The 2010 Boston Red Sox Call All Destroyer Tells Us What He Thinks Thread

oops here we go again

not sure what criteria the ump is using but it doesnt appear 2 be the "strike zone" as we know it

i was there last year for p-day. good times.

lackey gettin lit up

they better try and flip bucholz for prince pretty soon here!!

playin like succcchhhhh assssssss

Mind-boggling: Red Sox go 0 for 30 with RISP in their series against the Rays.

guys, i'm thinking that the Rays are *that* good and don't worry, y'alls will be playing the AL Central soon enough.

various stats on red sox through yesterday's game since b-r won't have today's included yet

offense: .255/.318/.435 for a 99 OPS+
not great, and will be worse when today's game is factored in, but not terrible either, and all the slumping players except ortiz have BABIPs way below the average .300. drew's is .190

defensive efficiency: .708
so they're actually turning balls in play into outs at a slightly above average rate despite all the goofy errors!

pitching:
1.2 HR/9, 4.0 BB/9, 5.8 K/9
all below average, whoops

Looks like Boston's 'get old' strategy isnt working out as planned

Mike Cameron might require surgery on his strained abdomen that would sideline the 37-year-old outfielder for at least a month.

You guys in full panic mode! Will be tough to get past either TB or the Original EE, tho.

cameron and ellsbury both to the DL

hopefully reddick is a good CF or our outfield defense is looking pretty bad suddenly. hermida is terrible even in left

rangers stole five bases in the 3rd, including one by andrus one they had pitched out and one where vladi guerrero was the man getting third on a double steal. rangers have now stolen 7 bases in 3+ innings

this is a complete fucking joke

well it is on wakefield

Red Sox yielded a record 9 SBs tonight (we're only in the 5th inning), tying record set Oct. 3, 1913 at Washington.

xp i don't believe wake allows an appalling amount of stolen bases on his own tho?

the sox should run a promotion at fenway where after sunday afternoon games, any child under 10 can try his hand at stealing off of v-mart or varitek

how does texas only have 6 runs? 9 sb & 8 walks so far lol

well that was unexpected

this year's nick green discovered

now just please don't give him 300 PAs to regress to replacement level

varitek, speaking about the entire team mobbing darnell mcdonald at second base when he won the game in the ninth:

“I couldn’t ever catch up to it. I was too slow to catch up to the pile.’’

^^^remarkable self-awareness

i thought he was dead.

team uzr is positive so far...

are there any catcher defense metrics yet?

hermida leads the team in uzr so far despite having half the playing time, was he robbing doubles out there that i missed or is it just some weird small samplesize result of their new fenway adjustment?

uzr is pointless so early in the season.

hermida is the best player on the team

yeah my fav one so far was when he ran down a flyball with plenty of time, settled under it, and then it dropped in 5-10 feet to his left

apparently ellsbury's ribs are fractured not just bruised, so that's both CFs out long-term possibly

folk hero darnell mcdonald to the rescue

journeyman outfielder who once lost a 50-yard dash against a horse in a minor league promotion in 2001 in Rochester, N.Y.

the chronicles of reddick

bucholz is dealing huh

only really saw the first but he looked awesome

FEAT OF CLAY

CLAY BALL

CLAYMAKER

CLAY SLAYS JAYS

HOLZ IT RIGHT THERE

CLAY IT AGAIN

HOLZ ONTO YOUR LAPTOPS

i heard some dudes outside last night singing sweet caroline D:

this is in or around baltimore city :/

THROW THE BUCH AT EM

CLAYING POWER

CLAY NATION

not sure why they make the sox play the phillies every year regardless of the interleague division vs division thingy

this year is NL west year and yet they're playing TWO series against the phils

natural rivals!

(most unbearable non-Yankee fanbases)

:(