HEELDO
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
it's a strap on! for your ankle!
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
'Do It With Your Foot'
WTF?!
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
What next, a merkin for your knee?
My Pal Foot Foot
― time to put it in hi geir (WmC), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
Make it for me knee and we'll talk.
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
Alternatively they could make one so that you can give people the elbow.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
See also, the chin dildohttp://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=6463
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
And introducing the Foot Vagina...http://mattcastille.com/me/2007/08/jts-stockroom-sifeet-pussy-foot/...a silicone rubber foot with an artificial vagina in the sole.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
i mean, i get the principle, you squat down & bounce on it? and i guess you have your hands free to balance yourself? i think?
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
but why do you need your hands free while masturbating, should you really be multi-tasking?
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
In that case, wouldn't this be more suitable?http://shop.theadulthub.com/catalog/category/1006/9587/dildo%20rider%20ball.aspx
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
(xp)
This is going to be as big as Google Wave.
― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 4 August 2011 07:37 (twelve years ago) link
Or Fleshlight+
― saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
I weep for this post
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 4 August 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Hey, I don't endorse that product or it's use.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
has anyone seen the great 90's porno fantasy ZAZEL? there is actually a part involving boots with dildos at one bit that's pretty fascinating
― homosexual II, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i noticed you limping
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
No that's because I got my dildo-boot stuck in an elevator door.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
you know when you have that phobia of getting stuck in an elevator door, and people being all, what are you doing to the elevator door
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, this could be great for subway doors.
― saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
the heel dildo is here to finally give horrible life to the playground rhyme "I beat my meat on the toilet seat, and when I get tired I use my feet."
― froster the poophole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
should come with a picture of a chinese guy peepeeing in a soda can, imo
― froster the poophole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
"Heeldo™ is compatible with most harness-friendly dildos on the market."
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
never heard that rhyme, is that like a double dutch chant or what xp
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
FINALLY my decision to buy a universally compatible dildo pays off!
uh I think you're locked into a proprietary system tbh
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
Based on the image on the front page of that site, you would have to be really pretty flexible and limber in order to get much out of that.
― homosexual II, Friday, 5 August 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
If someone's that flexible, they probably have no need of a heel attached dildo.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
Someone's going to break their ankle using it, and then the company will be sued out of existence.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
I have 2 friends who work for a company that was hired to design the packaging for this product, hence this thread -- think the box would benefit from some goofy cartoon instruction diagrams imho
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 7 August 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
feel like a condom instructions/athlete's foot ointment application instructions collage could be instructive here
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
We need to create a competing "hands full" masturbation harness.
― saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
How about a rubber hand that attaches to a heel harness?
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
'When you've got both hands full, strap on a HeelFoot!'
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
Finally I can get all this scrapbooking done while fucking myself!
― errant flynn, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9UT2zF8c8
― dayo, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://heeldo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/heeldo-white-logo.jpg
;-)
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:32 (twelve years ago) link