Oh damn, JoJo Reyes given up as a human sacrifice.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Hinske hitting clean-up?!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 17 April 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, it seems to be working out okay
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Saturday, 17 April 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 pogoing J-Hey
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
.gif or it idnt happen
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 18 April 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
another two out, two strike rbi off a lefty
― an actual jerk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 April 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
3 out
― Mark C, Monday, 19 April 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Classic BBTN move: running stat comparison of the first 12 games of Heyward and Hank Aaron.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Glaus, you syphilitic cock, get off my tv.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^thought for a sec this was a cankles post
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
u owe that syphlitic cock an apology it appears
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link
From the bottom of my heart, I beg the syphilitic cock's forgiveness.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
been reduced to a dormant herpetic cock
― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Taking the walk-off celebration to the tunnel was pretty funny. I wonder if the Phils will be all sour and think it showed them up more than doing it at home plate.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Yunel Escobar seems to be one of the more stupid players in the game today.
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
That tunnel celebration jinxed the whole damn team.
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Heyward not quite looking like Aaron the last week.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Definitely not. The plate discipline is still there, but when he chooses to swing, he's popping it up a lot.
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
you know it's rough when AJC commenters' traditional hatred of Cox, Chipper, and Wren has finally engulfed McCann, who's one of the more lovable guys in the game.
― GM, Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Looking great against Houston, but, yknow, it's Houston.
Chip Caray's latest verborrhea: he's starting to say "moundsman" instead of "pitcher."
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
J-Hey's getting his swing straightened out.
I hope Infante takes Escobar's job away from him. For one thing, he and McLouth are a good leadoff-spot platoon. For another, Yunel's a moody, stupid asshole.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/cocka.jpg
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
LOLLLL
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
That makes McCann 0 for 2 on the Lasik thing.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
McCann's pressing so hard he could swallow charcoal and shit diamonds...Johann struck him out to end the inning and you could hear the "FUCK!!!!!" in every seat in the stadium.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
how many times do you see it, a catcher takes a foul ball to the nards and leads off the next inning with a clutch single
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I switched to the game during a "Lost" commercial just in time to see that -- OWWWWWW.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link
WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p12wyT6utRw
― Andy K, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link
omfg
Don't miss the highlights of this one, guys.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
nice one. down 8-0 in the second too. usually teams just give up.
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Dusty Baker is such a fxxking moron. He couldn't have handled the ninth any freaking worse.
― earlnash, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Well, I just registered for the SABR convention, so unless my life goes south before I can go South I'll be in ATL in early August. Mets are in town when I arrive.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shnykies!!!!
― The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 May 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Chavez/Venters/Kimbrel deserve the game ball as much as Conrad.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 21 May 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Cox, you dickhead, let Hudson have his fucking CG shutout. Jeez.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
^sentimental about junk stats
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha, fuck you. I don't care about junk stats, but if I were Hudson and was having a totally dominating game like this one, I'd want a chance to finish it.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link
heyward hit that ball hard
― mookieproof, Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
guy is unbelievable
― ok dennis hopper (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 that dude so much, and not just because I have him on both my fantasy teams
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
One thing I love about him is that he uses bubble gum instead of tobacco.
Tough, tough luck for Kawakami.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i would be very sad if heyward dipped
― ok dennis hopper (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
what's next beyond the golden sombrero?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 June 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link
The "Olympic Rings" or platinum sombrero applies to a player striking out five times in a game,[1] while a horn (after Sam Horn of the Baltimore Orioles, who accomplished the feat in an extra-inning game in 1991) or titanium sombrero is bestowed upon a player who strikes out six times in a single game.[2]
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 5 June 2010 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^fact-checking wakeboarder
― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 June 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not in any hurry for Chipper to come back from his poor achy finger.
<3 Omar
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
ya. he can play forever for all i care (omar)
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 June 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link
hmm - thought this was another thread.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 June 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Brooks Conrad's really making the most out of his limited playing time this year.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link