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From SI's feature on Byrnsie:
Asked to name something people don't know about Byrnes, Arizona second baseman Orlando Hudson thinks for a minute, then exclaims, "I know! The man don't own no underwear!" This is true. Byrnes rolls commando-style away from the park and plays in only sliding shorts (no cup). "I ran out of underwear in college and never bought any more," he explains. "I don't like to be restricted."
― Leee, Thursday, 13 September 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link
a man needs limits.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 13 September 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
advantage: byrnes
― cankles, Thursday, 13 September 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
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― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
and plays in only sliding shorts (no cup).
This is tremendously unwise.
― Andy K, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
He's an OF... the odds of a cupcheck are slim
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
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― Andy K, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I realize that, Jimmy, thanks -- errant balls during warm-ups, BP, and such are still a possibility.
― Andy K, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Tony Gwynn got nadded once in the batter's box on a foul ball.
― Leee, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
The words "intrascrotal hematoma" (and Barrett's post-hematoma numbers) should be enough of an argument.
― mattbot, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Lest we forget:
The Nutty Buddy
― Andy K, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
This guy is such a buzzkill on MLB Network
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 7 April 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link