We are so bored of excellence we are now only concerned with the marital travails of our GM - The 2012 Yankees thred

actually just turned 53

John Sterling just made hilarious non-call of game's last out (couldn't see outfielder in the corner)

Granderson with three tacos!

@jaysonst
Jeter's 4th hit of the night was his 9th extra-base hit of the year. Know when he got his 9th XBH last year? Would you believe May 27?

dude's playing like he's 25 again

sss

he'll have his month where he looks 45 too.

Mark Feinsand@BloggingBombers
Pineda has a tear in his labrum. Arthroscopic surgery scheduled for next Tuesday

why do bad things happen to good people

TINSTAPP

so i just googled that. much lol'ing ensued.

15-game hit streak for jeet

Yankees just released Raul Ibanez so they could bring up Jesus Montero tomorrow night. yessssss.

Uh

UH

sanskrit lives in his alternate timeline

(I have one where the Wilpons invested w/ my 401k)

why is the grandyman bunting against mad max scherzer

'Cause the Grandynan can.

14 LOB through six.

Grandyman

Grandyman...

*stares into mirror*

disgusting savages, etc etc

http://youtu.be/yXiQd_Jhubg

if it only had more meme potential we might get a mortal kombat Finish Her remix

someone pointed out that the kicker is lucky that lady didnt die. coulda easily happened. some dude died at angels stadium a couple years ago because he fell back on some stairs during a fight.

so fucking retarded from all sides

smooth of play by nunez

disgusting savages, etc etc

http://youtu.be/yXiQd_Jhubg

Security cut-backs since that time when they'd kick people out for going to the bathroom during "God Bless America," huh?

rivera is getting fireman carried off the field after hurting his knee shagging fly balls in bp

jesus mariano is fucked

smh

rip

Rivera, who regularly catches balls during batting practice as a way to keep in shape,

ugh

http://www.nerdlocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/3223b.jpg

Rivera was smiling as he was driven off the field, and even appeared to flash a shoulder shrug to his teammates on the field.

prob wise of him to get off this ship

jetes w/yet another 4-hit game

torn ACL

in a losing cause, I'll take it

xp, that was for Jeets btw

maybe Mo will answer is-this-yr-last-season Q

wow. no words right now

"A-Rod didn't play yesterday which got Chavez hurt, which called Nix up, who hit ball that hurt Rivera...IT'S ALL A-RODS FAULT"

I feel really bad for Mo, what a weird and random way to end your career (if this is really it for him). I guess Rafael Soriano will finally have to start earning his salary.

Robertson would close, right?

i'd assume so

johnny crunch thankig u for not bumping the dollars/toilet thread, altho i guess that's more of a season end tradition.

they can just buy Heath Bell, can't they? he's still on the block with Oswalt, right?

Gossage available for work ("And I can pitch 3 innings!")

Neyer says Mo ain't dead yet!

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/5/4/2998279/mariano-rivera-injury-comeback-yankees

Mariano: "I am coming back. Write it down in big letters. ... I'm not going out like this."

my cell is on the fritz because i have 42 app store updates. it's like it knows.

"write it down in 96 point futura"