publicise forgotten awesome radio shows with a sandwich-board
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Monday, 16 November 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
compose and record personalized music to commemorate important life events
― sarahel, Monday, 16 November 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
feed everyone's cat -- THAT WOULD BE NICE OF YOUbe a messenger -- ~LOL~organise park soccer -- PPL GET PAID FOR THIS???engage lonely ppl in conversation -- SEE ABOVE
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Monday, 16 November 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
take time out to help the community...surrender my number to be a helpline and spring into action whenever anyone needs me
lol gbx the first post was always 2 b fanciful at best reflecting futile mood
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Monday, 16 November 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
engage lonely ppl in conversation
aren't you doing science journalism?
― goole, Monday, 16 November 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i know ;)
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Monday, 16 November 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
people get paid to converse with lonely people - though often they have to do more than just converse.
― sarahel, Monday, 16 November 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
one thing that maybe does not deserve remuneration is writing articles, spreading free information...which puts the screws on me as journalist
if the articles are being purchased as part of a critical discourse, then perhaps this deserves remuneration
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Monday, 16 November 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
write white papers instead
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Monday, 16 November 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link
wait - i'm confused - is this thread about things you can do that you deserve to be paid for ... or things you can do that you could get paid for?
― sarahel, Monday, 16 November 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
things that i could do which would deserve payment
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Monday, 16 November 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
work at a YOUTH CENTRE
i think you deserve payment for some of your ilx posts which have brought people countless minutes of entertainment.
― sarahel, Monday, 16 November 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link
just received a phone call from my cell phone company telling me my bill is past due. The caller had a very nice British accent. I think you would do well in this field.
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link
be a camera tripod carrier for a wealthy photographer who does not like carrying tripods around
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Monday, November 16, 2009 12:49 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this job is called photo assistant and its sort of sweet - its pretty much exclusively for aspiring pro photographers tho
― SMH (ice cr?m), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
i knew a guy that was a photo assistant and he ended up on morning talk shows because of something he did on a shoot he was on.
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx contributor acoleuthic i think i could scare up a few bucks if u want 2 come over and finish painting my living room
― Lamp, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
alternately i keep seeing ppl drinking champagne outside a gallery near my house that has nothing but dismemebered mannequins standing around and walls covered in slogans printed on a dot matrix printer
so maybe start selling vintage dot matrix printers u score on ebay/through estate sales/gov't auctions to artists
― Lamp, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
the front bumper of my car is damaged - L0uis, if you can fix it, I'd gladly pay you.
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
If you wear that all red ensemble when you do this, and maybe have some kind of all red super-vehicle, then it might not be long before the police pay you not to do it.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ is this something i have no clue what you're referring to because I almost never look at the WDYLL threads?
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
this is not making me want to start looking at the WDYLL threads.
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
lj is our own, red, greenman
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
was it like Santa-style long underwear?
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
To save you from looking, it was a pic of LJ wearing a red jersey, red jeans, and a pair of red sneakers, all the exact same shade of red.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
And the picture was taken on a tube train that was strangely devoid of any other passengers.
so lou jag maybe try working as a style consultant?
― Lamp, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
thank you for saving me from that. The boy might want to look into investing in plaid.
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
(xpost) Yeah, all he'd need would be a sign around his neck saying "WEAR THE EXACT OPPOSITE TO ME" (j/k)
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, but why would anyone pay for that?
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
LJ yer moms baggin on you dude
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm still his mom?
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
what a cruel thing to say
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i figured that when that other thread got locked, i was absolved of my maternity.
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
this offer is still open
― Lamp, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i will have a living room that needs painting in about a month and a half. Maybe we can coordinate the scheduling of this, Lamp?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i am not paying for you to paint my landlord's house, but i will maybe think of something else.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"what can i do that deserves retribution" thread y/n?
― Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
stay up all night staringintospace fro starters
yeah, pondering what work you could find for an oxbridge graduate to do about the house, if you could afford to pay such a character in the first place, when you have to drive through a flood region in 5 hours for work is probably asking for trouble.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha i hadn't seen this thread after i last posted
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
bookmarks - dude - bookmarks
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
lj--make bookmarks for a kindle--make a million dollars (pounds)
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
lamp if u spot me the airfare i will apply dabs of paint tastefully 4 ur pleasure
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ does not sound like he knows the first thing about painting rooms.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
u apply dabs of paint tastefully until the room is 40% more fun than it used to be
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
wrong - you use a roller and apply paint evenly; you use a brush to smooth and create an even coat in corners, near fixtures and outlets, and along the edges where the roller would bump into things.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Trans= "i apply paint to my naked body and wiggle around the room, throwing myself against the walls until the room looks 40% more painted"
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
u think a bro who worked in a decorator's merchant's warehouse doesn't know what stupple is i mean heavens come on
i just think lamp is a joyful dabs kinda dude
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
he said tastefully, though
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
consider the source
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
LJ - if you paint my living room - i want an even coat of flat white - no underpainting, joyful dabs, or faux texturizing, got it?
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i cannot promise that there will not be a spray-on effect in places
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
then i will not pay you to paint my living room.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i will break in and paint it regardless
guerrilla painting
all will be lime green ochre and mauve
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i would kill you.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
with a hot pink motif in the corners
i would sue.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
ur only allowed to sb these days sri
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i will help sarahel track you down
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx bounty hunters
for emotional distress - i want clean even white walls to hang art on. i am not going to ask my soon-to-be ex to do it, because the painting will be my version of a cleansing ritual to mark his exit from my apartment and life.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link