Obama was giving a speech that I attended, and before I went into the auditorium he had this security guard ask me questions. The security guard was shaped like a human, but was projecting scenes from the universe on his torso (stars, planets, etc). I forget the exact nature of the questions he asked me, but it was as though every question hit at the root of every problem I have ever had, making me more and more reticent to acknowledge that I had the capability to answer such questions. Just as I overcame this fear and was about to answer a question, the security guard was all "These are the public showers" and he showed me these public showers. Then, I woke up. Help me Dr.
― uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
I like short shorts
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)
And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
[Clarinet solo]
Tequila
― Sean D'olier, Sunday, 20 July 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
four months pass...
I would like to hear more about dreams about Obama.
I've had two already.
In the first one, just after he'd won the election I noticed him coming down a steep hill I used to descend from work a few years ago. We looked at each other and I became bashful & embarassed like a schoolboy crush situation and then I looked away.
In the second dream I had about Obama, I saw him with a big afro hairstyle for awhile. Then later he was back to looking like he does now and we were in a room with a bunch of other people and I saw a pained look on his face because someone in the group of people was giving him some kind of shit or something.
Please to share more dreams about Obama. Thanks.
― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link