The worst nude scenes in film

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Yeah, so I'm really scraping the barrel here, but I just remembered how freaky and unexpected it was to see Kevin Bacon's penis in Wild Things. Really, what was going on there?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 25 September 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll put in one vote for practically all of In the Realm of the Senses, as it pretty much is wall-to-wall nudity to the point that the film becomes absolutely boring.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Kathy Bates nude in About Schmidt...shudder...

― Anthony (Anthony F), Friday, 26 September 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Anytime the people got naked in Bully. God, that movie scarred me.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 27 September 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hundstage is chock full of bad nude scenes.

― Altweibersommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 27 September 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sharon Stone and Sylvester Stallone shower / "love" scene in The Specialist. Shudder.

― PVC (peeveecee), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Harvey Kietel - Bad Lieutenant, enough said.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 16 October 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Selma Blair's in Storytelling is kinda ugly (under the circumstances in which it takes place at least)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 17 October 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

adam you're so otm re kevin bacon in Wild Things!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 17 October 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Schindler's List.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

PVC so OTM! That scene is utterly, utterly fucked up and unsexy. As is the whole goddamn movie.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

huey lewis - short cuts

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 24 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

other than that heinous shower scene which makes me shriek in terror like a bitch, I think The Specialist is one of the funniest films ever made, thanks to Eric Roberts and James Woods (on purpose) and Stallone (not on purpose).

― PVC (peeveecee), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a movie once....a movie about making a movie.....hmmm, I'm not sure how to say this without offending. The movie they were TRYING to make involved "double penetration"....as I recall, they never quite suceeded in pulling it off (no pun intended). I guess the nudity was ok but it was so pointless (no pun intended). The shots of the director (?) trying to position the "actors" and cameras was downright mind numbing. As I recall, even 18 year old kids were leaving the theater in disgust and opting for a showing of the Banana Splits next door.

It had to be, without a doubt, the dumbest pseudo-porn movie ever made and that includes the one with the woman and the guy in a very bad ape suit getting it on.

― ed dill (eddill), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

surely there are more of these...

― ryan (ryan), Saturday, 28 May 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Dreamers. All of it.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 28 May 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

funny that About Schmidt is mentioned since Sideways does something similar. are these intended to humiliate the character or shock the audience into seeing what "real" bodies are like?

― ryan (ryan), Saturday, 28 May 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Real" nude bodies were fairly common in late '60s and '70s films.

I totally dug the Bacon scene in WT because it'd panic boys like the two xpost.

Larry Clark usually gives me the Dirty Old Man feeling, but not in Bully. And nudity is one of the best things about The Dreamers, along with the Keaton/Chaplin argument.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"One of the best things about The Dreamers" is damning with the faintest of praise.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

George Clooney in Solaris.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 May 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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