THIS MY BLØG

haha niice

im goin huuuuungrraaaaaaayyaaaaay

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fuck this bullshit
lunch tragedy

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i had some leftover braised chicken thighs bacon and acorn squash from yesterday so i striped the chicken from the bone and mashed it together w/the squash and bacon and put it in the microwave for three minutes i then took congealed bacon/chicken fat which i had set aside threw it in a pan over medium heat till it melted and started cooking a chopped up clementine in there then i cut up half an avocado to add post cooking and i sliced up half a fennel and put that in w/the clementine and went over to retrieve the chicken from the microwave and the bowl it was in was hot so i was handling it gingerly by the edges and just as i went to put it on the counter it slipped hit the corner of the counter shattered spilled chicken and squash all over the floor and inflicted the damage to my hand u see above which is quite deep and will prob require stitches and is in the most inconvenient spot - i ate the fennel clementine and avocado anyway fuck it

this is why i don't eat lunch

yah i should look into that

by the same logic i could argue that this is why i dont eat bacon

bacon is too good - so is lunch tho - jeez

i have eaten two clementines today tho

i also have a third clementine AND an apple AND a pear with me -- it's a veritable fruitocopia in my purse

my hand isnt bleeding too bad but its weird thats a loose spot for skin and its sliced and hanging wide open and u can see the flesh below the skin if that makes sense - looks like itll just keep reopening forever if i dont get stitches - really dont want to deal w/the hospital

rub some bacon on it

its not bleeding at all anymore just sitting there a little window to the inside of my body - i put a bandaid on there - still havent cleaned up the chicken - im pretty angry w/that chicken tbh

yeah i would leave the chicken right where it is until it's learned not to hurt you and has thought about what it's done

why will chicken never learn lessons what bastardos for sure

i sliced the middle finger on my left hand down to the bone trying to pit an avocado once.

i had to have a specialist surgeon repair two tendons and a nerve and then went to 6 months of physical therapy and still only have about 75% mobility with that finger.

yes i still love avocados.

yah i could never stay mad at avocados

how were you pitting it?!?!

damn grady

obv i was pitting it the wrong way

how do i pit this by stabbing my finger or

also: dressed myself, ran three blocks and drove standard trans. car half a mile to the ER all by myself with a bloody roll of paper towels wrapped around my hand, elevated above my head the whole time.

put that on ur resume dogg

write yr resume in blooood

cleaned up the chicken

invite the chicken to post on 77--let's hear the chickens side of things

chicken is so bannd bro

helvetica is a fucking terrible movie about terrible people

i mean, it's a really well-made good-looking film about.........FONT

if you are on a graphic design hating jag it'll only make it worse

also i am sorry about yr finger jho but in my unexpert opinion that is not a stitchable injury. i'd say clean it and krazy glue it

im thinking of just trying magic

you can do magic

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that was a v inspirational video as far as my home surgery plans are concerned ty

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complaint department
rain, fu

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oh man i was listening to "classic soft rock" on the subway yesterday and listened to "you can do magic" probably at least 3 times -- a friend of mine made himself a shirt with the opening lyrics to the song on it -- it is a spiritual thing

"Magic" - Pilot
"You Can Do Magic" - America
"Magic" - Olivia Newton-John
"Magic Man" - Heart

Basically any Magic song between 1975 to 1983 is spiritual. The only reason it stops at 1983 is because that Cars song killed it.

ok i found it and this time i saved it so dont worry
ass possessed by an angel

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it looks liek the wind is so strong it is blowing her boobs -- that is amazing

she is a genuine talent i mean that fully

sometimes reality is too real
this is experience

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percolating bløg posts
prepare to be exceptional

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tryina take a pic of how i feel
somewhat like this

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that makes me nervous

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i feel a little nervous myself

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here me as a teen doin the same sort of thing - wonder what i was thinkin abaout...

oh man i hav a pic of my friend ash from when hes 19 or so - hes the sort of guy who likes to change his look up a lot - usually he does pretty a good job but w/that much variation yr gonna misfire occasionally - so basically in this photo he looks totally like sugar ray the horrible band - ive been waiting for the right moment to email it over to him - its complicated by the fact that im not sure if how well hell take it - its pretty incriminating

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hahahahaaaaaah omg XD