If you're going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would it take to reshingle your roof?
Regardless of the speed and number of wheels on the canoe, you would need a nearly endless supply of pancake mix to re-shingle your roof. This is because pancake mix would be such a poor tool for the job that you would be constantly reapplying it over and over as it failed. Most tile roof adhesive involves some kind of waterproof rating and is generally epoxy based. Pancake mix isn’t called “roof tile” mix for a reason!^10 cents
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link
xp hahaha
― dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link
reminds me of http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=9193
― dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
i am tempted to do this anyway because i do ilx and that pays me (zero) and this kinda looks more fun really
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link
Is Hillary Clinton a lesbian?
Rumors have circulated about Nancy Pietrafesa and Hillary Clinton's relationship but Hillary is not a lesbian. They just very close friend.
Forks Answer: Hillary Rodham Clinton is almost certainly not a lesbian. At the very least she is bisexual as she has been married for the past thirty six years to ex-president William Jefferson Clinton and has given birth to his child.
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
What is kikg of the hell
King of Hell, also known as Demon King in some countries, is a Korean manhwa written by Ra In-soo and illustrated by Kim Jae-hwan. Ask kgb_ again, 24/7!
― ^ Not Medical Advice (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link
How do u spell peter griffins laugh from family guy
Peter Griffin has many different laughs on "Family Guy". His laugh could be written as "haa haa huh ha ha".
― ^ Not Medical Advice (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link
How much caleres does a blow job burn
Oral Sex is said to burn about 30 calories. Masturbation for pleasure only burns 6 calories. Ask more!
Forks Answer: Thirty for the blower, less if semen is ingested. Eight for the blowee, forty-two if he is on a stationary bike.
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link
Wanna blow job
A "blow job" is slang term for oral sex on a man. "Blow Job" is also the name of a short film. Ask us 24/7 with anything you can think of! KGB will pass.
Forks Answer: Forks will pass.
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link
What's the best way of torture?
Slow and painful torture is known to be the worst forms of torture in history! How horrible! We advise you not to do it.
Forks Answer: Force billions to grow old knowing that the instant-gratification generation will ultimately come to power roughly when they are oldest and most vulnerable
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
R vans cool shoes
Yes! Vans shoes are great! The designs are unique, edgy, and cool. This could be good in summer! Wow!
Forks Answer: They're cool enough for you, sure.
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
How to make a homemade vagina?
Wet 2 sponges w/ hot water & wring them out. Put them in a unbreakable plastic cup & lube in between.
Forks Answer: Okay, that's a pretty good one.
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
Does megan fox shave her pubic hair?
No one knows for sure if she does but 23% of women say they shave part of their pubic hair.
Forks Answer: Dude she TOTALLY does
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
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― flopson, Monday, 6 February 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://gizmodo.com/5883206/bezos+funded-bigot-search-engine-powers-android-siri-rival
oh dear...
― dell (del), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
Cha Cha!
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link