I HIGHLY RECOMMEND SHAVING YOUR BALLS. I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, AND IT IS GREAT. I USE A BATTERY POWERED ELECTRIC SHAVER. THE BEST ONE I HAVE FOUND IS MADE BY SEIKO. IT IS CALLED 'CLEANCUT'. MY WIFE ALSO USES IT ON HERSELF TO SHAVE HER PRIVATES BABY SMOOTH. WE BOTH LOVE THE FEEL, AND IS VERY SEXY.
― it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Monday, 9 May 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link
v nice
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 May 2011 07:05 (thirteen years ago) link
MADE BY SEIKO
Many people use a Seconda as a cock ring.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 9 May 2011 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link
lets leave babies out of this
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 May 2011 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link
SHAVE HER PRIVATES
But how does she shave her drill sergeants?
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 9 May 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
with the common courtesy to give a reacharound, of course
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 May 2011 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Last year I had a party at my house. I was living with 3 other guys. There were about 40 people at the party and everyone was well hammered. I was chatting this girl up and during conversation she happened to mention liking guys with trimmed pubes. At that point my bush was home to about 74 different species of wildlife. <br />So I made my excuses and went off upstairs to find the scissors. Because I was wasted I forgot the toilet door didn't have a lock. So off I went, snipping and chopping until my forest was a well looked after bowling green. Luckily nobody came in while I was adressing my 'nob hair problem. So off I went to go find the lucky girl again.<br />As I was talking to her again and geting close to her, there was a shout from upstairs. One of my flatmates had gone into the upstairs toilet to find a carpet of pubes all over the floor and all over the seat and rim of the pan. Everybody went to have a look and there was enourmous confusion as to who it might be. Obviously everybody other than my flatmates were pissing themselves. I was also shocked that I'd forgotten to clean the fuckers up. After lots of arguing and confusion I managed to convince my flatmates it must have been one of the guys we didn't know too well that left earlier. <br />Still to this day, nobody has found out the culprit of such a dirty crime. I am very proud of the fact I caused such a myth of a story. <br />And I managed to bone the girl (she didn't realise my miabs (pubes) were well cut). <br />Has anybody else performed such an act at a party, or would they? Is it normal to trim my miabs at a party?
― it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Monday, 9 May 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
My mom yesterday told me her nickname for an ingrown pubic hair is "a Brazilian." Happy Mother's Day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gjI67KBbRg
― crabbbittts (Abbbottt), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Gavin Bainwe got a few last minute shows on sat and sunday, should we do acoustic on saturday and shave my balls on sunday. What do you think
― it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
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no idea why this is bookmarked
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I've always had difficulty doing it without potentially nicking the bag
― starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
You need to stop the bleeding. If it just a small cut, then you can put a bandage of somesort around your ball. A plaster would probably do the trick. Don't keep poking your balls, and messing with them. The break in the skin needs a little time to be repaired with blood platelets.
― it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 07:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Never shaved my balls, but have occasionally cut off the hair that grows on the first half-inch of my penis, near the base. That's because if you roll a condom all the way back, when you later remove it by rolling it back off those hairs get stuck in the rolled latex, and then it pulls on the hairs and hurts, and then you have to unroll it and try again, this time holding back those hairs with your other hand. Or you can try sliding it off near the back, but this is difficult sometimes. Is this not a problem for anyone else? (sorry if slight thread drift)
― Lee626, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
can fit this thread title nicely into a karaoke version of "My Heart Will Go On"
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you're herethere's nothing to fearand i know that i should shave my balls?
― it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:34 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you meant to click "Suggest Ban"
― I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you are defying the primal order of Nature
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/images3/truck%20testicles%20crop%20tight%20crop.JPG
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't really see any point in doing this. Trim the long pubes with a shaver (Schick Quattro Titanium Trimmer ftw), shave base of cock and you're golden. Leave the balls alone unless it gets ridiculously overgrown.
― AaronHz, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Should I shave my balls?Does she dare shave her peach?I shall wear my trousers rolled and walk upon the beach.
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
The ball hair always goes away. Likewise with the base of the penis, like Lee626 said. I try to keep a nice line.
Pubes are trickier though. It takes trial and error to find what length works best for you, because it's a fine line between two very different extremes. On the positive side of this line, it's all about "Hey, nice, well-groomed, attention has been paid to this thatch, and it does make it look a little bigger, at least if you're feeling confident." But don't ever shave it all bare*, or you enter the territory of "Creepy, pre-pubescent, always makes it look smaller, and possibly a bit sad, depending on how charitable your partner is feeling."
*Note: This does not apply if you happen to have a giant cock. If that's the case, do whatever you want.
― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
oops sorry I never know what board I am posting on unless tuomas and kenans are talking about shaving cockshafts
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, July 9, 2010 9:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
my bush:http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/oscargamble.jpg
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
The basic rule for all shaving is to trim before you shave if you have more than stubble, or you're going to miss a lot of hairs and blunt the blade.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I read this as "Many people use an anaconda as a cock ring."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I wish this thread were called "should i even shave my balls."
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link
"should kenan shave my balls" morelike
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 May 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link
*clicks the nonexistent 'like' button on the post above*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 May 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I have to say, in any self-respecting top ten list of ilx thread titles, this one's gotta be in the top 5
― ...wouldn't need the talcum powder (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 May 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Haven't done this in a while for the first time in nearly 20 years? Not an aesthetic choice, just pure covid laziness. It feels like I'm smuggling a cactus in my drawers. Prickly interregnum, indeed.
― peace, man, Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link