We are so bored of excellence we are now only concerned with the marital travails of our GM - The 2012 Yankees thred

Uh

UH

sanskrit lives in his alternate timeline

(I have one where the Wilpons invested w/ my 401k)

why is the grandyman bunting against mad max scherzer

'Cause the Grandynan can.

14 LOB through six.

Grandyman

Grandyman...

*stares into mirror*

disgusting savages, etc etc

http://youtu.be/yXiQd_Jhubg

if it only had more meme potential we might get a mortal kombat Finish Her remix

someone pointed out that the kicker is lucky that lady didnt die. coulda easily happened. some dude died at angels stadium a couple years ago because he fell back on some stairs during a fight.

so fucking retarded from all sides

smooth of play by nunez

disgusting savages, etc etc

http://youtu.be/yXiQd_Jhubg

Security cut-backs since that time when they'd kick people out for going to the bathroom during "God Bless America," huh?

rivera is getting fireman carried off the field after hurting his knee shagging fly balls in bp

jesus mariano is fucked

smh

rip

Rivera, who regularly catches balls during batting practice as a way to keep in shape,

ugh

http://www.nerdlocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/3223b.jpg

Rivera was smiling as he was driven off the field, and even appeared to flash a shoulder shrug to his teammates on the field.

prob wise of him to get off this ship

jetes w/yet another 4-hit game

torn ACL

in a losing cause, I'll take it

xp, that was for Jeets btw

maybe Mo will answer is-this-yr-last-season Q

wow. no words right now

"A-Rod didn't play yesterday which got Chavez hurt, which called Nix up, who hit ball that hurt Rivera...IT'S ALL A-RODS FAULT"

I feel really bad for Mo, what a weird and random way to end your career (if this is really it for him). I guess Rafael Soriano will finally have to start earning his salary.

Robertson would close, right?

i'd assume so

johnny crunch thankig u for not bumping the dollars/toilet thread, altho i guess that's more of a season end tradition.

they can just buy Heath Bell, can't they? he's still on the block with Oswalt, right?

Gossage available for work ("And I can pitch 3 innings!")

Neyer says Mo ain't dead yet!

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/5/4/2998279/mariano-rivera-injury-comeback-yankees

Mariano: "I am coming back. Write it down in big letters. ... I'm not going out like this."

my cell is on the fritz because i have 42 app store updates. it's like it knows.

"write it down in 96 point futura"

His contact with the wall had nothing to do with this tear, yes or no?

yes

pettitte to return on sunday; i hope suzyn is prepared

"oh my Gawd"

what would john sterlings jesus montero hr call be

Raul Ibanez is having a nice season. Tied for eighth in the AL in HR.

good ol yankees right field!

today's was to dead center

oh man if ackley had hit it out

pettitte pitches tied for 13th best game in the al accd'ing 2 game score

RK	PITCHER	DATE	OPP	SCORE	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	PIT	DEC	GSC
13	Andy Pettitte, NYY	5/18	 CIN	W 4-0	8.0	4	0	0	1	9	115	W	82

Eight Ks for Nova through three (losing, though).

nine through four