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http://upfile.cat898.com/UploadFile/2009-6/200962714148487.jpg

harbl, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

O_O

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELoqZiamr4E

cameron village is about 5 miles from me.

Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i don't know where to put this but there was just an advert on tv for americans versus food tax or something that said taxes never made anyone healthy

the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://stage.owngig.com/media/436428bf0a258d7.jpeg

Treblekicker, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry just testing something for work.

Treblekicker, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i found an old bar exam problem that stars "notorious" drug dealers mr. big and tew pak

it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Friday, 17 July 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!

tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

can we see the problem???

tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

this reminds me of the time i was in the natural foods store and notorious thugs was playing

tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

k here's pix. i guess he's a notorious gang member, not drug dealer oops. he won't mind. questions always have funny topical names like a logger named bud twigg. or sometimes it's just polly plaintiff. i hope slim thugg is on my exam
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/3730424461_10bd9590e5_b.jpg

it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Saturday, 18 July 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i always knew tew pak was a cop

it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Saturday, 18 July 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

that reminds me of when I used to teach tax school, and I'd make up characters and situations because the ones in the book were pretty boring and pretty dissimilar to the clients the students would be dealing with ...

well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Saturday, 18 July 2009 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

is briscoe supposed to be an homage to lenny briscoe (rip)?

tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i think from now on all maryland bar questions should be based on characters from the wire and homicide: life on the streets. and maybe john waters movies.

tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

here's another good one that had me lollin'

On December 26, 1999, “We-Are-Toys” had a “1-hour only 6 a.m. 50% off” holiday sale on
the entire line of the immensely popular Smokemon toys. Paula Poundrock arrived at 6:30 a.m. only to
learn that all of the Smokemon toys had been grabbed. She quickly glanced at the cashier line and saw
Mary Meek at the end of the line with 3 Smokemon toys. Determined not to return home empty
handed, Poundrock intentionally bumped into Meek from behind, knocking her to the floor and all 3
Smokemon toys out of her hands. Poundrock immediately shouted to Meek, “Why don’t you watch
where you’re going! Security, this thief accosted me and is trying to steal my Smokemon toys.”

Upon hearing the commotion, an off-duty Howard County police officer in full uniform who was
shopping for toys, rushed over as Poundrock continued to scream that Meek accosted her and tried to
steal her Smokemon toys. Stunned and distraught, Meek just started crying and didn’t respond.
Believing Poundrock’s version of events, the police officer forcibly escorted Meek out of the store and
warned that further attempted theft would subject her to prosecution.
After two months of therapy for injuries resulting from Poundrock’s actions and repeated
sessions with a psychologist, Meek comes to you, an attorney licensed to practice in Maryland, to see
whether she has any causes of action arising from the December 26 incident.

blobfish russian (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link


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jaxon, Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZYO6hy7AQ4

criss de motté :-)

Sébastien, Sunday, 2 August 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

SEBASTIAN THE REGGAE CRAB

― lex pretend, Sunday, August 2, 2009 10:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 August 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.facebook.com/tewpakching

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

what 25 Active Users and 3 posts in the past five minutes tells me is that ilxors are a circumspect bunch maybe more than we give ourselves credit for, readers more than posters, all of us

jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATu2XLpgzYE

jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i love that cat.

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i would totes watch baseball if there was that cat always on the field and there was no baseball going on all the time.

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.sendspace.com/file/asb95s

Milton Parker, Monday, 10 August 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

tsu

jergins, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Reflecting P.A. after he drank 10 cans of beer- Reflecting P.A. He is drunk. He acts: -high sensitive -dramatic -scared -frustrated It's no big deal. P.A. is my friend. Eye know him for longtime. I'm at his house now. He drank 10 beers, actually...
10:06 AM
Reflecting P.A. after he drank 10 cans of beerfrom Kingston JA by nore✧✧✧@blog✧✧✧.c✧✧ (Prince Arjen)
Reflecting P.A. He is drunk. He acts:

-high sensitive
-dramatic
-scared
-frustrated

It's no big deal. P.A. is my friend. Eye know him for longtime.
I'm at his house now. He drank 10 beers, actually 9 he says. Beer is a poor mans drug. P.A. is a rich man. Drinking lots of beer makes him flat and emotional in a misplaced way. Meditation is too confrontating for him now he says, but it's free and he does that all the time. Drinking beer get's him running around in circles to the fucking point of going on and on and on and on.

Drinking beer every day leads him to drinking more beer, to distraction of the real thing, what is important now. It leads to getting tense, having regret, more tension, heaviness.
Doing too much of the same thing. He had a varied life.

It would be a major restriction to see him drink 10 cans of beer every day from now on.
Fading the spiritual, getting flat, lazy and pointless. Thinking he is Jesus, and that he knocked God out. He lately never tells me he loves me, like he used to. Instead he smacks me on my batty and tells me he wants to stick Mr. Willy in me. He's too busy with his ego.

3 weeks later. P.A. says to me: I chose the path of non-consumption. Only drinking healthy fruit juices, Sourcy, eating a little beans, fish, bread. I don't wanna live intoxicated.

Why did he like beer, alcohol so much?
Because it seemed to simplify his life he says, restricting it into a 3D reality, making it more plain.
Yet boring too. And he was stinking outta his mouth.

Conclusion. P.A. was crazy sitting at home at his CPU or the stereo. He should enter da world & meet some new friends, and things to identify with. Drinking beer every day is doing wrong to himself. Get your kicks in a more sane natural varied way P.A. That would be better for you.

Laura

jergins, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

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Internet! (Z S), Monday, 7 September 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://riotclitshave.com/2008.11/00095fpf.jpg

Milton Parker, Monday, 7 September 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 <3 <3 http://riotclitshave.livejournal.com/

Milton Parker, Monday, 7 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thecorrector.net/id28.html
for looking at the pictures

bamcquern, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link

What it is?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 11 September 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it is a pet

harbl, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

a life partner

am0n, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

lol:D

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 11 September 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

OK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS NOW AND I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 11 September 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

oh my god. O_O

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 19 September 2009 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link

V

Everywhere, people are busy cooking beans.

En todas partes se cuecen habas.

Sunrise paints a craze on the crests of the cordillera and on the ramshackle, 1969 Ford truck, bearing in red the letters "Shah Zaman" over the windshield. When it stops for gas, Rafo points out to John how modern is Peru with its condom machine advertising CONDUMAX ULTRA SHAPE, gas station thoughtfulness.

The road turns to unpaved and the truck labors up the striated massif, past roadside signs giving thanks to the PRESIDENCIA DE LA REPUBLICA for more opportunity for all; for more water and drainage for all, for new schools, better roads, more electricity. Many Peruvian trucks are still pre-1973, the year Velasco slapped on a trade embargo to retaliate against the USA's embargo against Chile. So did USA foreign policy end Ford's monopoly, inadvertently. The twelve riders in the back of the bucking, red and yellow "Shah" cling to its wooden rails to brace themselves. Scarves and hats protect their noses and mouths from the swirling dust. Ponchos ward off the morning chill.

Doctor Rafael Zárate Ruíz stands among these mutants, for, at the Guardia Civil check-point in Cayma, either a member of the Republican Guard cadging a ride, or a terrorist disguised as a member of the Republican Guard cadging a ride, evicted Rafo from his seat in the cab. Since terrorists' factories manufacture Guardia Civil, PIP (investigative police), Republican Andean Guard and Armed Forces uniforms to wear as occasion requires, even Rafo does not cross a man in uniform.

Black Gaspar, of whom it is said he was born retired, drives. With the graceful movements of a big cat, he emerges from the checkpoint, the necessary papers in hand, but accompanied by the man in uniform who sits, ominous and wordless, beside Black Gaspar in the cab for two hours until he descends at Calorama. Muchas gracias. . . .

http://www2.xlibris.com/book_excerpt.asp?bookid=13861

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 21 September 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link


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