ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

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u do know Phillies gear gets you an "asshole" chant now at Citi

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey Morbs, what's your policy versus rooting for Phillies injuries versus poxes on your team (usually leading to you throwing epic hissy fits)? Just sayin dawg. Be careful with that karma imo.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I pretty much don't "root for injuries." I like Utley.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

(esp as he's underrated, if a perennial All-Star can be)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i'll just wear my iggles gear.

Mordy, Friday, 2 July 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

YOU'VE BEEN OHLENDORFED

mookinho (mookieproof), Saturday, 3 July 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

shit, at this rate they'll give Rollins another MVP

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 July 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm a bit surprised that for a supposedly elite player rollins has never OBPed .350+ for a season

ciderpress, Sunday, 11 July 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

it's pretty obv from his style of hitting

the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

his elite status has a lot to do with position scarcity too, for a while there NL shortstop was like the worst position in the majors

the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

OAKLAND, CA's JIMMY ROLLINS

<3<3<3

FUIUD

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 11 July 2010 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

you don't like IUDs?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 July 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry that all baseball players don't fit your archetypical Richie Cunningham dork-hunk model, Doc.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 11 July 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

^senile

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 July 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Ruben Amaro is such a dumbass

Jayson Stark of ESPN.com reports that the Phillies are working on a "major deal" for a starting pitcher and would move Jayson Werth in a "companion trade."

Why dont you trade for Cliff Lee lol

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

ha!

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

trading werth actually makes sense since they're not gonna resign him + they have domonic brown languishing in the minors

doesn't solve the ibanez problem but oh well

u dad (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the lee trade actually had some legitimate logic behind it... but in retrospect it kinda sucks, esp cuz the prospects they got back aren't exactly lighting the world on fire

u dad (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:55 (fourteen years ago) link

am reading alot of insane banter online about whatever deal is supposedly happening. which makes me think nothing will happen.
i should probably go to bed.

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i mean... what starting pitcher would constitute "a major deal"? dan haren? that doesn't make sense bcuz there is no way the d backs would trade for werth and no way that the phillies could give them fair value in return w/o giving up brown

so it must be roy oswalt? that really isn't that major tho cuz it should be pretty easy to get him

u dad (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link

ted lilly maybe?

marlins aren't trading nolasco to the phillies

u dad (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno why amaro feels the need to make these break-even trades when the phillies should be in win-now mode. you'd think he would have learned something from the halladay/lee thing.

if they trade werth for oswalt and dom brown doesn't hit right away then they're in trouble

ciderpress, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck an amaro. although i still like how ryan howard is being (over)paid with money halladay left on the table. idiot.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Werth for Jonathan Sanchez?

Mark C, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yay Phils back to gettin shut out

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius)

da-da-da-da-da-da

Mordy, Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2010/0729/fan_g_oswalt_d1_200.jpg

Mordy, Friday, 30 July 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Today's game was EPIC.

Maltodextrin, Friday, 13 August 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Agreed!

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I've never seen a pitcher called for a balk for faking a throw to an unoccupied base before. That's the kind of weird shit that has been happening to the Dodgers this year.

Maltodextrin, Friday, 13 August 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

After hitting the two-run double that capped an incredible Phillies rally, Carlos Ruiz tried to escape his teammates. But that wasn't happening. Not on this night.

He ran away from the happy mob of players sprinting from the dugout. Brian Schneider and Mike Sweeney were the first to tackle him.

"And then it was a big mess," Ruiz said.

I don't know if I should 'aw' at how much they clearly love each other, or gag.

Mordy, Sunday, 15 August 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

On the current frontpage of Philly.com sports: TO ERR IS HUMAN. 3 ERRORS IS THE METS.

Mordy, Sunday, 15 August 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

that's way beyond grade level

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 August 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i laughed, i cried

Mordy, Sunday, 15 August 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

This is brutal. (Bottom of the 8th v. Giants, Giants just got charged for a balk, now it's 8-3, came into the inning 4-3.)

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, this game.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Ibanez had a great catch this inning (Nationals game), caught the ball like an inch off the ground.

Mordy, Sunday, 22 August 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

which means that it was hit, what, 2 feet in front of him?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 August 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, he did some serious running/diving

Mordy, Sunday, 22 August 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

heart-breaking 8th inning there

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i saw that. was he out of the base path?

i'm glad they are losing as it helps my team.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

this game is going forever

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

14th inning

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, keep switching over.

why do the Astros give them fits?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

what just happened?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

top of the 15th!

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

they have to bring in a pitcher because someone got thrown out, so what happened?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

howard got thrown out

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

+ it looks like oswalt made a catch for an out lol

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

bottom of the 15th!

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

how the hell do you run out of position players?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link


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