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just took the test and passed.
So, you want to become a Special Agent?
Before you continue further in the Recruitment process, be sure to check that you are eligible to become a Special Agent and that you meet these requirements:
Must be at least eighteen (18) years of age
Must provide a U.S. Social Security number or other taxpayer ID number
Must provide a U.S. bank account so we can direct deposit your payment
Must have a U.S. mailing address
Must agree to work as an Independent Contractor
Cannot already be employed by kgb or any of its subsidiaries
Must have access to a computer with a high-speed internet connection
Must have access to Mozilla Firefox or be willing to download it
Then, make sure the opportunity is right for you. Read on for details about the role.
What do U.S. Special Agents do?
Special Agents combine ingenuity with research skills to solve real problems for real people every day. Some questions require a serious answer, others require a sense of humor, and some require both.
When do U.S. Special Agents work?
kgb Special Agents fit their "Special Agent life" around their normal activities. When the kids are at school. When they're between college classes. Any time. Mornings. Afternoons. Or nights. Special Agents sign up for shifts based on their weekly availability. Since we want people 24/7, we've probably got just the times that work for you. And, since we know you want to be busy fielding questions when you are logged in working, weekly shift selection helps to ensure exactly that.
What do U.S. Special Agents earn?
Imagine making some extra spending money by answering questions while you sit in the comfort of your home. That's what kgb Special Agents do. They use their superior question answering skills to earn extra dough just by being smart - and get paid for the questions that they answer.
Compensation is "per piece" and is based on response type:
$0.10 (USD) for each full response - query is investigated and answered by the Special Agent
$0.05 (USD) for each validation response - answer automatically populates from our Knowledge Database and is reviewed for accuracy and forwarded on by the Special Agent
As our Knowledge Database grows, the amount of validation response work will increase. Some of you might prefer full response work, and others of you might prefer to zip quickly through validation response work. And, sometimes, the choice will be yours as Special Agents are always presented with more than one question and can choose the question they want to field.
Given these choices, which would you pick?
How would you describe the color green? (something like this would probably require full response) ... or ... Why is the grass green? (something like this would probably require validation response).
And, because of our weekly shift selection philosophy, we intend to keep the questions coming regardless of type so that you are busy earning while you are logged in
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link
If you're going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would it take to reshingle your roof?
Regardless of the speed and number of wheels on the canoe, you would need a nearly endless supply of pancake mix to re-shingle your roof. This is because pancake mix would be such a poor tool for the job that you would be constantly reapplying it over and over as it failed. Most tile roof adhesive involves some kind of waterproof rating and is generally epoxy based. Pancake mix isn’t called “roof tile” mix for a reason!
^10 cents
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link
Is Hillary Clinton a lesbian?
Rumors have circulated about Nancy Pietrafesa and Hillary Clinton's relationship but Hillary is not a lesbian. They just very close friend.
Forks Answer: Hillary Rodham Clinton is almost certainly not a lesbian. At the very least she is bisexual as she has been married for the past thirty six years to ex-president William Jefferson Clinton and has given birth to his child.
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
How much caleres does a blow job burn
Oral Sex is said to burn about 30 calories. Masturbation for pleasure only burns 6 calories. Ask more!
Forks Answer: Thirty for the blower, less if semen is ingested. Eight for the blowee, forty-two if he is on a stationary bike.
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link