011 03:56 (six years ago) Permalink

A butt that won't quit unexpectedly /Bender

Borads of Candida (Trayce), Sunday, 3 April 2011 05:16 (six years ago) Permalink

it means a butt that is addicted to something

das reboot (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 April 2011 22:49 (six years ago) Permalink

i have only ever dated women with 'ass for days'. It could be said that I have a type.

*immediately turns her car around and heads for N. Florida*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 3 April 2011 23:18 (six years ago) Permalink

like im not going to vote for it always seems to have a dick in it

― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, April 2, 2011 8:42 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 71.63.131.230] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 01:10 (six years ago) Permalink

It's a butt that, like, if you asked it to help you move along with a few other butts and most of those butts didn't show up, the butt would, like, still help you move, even if it took a long time and even if the butt couldn't stay around for the obligatory pizza and beer. A butt like that.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Monday, 4 April 2011 02:18 (six years ago) Permalink

I admit that the word "pooping" is pretty damn funny, especially when it's a ceaseless process, but "it always seems to have a dick in it" is just a tiny bit funnier. That's a butt that won't quit being a slut. And that even rhymes.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 09:50 (six years ago) Permalink

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1iijESU_E_A/TMtBOKBf9AI/AAAAAAAAASU/diiBFOmO5jE/s400/simpsonsgordiehowe.jpg

"...Your's, Edna, is truly butt that won't quit..."

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 01:31 (six years ago) Permalink

i am furious that people have not taken this question seriously.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:38 (six years ago) Permalink

*interrogates furiously*

estela, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:41 (six years ago) Permalink

write-in vote for "won't quit making your cock/twat rise up and say howdy ?"

ita butthurt (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:53 (six years ago) Permalink

here on I Love TMI, "commanding one's attention" is short for "commanding one's erectile tissue to stand at attention and salute DAT AZZZ," so please vote accordingly.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:19 (six years ago) Permalink

".....FIVE BUCKS? Gettouddahere..."

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:37 (six years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:01 (six years ago) Permalink

Somehow the word "bump" alone takes on a different meaning in the context of this thread.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 8 April 2011 11:01 (six years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 8 April 2011 23:01 (six years ago) Permalink

always seems to have a dick in it was robbed

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:04 (six years ago) Permalink

you mean now it's empty?

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:31 (six years ago) Permalink

wouldve chosen "you can eat dinner off it"

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:39 (six years ago) Permalink

it just keeps getting bigger and bigger

ILX: auspicious lack of inflation fetishists

blah blah blah my entire life happened to me once (Abbbottt), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:46 (six years ago) Permalink

we covered that in a different poll

sarahel, Saturday, 9 April 2011 01:05 (six years ago) Permalink

one about western european economies iirc

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:35 (six years ago) Permalink

'it never hands in it's notice' was the elephant in the room.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 9 April 2011 10:26 (six years ago) Permalink

something something elephant butt something

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:10 (six years ago) Permalink

is the name of my dog, officer, but you don't understand

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:28 (six years ago) Permalink

six years pass...

does anybody still say this around yr parts

Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 August 2017 14:44 (two months ago) Permalink

tbh I've never heard anybody say this in real life except when they were quoting this Simpsons gag

the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Sunday, 27 August 2017 19:18 (two months ago) Permalink

Just noticed I was the first one to bring up the Simpsons gag upthread.

Relevant to this, I guess, but one of the first things I saw on FB today was an Instagram share from a actress/dancer friend of mine who's having to take pole dancing lessons for a regional production of Rock of Ages she just got cast in. In said photo, she's doing a handstand against the pole and...well, yeah--BUTT THAT WON'T QUIT.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 September 2017 01:02 (two months ago) Permalink

always seems to have a dick in it was robbed

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 1 September 2017 01:45 (two months ago) Permalink


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