I am a 25 year old male who has never as much as kissed a girl* and has only had a small handful of awkward, flash-in-the-pan single dates, which makes me more than qualified to handle your most delicate sex and love problems. To be sure, all my time not spent dating, having sex, or being in relationships has been put to good use by thinking deeply about sexuality in abstract, theoretical ways. So please, allow me to give you authoritative advice on issues that require the sort of exacting tact which only someone that lacks any and all sexual experience can provide.
*A guy once pecked me on the lips, but that didn't really count.
― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Saturday, 26 October 2013 04:57 (four years ago) Permalink
homo deuce to thread
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2013 05:04 (four years ago) Permalink
is that me?
― stylings (Matt P), Saturday, 26 October 2013 05:12 (four years ago) Permalink
no, but you are of course welcome to hold court
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2013 05:19 (four years ago) Permalink