s/d: lube

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Water or oil based? Brand preferences? etc. Tell all itt.

wooden treeshjips (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 00:57 (four years ago) Permalink

WHOOPS I mean silicone, not oil!

wooden treeshjips (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 00:59 (four years ago) Permalink

just use olive oil

markers, Monday, 9 September 2013 01:03 (four years ago) Permalink

if anyone does that and something bad happens, don't blame me

markers, Monday, 9 September 2013 01:03 (four years ago) Permalink

I like silicone based a ton bcz it stays and stays and stays but otoh it can also leave spots on yr sheets and you p much *have* to shower right after you have sex (so like no falling asleep spooning)

S: Maximus (my favorite water based lube bcz it is v thick and lasting and a little goes a long way; great for you-know-where!), Gun Oil (thin but excellent silicone-based lube but kinda has a funny taste)

D: Astroglide (is not v slippery; gets "squeaky" like when you rub balloons together, what the fuck) COLT Slick (cheap homo-targeted lube that is basically Astroglide quality)

wooden treeshjips (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:04 (four years ago) Permalink

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I want to try this one why bcz it is sassy

wooden treeshjips (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:06 (four years ago) Permalink

i uh.... i produce a lot of saliva

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:06 (four years ago) Permalink

D D D: anything that "warms" bcz girl let me tell you they are not made for the putt-putt

wooden treeshjips (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:08 (four years ago) Permalink

D: anything you get from a drugstore, and anything "numbing" (pain happens for a reason and it is your body telling you "yo whoa slow down" and if you do not have that then you will possibly fuck shit up)

wooden treeshjips (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:13 (four years ago) Permalink

Sliquid is pretty decent

Moodles, Monday, 9 September 2013 01:13 (four years ago) Permalink

go paraben-free, very important

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 9 September 2013 01:50 (four years ago) Permalink

think about how often you slather that stuff on! make sure it's not gonna give you gonad cancer

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 9 September 2013 01:51 (four years ago) Permalink

id glide or some other silicone. i have a weirdo chemist friend/fuck buddy who made his own silicone lube out of base materials. o_O

clouds, Monday, 9 September 2013 03:34 (four years ago) Permalink

Gun Oil H20 - if you use too much, it doesn't leave that feeling of oil coating your skin like cheap silicone lube, but it does the job

Good Head - flavored lube that my girlfriend likes to use during blowjobs

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 9 September 2013 18:43 (four years ago) Permalink

destroy anything that tingles or warms, imo

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 9 September 2013 18:44 (four years ago) Permalink

I have two kinds

J/O - gets really sticky and tacky
Fuck Water - looks like cum, much better consistency - and water based

homosexual II, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:12 (four years ago) Permalink

a better consistency than cum??? impossible!

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:14 (four years ago) Permalink

OMG "FUCK WATER"

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:39 (four years ago) Permalink

as in

FUCK WATER YOU LOOKIN AT DUMMY????

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:39 (four years ago) Permalink

I checked my brand and it is Sliquid. It is lubey and paraben-free. No butthole cancer

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:11 (four years ago) Permalink

Which one? Is it Sliquid SASSY bcz you are SASSY?

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:13 (four years ago) Permalink

right but which variety is it? What color is the bottle?

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:22 (four years ago) Permalink

"Infusion botanique" heh heh

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:32 (four years ago) Permalink

Pjur aqua is my most fave! It's PJUR!

quincie, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:34 (four years ago) Permalink

my co-workers used to get mad at me bcz I'd deliberately pronounce the "j" like in "jar" and then they'd correct me and I'd feign naïveté and argue with them

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:38 (four years ago) Permalink

pjurative term

clouds, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:39 (four years ago) Permalink

From the looks of their web site, pjur appears to be made by aryans for aryans

quincie, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:43 (four years ago) Permalink

and although personal lubricants had already been used by the ancient Romans

lol wat

clouds, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:49 (four years ago) Permalink

#faba

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:52 (four years ago) Permalink

haha sorry I meant it's a much better consistency than j/o - nothing is a better consistency than cum

homosexual II, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 19:11 (four years ago) Permalink

nothing dries more like glue

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 19:13 (four years ago) Permalink

Olive oil is a terrible sexual lubricant, trust me clouds.

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 19:23 (four years ago) Permalink

i'll take yr word for it.

clouds, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 19:24 (four years ago) Permalink

Please do...

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 19:28 (four years ago) Permalink

Olive oil is a terrible sexual lubricant

looks pretty ok to me tbh

http://media.tumblr.com/98cecb34429aff658c0f181c4b199934/tumblr_mhj0ld0V0Y1s4htydo2_400.gif

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 19:40 (four years ago) Permalink

Only for the short term.

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:21 (four years ago) Permalink

mister fister

clouds, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:38 (four years ago) Permalink

Great name for a Mister Mister cover band

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:44 (four years ago) Permalink

J/O kills me becuase if it's on the endtable across the room, I see the label as
HO
JO
and then I think of HOward JOnes, throw off your mental chains, that guy really brought a mime on tour, what is love anyway,,,too silly (it really is a problem that affects only me, probably)

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even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:07 (four years ago) Permalink

hey, guess who went looking for love in the hall of mirrors Saturday night and mistook the antibacterial gel for lube?

It didn't burn that bad.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:35 (four years ago) Permalink

there was a scary story I was told in high school about two dudes who tried using a jar of noxema cream

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:38 (four years ago) Permalink

It is easy to mix things up in an embarrassing way. Yesterday I thought poured what I thought was eye makeup remover on a cotton ball and rubbed it in my eye; but I accidentally used my bottle of TendSkin.

even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:45 (four years ago) Permalink

coconut oil is better than olive oil if you're going there.

has anyone tried

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forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:57 (four years ago) Permalink

coconut oil smells nice and feels less greasy in my very limited experience

forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:58 (four years ago) Permalink

xp we sold that at my old work but I knew v little abt how well it actually worked

https://vine.co/v/hB9QbLYPP0K (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:05 (four years ago) Permalink

Search: Astroglide, or better yet the cheaper generic CVS version of it. Lives up to its claim of "closest thing to nature" - actually, may even improve on nature since the real thing can dry out too quickly.

Search: KY Touch 2 in 1 Warming Oil - this one, by contrast, doesn't feel like anything natural; it has more the consistency of maple syrup. Most "warming" lubes feel more like "burning" to me, but the warming effect with this one is properly subtle. Great for backrubs, too.

Destroy: Durex Massage & Play with Ylang Ylang - cold, clammy, not slippery enough, and has an overpowering flowery stench that effectively announces to everyone in the house what you're doing and when. Also is packaged in an annoying bottle that wont stand on either end.

Disappointing: Yours and Mine. This is an elegantly-packaged, pricey, matched his-and-hers set; 'his' is supposedly tingly and invigorating, 'hers' is delightfully warming, and when you put them together some magical, thrilling reaction will occur. In reality, it feels like a somewhat thin, oily lube that probably could have been premixed and still had the same overall effect. One night we each tried using the one intended for the opposite gender, and it didn't feel much different; their textures seem identical. We did like that it's not so slippery that it leaves inadequate friction in place. Still, I think it's just a scheme to sell two bottles of lube when you only need one. And here again, those annoying round-bottom bottles that won't stand up on their own.

Silicone lubes are great for showers/tubs/lakes for their insolubility in water, but I wouldn't use them elsewhere.

574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:41 (four years ago) Permalink

Tbh I'd destroy p much anything you'd be able to buy at a drugstore. If you want real deal good stuff get thee self to a sex shoppe or Amazon.

Baby, where'd you get Chobani from? (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 14 September 2013 15:32 (four years ago) Permalink


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