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― Keith, Sunday, 14 September 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
UEF
We've landed.
VOVKA
Where?
UEF
Hanut.
VOVKA
What the hell is Hanut?
UEF
The planet I was born on.
BI
And me.
SKRIPACH (looking out porthole)
Night.
UEF
It's always night here now.
BI (gesturing with oxygen mask)
Put this on meanwhile.
DYADYA
Why?
UEF
There's no air.
SKRIPACH
So how do you live here?
UEF
Nobody has lived here for quite a while. The Plukanians trankluked it while we were on an expedition.
VOVKA
Why?
UEF
Because we didn't have time to do them first.
SKRIPACH
And why would you want to do that?
UEF
Just to clear them out of our sight.
SKRIPACH
And everybody perished?
UEF
Of course!
BI
Vovka, I have a suggestion. The planet Hanut is worth nothing now.
UEF
63 chatls.
BI
We go and sing 'Mama' around the galaxy for a month, then the planet is ours. Another month - we can buy air.
UEF
93 chatls.
BI
Whoever doesn't have his own air will come to us.
UEF
They'll be crawling around, and we'll be spitting on them.
SKRIPACH
What for?
UEF
For fun!
SKRIPACH
Where's the fun in that?
BI (to Uef, chuckling)
He's too young to understand.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 10 November 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link