cc out for year
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 July 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
btw has nonsurgical rehab *ever* worked for a partially torn ucl y/n
it has, not often
too late to coax Andy & Roger out of retirement again?
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 July 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
takashi saito came back from a partial tear using PRP
Saito credited his unlikely recovery from a partially torn ulnar collateral ligament in his elbow that he suffered in July to a cutting-edge medical procedure, which, to his knowledge, had never been tried on a major league pitcher.
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/oct/03/sports/sp-dodfyi3
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
matt cain is 'getting a second opinion from dr. james andrews'
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
sounds like he's going to be out for a while.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
RIP matt cain
you don't talk to dr. james andrews without getting something amputated the following weekend
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
At least he got his money.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
anyone else hear the rumor that dr andrews is tommy john's abandoned bastard son
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
yeah, the writing is on the wall for Cain.
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link
Cliff Lee exited tonight's game against the Nationals in the third inning, gesturing toward his elbow.
guess cliff won't be a waiver trade either. and he's due $25m next year
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 August 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
It's been reported that Cain does not need TJ surgery!
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 1 August 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link
Eric Hosmer likely out 3-4 weeks with broken hand
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
Unconfirmed reports that Dr. James Andrews was seen limping out of the backroom of his lair office, bleeding heavily and with an axe protruding from his left calf. simultaneously, Matt Cain was seen sprinting out of the front door of the building, waving his arms and shouting "call 911! 911! He's lost his mind!". Gunshots and bloodcurdling screams were heard in the building shortly before Andrews and Cain emerged, with some observers noting "evil cackles" from a voice resembling Andrews.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 August 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Bee OK, Friday, 1 August 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
an actual quote, this time: "Andrews did reportedly recommend a course of action for the "loose bodies" in Cain's elbow, and the Giants "are digesting it." Presumably, that recommendation was arthroscopic surgery, and if the procedure is deemed necessary, it could cost Cain most of the remaining season."
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
was gonna say, there's no way andrews let him out of there without recommending ending his season in some way
The jack kevorkian of MLB
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
loose bodies, tight butthole (sorry)
― johnny crunch, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
^^^not sorry
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
loose bodies, tight butthole, can't lose
fixed
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
you guys and yr sphincter jokes
btw Matt Harvey wants to throw one major-league inning this year; the Mets should sit on him to prevent that.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
I should know the answer, but why? Is that a pension-qualifying thing or something?
― clemenza, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link
no, he just wants peace of mind for the winter
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link
Goldschmidt likely done for year w/ broken hand
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
apparently tanaka is supposed to play catch today
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 August 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
NOT disabling McCutchen after all
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11313418/pittsburgh-pirates-say-andrew-mccutchen-remain-active-roster
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
Glad to see the Yankees are being careful with their one great SP
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Hyun-Jin Ryu left the Braves game tonight limping hard on his right ham.
― Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link
always bothers me that the announcers no doubt said he was 'favoring' the injured hammy rather than the uninjured
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:28 (nine years ago) link
Tulo needs hip surgery and will miss the rest of the season.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 14 August 2014 06:08 (nine years ago) link
The Blue Jays have died.
― clemenza, Thursday, 14 August 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
twins' byron buxton was supposed to start the season in double-a, but was prevented from doing so by injuries until last night.
he didn't even get through five innings before being concussed in an outfield collision and taken off the field in an ambulance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT7vg2rqK5s
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 August 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/2014/8/13/6000617/yu-darvish-injury-rangers-elbow-inflammation-disabled-list
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 August 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
uh oh Angels
http://www.sbnation.com/2014/8/20/6051323/garrett-richards-injury-angels-knee-stretcher
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link
swish had season-ending surgery on both knees
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 August 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
Los Angeles Angels pitcher Garrett Richards will be out six to nine months after an MRI showed he suffered a torn left patellar tendon, the team announced Thursday.
Richards, who was placed on the 60-day DL, is scheduled to undergo surgery next week. He sustained the injury Wednesday night against the Red Sox while covering first base in the second inning.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link
so sad for Richards, I love watching him pitch.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 22 August 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
if richards were a yankee, hank would be demanding designated fielders by now
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 August 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link
knee surgery for Manny Machado
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 August 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
pretty impressive what the o's are doing with no wieters, half a season of machado, chris davis sucking, etc.
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 August 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
Seems Lincecum is out for the rest of season, the scans revealed a broken soul.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 24 August 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
Damn, his soul patch must have blown out.
― Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
i missed it by a few seconds but the red's SP Axelrod was pulled after 7 pitches with some sort of weird injury.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 8 September 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link
Stanton, fastball to face(?), now on stretcher.
― Andy K, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
o fuck
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link
Getting ugly.
― Andy K, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:04 (nine years ago) link
Someone needs to escort Fiers off the premises.
― Andy K, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link
headley just hit also i think?
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link
I guess I understand but Fiers was visibly shaken, it looked like he was nearly in tears after hitting Stanton, he's not really in shape to pitch right now
<3 Casey McGehee but seriously dude
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 12 September 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
damn
https://vine.co/v/OaupxpK5w0u
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 12 September 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link