lamp if u spot me the airfare i will apply dabs of paint tastefully 4 ur pleasure
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ does not sound like he knows the first thing about painting rooms.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
u apply dabs of paint tastefully until the room is 40% more fun than it used to be
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
wrong - you use a roller and apply paint evenly; you use a brush to smooth and create an even coat in corners, near fixtures and outlets, and along the edges where the roller would bump into things.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Trans= "i apply paint to my naked body and wiggle around the room, throwing myself against the walls until the room looks 40% more painted"
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
u think a bro who worked in a decorator's merchant's warehouse doesn't know what stupple is i mean heavens come on
i just think lamp is a joyful dabs kinda dude
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
he said tastefully, though
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
consider the source
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
LJ - if you paint my living room - i want an even coat of flat white - no underpainting, joyful dabs, or faux texturizing, got it?
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i cannot promise that there will not be a spray-on effect in places
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
then i will not pay you to paint my living room.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i will break in and paint it regardless
guerrilla painting
all will be lime green ochre and mauve
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i would kill you.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
with a hot pink motif in the corners
i would sue.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
ur only allowed to sb these days sri
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i will help sarahel track you down
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx bounty hunters
for emotional distress - i want clean even white walls to hang art on. i am not going to ask my soon-to-be ex to do it, because the painting will be my version of a cleansing ritual to mark his exit from my apartment and life.
― sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link