https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELoqZiamr4E
cameron village is about 5 miles from me.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't know where to put this but there was just an advert on tv for americans versus food tax or something that said taxes never made anyone healthy
― the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zmDwMNaTzA
― the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://stage.owngig.com/media/436428bf0a258d7.jpeg
― Treblekicker, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry just testing something for work.
i found an old bar exam problem that stars "notorious" drug dealers mr. big and tew pak
― it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Friday, 17 July 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!
― tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
can we see the problem???
this reminds me of the time i was in the natural foods store and notorious thugs was playing
― tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
k here's pix. i guess he's a notorious gang member, not drug dealer oops. he won't mind. questions always have funny topical names like a logger named bud twigg. or sometimes it's just polly plaintiff. i hope slim thugg is on my examhttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/3730424461_10bd9590e5_b.jpg
― it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Saturday, 18 July 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i always knew tew pak was a cop
― it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Saturday, 18 July 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that reminds me of when I used to teach tax school, and I'd make up characters and situations because the ones in the book were pretty boring and pretty dissimilar to the clients the students would be dealing with ...
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Saturday, 18 July 2009 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link
is briscoe supposed to be an homage to lenny briscoe (rip)?
― tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
i think from now on all maryland bar questions should be based on characters from the wire and homicide: life on the streets. and maybe john waters movies.
http://www.wacom.com.au/community/submission/images/5/4284.jpeg
― (sorry for boob) (ENBB), Saturday, 18 July 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
here's another good one that had me lollin'
On December 26, 1999, “We-Are-Toys” had a “1-hour only 6 a.m. 50% off” holiday sale on the entire line of the immensely popular Smokemon toys. Paula Poundrock arrived at 6:30 a.m. only to learn that all of the Smokemon toys had been grabbed. She quickly glanced at the cashier line and saw Mary Meek at the end of the line with 3 Smokemon toys. Determined not to return home empty handed, Poundrock intentionally bumped into Meek from behind, knocking her to the floor and all 3 Smokemon toys out of her hands. Poundrock immediately shouted to Meek, “Why don’t you watch where you’re going! Security, this thief accosted me and is trying to steal my Smokemon toys.”
Upon hearing the commotion, an off-duty Howard County police officer in full uniform who was shopping for toys, rushed over as Poundrock continued to scream that Meek accosted her and tried to steal her Smokemon toys. Stunned and distraught, Meek just started crying and didn’t respond. Believing Poundrock’s version of events, the police officer forcibly escorted Meek out of the store andwarned that further attempted theft would subject her to prosecution. After two months of therapy for injuries resulting from Poundrock’s actions and repeated sessions with a psychologist, Meek comes to you, an attorney licensed to practice in Maryland, to see whether she has any causes of action arising from the December 26 incident.
― blobfish russian (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo351/coverboi_rome/l_6f1c2aec32a98bccefd5cc4aa7d108bd.jpg
― avuenjo, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.magicalrabbit.com/ebay/Mr_Bill_Clinton_puppet_gallery.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/mnd3bd (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 30 July 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
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― jaxon, Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZYO6hy7AQ4
criss de motté :-)
― Sébastien, Sunday, 2 August 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
SEBASTIAN THE REGGAE CRAB
― lex pretend, Sunday, August 2, 2009 10:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 August 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
google search for police logs from Carmel-by-the-Sea's weekly newspaper, The Carmel Pine Cone
http://www.google.com/custom?hl=en&client=google-coop&cof=FORID%3A13%3BAH%3Aleft%3BCX%3ASearch%2520The%2520Carmel%2520Pine%2520Cone%3BL%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.carmelpinecone.com%2Fwebflagsmall.gif%3BLH%3A100%3BLP%3A1%3BVLC%3A%23663399%3BDIV%3A%23336699%3B&adkw=AELymgW_UO6PNrhk24YSK72zMsys8HuCIpKQhnYC1xpFYGAwrkBOdknHqc4xGva7non8qGM-XvJTXJ874BH3IQXNCvze1JRg7AUKqfBXJcFgSZTeQydhFCfU_-YutSX8zD6oyy-cBPlbBA4wKigiiO-ZQOzeYoBhbxBuFBbkveeahPIuwGMsv0ctesiebHZIcTpUX63CrnZf&boostcse=0&q=police+log&btnG=Search&cx=008541047987416150216%3A-j-lcemctqk
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/tewpakching
― ( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
what 25 Active Users and 3 posts in the past five minutes tells me is that ilxors are a circumspect bunch maybe more than we give ourselves credit for, readers more than posters, all of us
― jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATu2XLpgzYE
― jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i love that cat.
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i would totes watch baseball if there was that cat always on the field and there was no baseball going on all the time.
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%80%D1%8C.jpg/450px-%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%80%D1%8C.jpg
― permanent response lopp (harbl), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.sendspace.com/file/asb95s
― Milton Parker, Monday, 10 August 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
tsu
― jergins, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8224/raffitraxx.png
― Well, I wrote some stuff and Kenny Loggins heard it, so, y'know... (EDB), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/581/99063580.png
― Well, I wrote some stuff and Kenny Loggins heard it, so, y'know... (EDB), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.davemilam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/james_brown_statue.jpg
― ( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Reflecting P.A. after he drank 10 cans of beer- Reflecting P.A. He is drunk. He acts: -high sensitive -dramatic -scared -frustrated It's no big deal. P.A. is my friend. Eye know him for longtime. I'm at his house now. He drank 10 beers, actually...10:06 AMReflecting P.A. after he drank 10 cans of beerfrom Kingston JA by nore✧✧✧@blog✧✧✧.c✧✧ (Prince Arjen)Reflecting P.A. He is drunk. He acts:
-high sensitive-dramatic-scared-frustrated
It's no big deal. P.A. is my friend. Eye know him for longtime.I'm at his house now. He drank 10 beers, actually 9 he says. Beer is a poor mans drug. P.A. is a rich man. Drinking lots of beer makes him flat and emotional in a misplaced way. Meditation is too confrontating for him now he says, but it's free and he does that all the time. Drinking beer get's him running around in circles to the fucking point of going on and on and on and on.
Drinking beer every day leads him to drinking more beer, to distraction of the real thing, what is important now. It leads to getting tense, having regret, more tension, heaviness.Doing too much of the same thing. He had a varied life.
It would be a major restriction to see him drink 10 cans of beer every day from now on.Fading the spiritual, getting flat, lazy and pointless. Thinking he is Jesus, and that he knocked God out. He lately never tells me he loves me, like he used to. Instead he smacks me on my batty and tells me he wants to stick Mr. Willy in me. He's too busy with his ego.
3 weeks later. P.A. says to me: I chose the path of non-consumption. Only drinking healthy fruit juices, Sourcy, eating a little beans, fish, bread. I don't wanna live intoxicated.
Why did he like beer, alcohol so much?Because it seemed to simplify his life he says, restricting it into a 3D reality, making it more plain.Yet boring too. And he was stinking outta his mouth.
Conclusion. P.A. was crazy sitting at home at his CPU or the stereo. He should enter da world & meet some new friends, and things to identify with. Drinking beer every day is doing wrong to himself. Get your kicks in a more sane natural varied way P.A. That would be better for you.
Laura
― jergins, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i25.tinypic.com/10z9umh.jpg
― Internet! (Z S), Monday, 7 September 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
http://riotclitshave.com/2008.11/00095fpf.jpg
― Milton Parker, Monday, 7 September 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3 http://riotclitshave.livejournal.com/
― Milton Parker, Monday, 7 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thecorrector.net/id28.htmlfor looking at the pictures
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6TMTef_Pirg/SPspZdWUbgI/AAAAAAAAAyI/ZrwksritKW4/s400/DSC_8930.JPG
― am0n, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
What it is?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 11 September 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
it is a pet
― harbl, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
a life partner
― am0n, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lol:D
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 11 September 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
OK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS NOW AND I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 11 September 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.foxnews.com/images/563138/0_61_Tree_in_neck_320.jpghttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,550963,00.html
― carne asada, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
oh my god. O_O
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 19 September 2009 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link
V
Everywhere, people are busy cooking beans.
En todas partes se cuecen habas.
Sunrise paints a craze on the crests of the cordillera and on the ramshackle, 1969 Ford truck, bearing in red the letters "Shah Zaman" over the windshield. When it stops for gas, Rafo points out to John how modern is Peru with its condom machine advertising CONDUMAX ULTRA SHAPE, gas station thoughtfulness.
The road turns to unpaved and the truck labors up the striated massif, past roadside signs giving thanks to the PRESIDENCIA DE LA REPUBLICA for more opportunity for all; for more water and drainage for all, for new schools, better roads, more electricity. Many Peruvian trucks are still pre-1973, the year Velasco slapped on a trade embargo to retaliate against the USA's embargo against Chile. So did USA foreign policy end Ford's monopoly, inadvertently. The twelve riders in the back of the bucking, red and yellow "Shah" cling to its wooden rails to brace themselves. Scarves and hats protect their noses and mouths from the swirling dust. Ponchos ward off the morning chill.
Doctor Rafael Zárate Ruíz stands among these mutants, for, at the Guardia Civil check-point in Cayma, either a member of the Republican Guard cadging a ride, or a terrorist disguised as a member of the Republican Guard cadging a ride, evicted Rafo from his seat in the cab. Since terrorists' factories manufacture Guardia Civil, PIP (investigative police), Republican Andean Guard and Armed Forces uniforms to wear as occasion requires, even Rafo does not cross a man in uniform.
Black Gaspar, of whom it is said he was born retired, drives. With the graceful movements of a big cat, he emerges from the checkpoint, the necessary papers in hand, but accompanied by the man in uniform who sits, ominous and wordless, beside Black Gaspar in the cab for two hours until he descends at Calorama. Muchas gracias. . . .
http://www2.xlibris.com/book_excerpt.asp?bookid=13861
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 21 September 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
The full-lotus body position is the tetrahedron vortex to harmonize the kidney life force energy (the internal reproductive hormone energy) so that the parasympathetic RELAXATION nervous system is maintained without the external ejaculation of the male as the stress sympathetic trigger
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ia300203.us.archive.org/2/items/lf067mp3/01-luke_macgowan-robo_ursonate.mp3
― am0n, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link