lingerie

DUH

If you think seamed, polka-dotted granny pants qualify, then yes.

If the poll picture is meant to exemplify an erotic undergarment, then no, no I do not. If, however, you mean actual lingerie, yes, yes I do.

That is a thing I saw once in a lingerie catalog that a friend of mine borrowed from his parents' nightstand. Apparently it has retained some measure of popularity through the years!

One of my friend's mothers used to host Ann Summers parties, and one time when I was 12/13 I had occasion to flick through a catalogue full of crap like this. I thought it was ridiculous then, and I think it's ridiculous now.

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I'm not keen on sharing personal info but oh well...

I dated this young lady, let's see.. about 10 years ago, and once we started getting more intimate she began asking me what lingerie I liked and what types turned me on, etc. Now I will admit I hadn't had a tremendous amount of experience with the stuff outside of things you'd see at a strip club (fishnets, garter belt, uh...), so after running out of suggestions fairly quickly, I asked her to show me her collection.

THREE large drawers and a couple hours later, I had seen more lingerie than you'd find in a mid-sized boutique. Perhaps her previous SO had a thing for it, or maybe she thought it made her look more feminine (she was really fit but may have harbored insecurity about being flat-chested). Anyways, I always thought it was kinda quirky, but I just played along because hey why not. Besides, maybe she thought my wine cellar was equally odd.

I'm old and married now, but my wife really likes this one pair of boxers I wear, like something about them makes them her favorite, we've never really articulated what it is about these stupid boxers.

THE END

Albert

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This poll was inspired by a recent walk through Kmart, where I saw sooooo much lingerie for sale. It's awesome that people wear lacy/frilly/skimpy undergraments, but I've never seen anyone wearing them irl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE94JUrpyfY

kmart is a great destination for skanky lingerie.

i had no idea

i find lingerie a complete waste of time. looks good for about two seconds, but that shit is coming off in two seconds...i want nudity.

Bought suspenders. I have a fever now. Feels way too good.