beef curtains, classic or dud?

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also t/f, literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"? discus

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OptionVotes
beef window 6
beef curtains 4
beef drapes 2
beef blinds 1
beef shades 0


Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:29 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10893.html

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:30 (five years ago) Permalink

I hate you.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:30 (five years ago) Permalink

1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
2 oz pink grapefruit juice
1/2 grenadine syrup

Stir ingredients together in a champagne tulip glass, and serve.

Read more: Beef Curtains recipe http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10893.html#ixzz29TqbAlwI

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:32 (five years ago) Permalink

enbb I have earned your contempt and yet you have to give it up for beef blinds

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:32 (five years ago) Permalink

beef window is so hideous

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:33 (five years ago) Permalink

I do appreciate a good alliteration.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Which makes it the least horrible of the group.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"

Most likely true though I've now made it a personal goal to do so before the month is up. At work.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:35 (five years ago) Permalink

cannot stop laughing my ass off at "beef window"

I mean, good god

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:35 (five years ago) Permalink

a beef window surrounded by walloginas

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:36 (five years ago) Permalink

also you forgot "beef valence"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:36 (five years ago) Permalink

Beef wall

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:37 (five years ago) Permalink

I also lacked the mettle for "beef shutters"

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:38 (five years ago) Permalink

literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"?

I am going to a cocktail party tonight, maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:39 (five years ago) Permalink

Where the hell is "beef portico" I refuse to vote

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter

hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself

oh my wife will be there, punching me repeatedly in the neck

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

they will hoist you high and carry you through the town in celebration of his droll wit. "what's up my beef curtains" the hit of the season at all the cool parties

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (five years ago) Permalink

^^Was looking up something with an acronym close to RBC last year, and stumbled onto Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (five years ago) Permalink

"Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains"

OMG how do I not know about them?!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (five years ago) Permalink

oh right, "rock/reggae"

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:43 (five years ago) Permalink

my related thread, "has anyone, in the heat of the moment and without humorous intent, speaking aloud to his partner, referred to his penis as his 'schlong'" will elicit many tearful confessions

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

write-in vote for beef richards

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

(richards = richard burtons = curtain)

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

curtains

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

excellent

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink

ts: schlong v. schwantz

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink

wait what is the name of the song? why did that get bleeped?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink

richards!

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Great presence on stage and incredible tunes..... I'd say their a lot more than the east coast answer to Sublime
DoggyDrake 2 years ago

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Do beef blinds refer to beef venetians or beef rollers

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (five years ago) Permalink

how exactly is their sound influenced by Bad Brains

did they listen to some BB albums and say "this is great, let's try our hardest not to sound anything like this"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (five years ago) Permalink

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (five years ago) Permalink

beef doily

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (five years ago) Permalink

Omg the next time someone asks my influences that is my #1 new tactic

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (five years ago) Permalink

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

omg yes

and then they got splooged on by a giant papier-mâché dick

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:00 (five years ago) Permalink

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2262494044_ab09fcfc1e_o.jpg

WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (five years ago) Permalink

I don't know why I clicked on a picture on a beef curtains thread but that was far less alarming than what I was expecting

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

I GIS'ed "chicken lips"

WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:08 (five years ago) Permalink

well that inspired me to GIS "my beef curtains." you do not want to know

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:22 (five years ago) Permalink

I take it all the boys were not brought to the yard?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:23 (five years ago) Permalink

oh they were brought. when they got to the yard they found the entrance blocked by drapes. beef drapes

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:37 (five years ago) Permalink

reassuringly heavy going into winter

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (five years ago) Permalink

good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (five years ago) Permalink

once a month

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (five years ago) Permalink

you guys are so uncouth

I prefer "boeuf louvres"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (five years ago) Permalink

ridin down the beef highway

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (five years ago) Permalink

god I hate myself and this thread

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (five years ago) Permalink

otm

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

bald man in a rowboat

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

http://levysuniqueny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Snidely+Whiplash.png

"It's beef curtains for you, Dudley Do-Rght!"

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:00 (five years ago) Permalink

Beef curtains put a fun, new spin on the phrase "with all the trimmings"!

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:03 (five years ago) Permalink

this lunch was packed with old beef curtains

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:05 (five years ago) Permalink

xp: with or in

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

a lunch of old beef curtains spread with mayo

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

beefenestration

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

holy fuck

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:18 (five years ago) Permalink

i had either never seen that or memory wiped it

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:19 (five years ago) Permalink

i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out

― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake

"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:21 (five years ago) Permalink

T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:23 (five years ago) Permalink

where's that button

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (five years ago) Permalink

Alright who is this clown for real? ^

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (five years ago) Permalink

how do you do it

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:38 (five years ago) Permalink

just another tuesday on iltmi

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:23 (five years ago) Permalink

*pushes beef button*

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:26 (five years ago) Permalink

beef awning

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:33 (five years ago) Permalink

When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (five years ago) Permalink

That lady has a weird abdomen.

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (five years ago) Permalink

the curtains of beef i impale it

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:48 (five years ago) Permalink

o man that poster illustration

suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:05 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:41 (five years ago) Permalink

mostly lame but includes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

no meat flaps

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:58 (five years ago) Permalink

no cry

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (five years ago) Permalink

- bob marley

whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (five years ago) Permalink

omg

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (five years ago) Permalink

I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.

THANKS DAN.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (five years ago) Permalink

hi-five, Nick

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Roastafari!

Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

beef blinds wuz robbed

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (five years ago) Permalink

she blinded me with beef curtains

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (five years ago) Permalink

The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (five years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

nnnnnnnoooooooooo

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (one year ago) Permalink

yes

example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (one year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (one year ago) Permalink


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