could just as easily read
The #Rangers making it clear they are all in to make a run at World Series w firing of Ron Washington
― johnny crunch, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/adrian-beltre-gets-funniest-rundown-113343920.html
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
quite an 8th by Scheppers there -- HBPs on consecutive pitches to tie the game
go Astros
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
Just played for one run in the fourth inning -- had Andrus give up his at-bat.
Boy.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
That's Our Wash!
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
panic mode
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
Rangers lost by four.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
ok, the Stros have a 3-1 lead in the 4th; let's see how long it takes
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
WELP
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link
baaaaaad Angel defense
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
did this game start at 11am for football reasons?
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
thought it was weather-related
both teams in their red uniforms, looks hideous
― druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
they expecting a twister?
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
i think it was just supposed to rain really hard in the afternoon, and since it's the last weekend anyway, they wanted to make sure they got the game in
― druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
and it starts to pour just as LAA mounts a 3-down rally.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
angels trying desperately to save ron washington's job
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
Yu tomorrow
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
rangers fire first base coach dave anderson, dugout coach jackie moore
the latter: "You look for reasons and I haven't found any, other than me being a Nolan guy."
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
why would you fire a first base coach
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
was he timing home-to-firsts wrong? didn't get out to second base fast enough to get people's gear? saying "BACK" during pickoffs in the wrong language?
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
"lakers fire robert sacre, will search for new towel-waver"
poor high fives and butt slaps
― best null wave (bnw), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
haha, his BSHFRC+ (adjusted buttslaps plus high-fives per runner coached) must have been below league average
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
Anderson didn't coldcock Loney before he blocked first the other night
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve5_z6IybDE
― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link
rangers have recalled ROUGNED ODOR from double-a
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=ROUGNED+ODOR&t=1000&a=n
― Andy K, Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
happy 30th birthday to prince fielder
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 May 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
They woke up and optioned Arencibia!
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsB-BeBCIAEOzX4.jpg
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
Not into leg tattoos I guess
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link
well, that just came up on my work computer.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link
warnermadrigalbodyissue2009.jpg
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
he's no jumbo diaz
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link
C Lewis 2.1IP 13H 13R 11ER 0BB 1K
― johnny crunch, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:15 (ten years ago) link
whoa
― it's not rocker science (WilliamC), Friday, 11 July 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link
That's incredible. Reminiscent of David Wells's famous game in '92 (took him into the 5th to give up 13 runs):
4.1 IP, 11 H, 13 R, 13 ER, 4 BB, 1 K
http://www.hardballtimes.com/tht-live/20th-anniversary-david-wells-hung-out-to-dry/
― clemenza, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:26 (ten years ago) link
did wash have no bench last night? did he not make a single position player move in a 14 inning game?
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 11:30 (ten years ago) link
The DH was someone named Dan Robertson, who batted ninth.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 11:40 (ten years ago) link
Ron Wash nudes leaked
just a rumour at the moment
― hook up with a townie! (rip van wanko), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link
they were in verlanders hacked phone obv
― johnny crunch, Friday, 5 September 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link
somehow i missed Wash's "So he's got inflammation. I've got inflammation" doozie re Yu.
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/9/5/6112145/ron-washington-texas-rangers-manager-resigns
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 September 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
new manager: jeff banister, a player/coach/coordinator in the pirates system for 29 years
a. had bone cancer in his ankle as a teenager, nearly resulting in amputationb. as a catcher in college he suffered crushed vertebrae in a home plate collision that left him paralyzed from the neck down for 10 daysc. hit 1.000 in the majors
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
his injury and personal tragedy credentials are top notch!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
return of hamilton, arrival of Hanser Alberto
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 May 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
beltre to 15-day DL, gallo up from double-a
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link
gallo bp: https://twitter.com/katyclarke/status/605852996547702785
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
gallooooo
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link
triple shy of the cycle
― dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link
josh > DL
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 June 2015 12:54 (nine years ago) link
potntail playoff team deserves a new thread
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link
choo back to DL / gallo up / yu starting saturday
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:04 (eight years ago) link
nomar mazara!
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 07:20 (eight years ago) link
^^^just hit a ball 491 feet
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link
previous season-high was giancarlo at 475
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link
fuck you, cole hamels
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 03:09 (eight years ago) link
damn okay
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 28 May 2016 04:41 (eight years ago) link
return of darvish tonight!
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link
mazara hit another BOMB
― johnny crunch, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:23 (eight years ago) link
If Beltre and/or prince could wake up...
― rip van wanko, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:28 (eight years ago) link
first time in this forum this year, didn't actually realize there were threads for each team. So go Rangers, best team in the AL!
― Dominique, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link
choo back active, yu dl'd
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 13:51 (eight years ago) link
Colby Lewis pitching a no-no thru 8 (only 1 walk)
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link
dammit
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:07 (eight years ago) link
8.5 games up o_o
― johnny crunch, Monday, 20 June 2016 12:11 (eight years ago) link
on june 1st tx was .5 games up
on june 23rd tx is 10 games up
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:04 (eight years ago) link
they took care of that mariners hold on first place in short fucking order huh
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:48 (eight years ago) link
i expect something of a regression, but it's obv a good lead to have.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link
BP:
The Rangers tied a franchise record with 54 first-half wins. The first year the franchise played in Texas, they also had 54 wins ... total.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link
the break really hit at an apt time though, they got worked by the twins the last few days
― johnny crunch, Monday, 11 July 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link
A cut from a broken souvenir beer mug has landed Texas Rangers reliever Jake Diekman on the 15-day disabled list.
Diekman hurt his left index finger while reaching into his luggage for a beer mug he bought at the bar Cheers in Boston. The mug had broken in his bag, and a piece of glass pierced his finger.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link
have lost 15 of 19
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Michael Young hates clowns
http://deadspin.com/elvis-andrus-pranks-michael-young-with-mask-almost-get-1784649185
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link
Maybe he has nothing against clowns. Wasn't he pissed off when the Rangers had him move to third?
― Andy K, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link
seems rare to have guys w career stats so similar as beltre/beltran b2b in a lineup, what are other examples?
beltre - 10000+ ab's; 2874 hits, 429 hrbeltran - 9000+ ab's; 2564 hits, 415 hr
plus their surnames are almost the same also tbqh
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:00 (eight years ago) link
career earnings:
ade - $165Mcarlos - $190M
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:02 (eight years ago) link
carlos is 2 yrs older but debuted in mlb ~3 months after adrian
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link
Choo may return to platoon with Gomez in the postseason
http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/09/19/report-the-rangers-could-get-shin-soo-choo-back-for-the-alds/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:05 (eight years ago) link
.500 against losing teams
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/one-more-incredible-rangers-statistic/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
Carlos Gomez's transformation has been incredible, BA from .190 to .290 and OPS from .300s to ~.900
― seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link
Rangers!
― Dominique, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link
d-backs?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link