rolling injuries 2014

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (202 of them)

cc out for year

mookieproof, Friday, 18 July 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link

btw has nonsurgical rehab *ever* worked for a partially torn ucl y/n

it has, not often

too late to coax Andy & Roger out of retirement again?

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 July 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

takashi saito came back from a partial tear using PRP

Saito credited his unlikely recovery from a partially torn ulnar collateral ligament in his elbow that he suffered in July to a cutting-edge medical procedure, which, to his knowledge, had never been tried on a major league pitcher.

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/oct/03/sports/sp-dodfyi3

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link

matt cain is 'getting a second opinion from dr. james andrews'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

sounds like he's going to be out for a while.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

RIP matt cain

you don't talk to dr. james andrews without getting something amputated the following weekend

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link

At least he got his money.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

anyone else hear the rumor that dr andrews is tommy john's abandoned bastard son

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah, the writing is on the wall for Cain.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link

Cliff Lee exited tonight's game against the Nationals in the third inning, gesturing toward his elbow.

guess cliff won't be a waiver trade either. and he's due $25m next year

mookieproof, Friday, 1 August 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

It's been reported that Cain does not need TJ surgery!

Van Horn Street, Friday, 1 August 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Eric Hosmer likely out 3-4 weeks with broken hand

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Unconfirmed reports that Dr. James Andrews was seen limping out of the backroom of his lair office, bleeding heavily and with an axe protruding from his left calf. simultaneously, Matt Cain was seen sprinting out of the front door of the building, waving his arms and shouting "call 911! 911! He's lost his mind!". Gunshots and bloodcurdling screams were heard in the building shortly before Andrews and Cain emerged, with some observers noting "evil cackles" from a voice resembling Andrews.

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 August 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

lol

Bee OK, Friday, 1 August 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

an actual quote, this time: "Andrews did reportedly recommend a course of action for the "loose bodies" in Cain's elbow, and the Giants "are digesting it." Presumably, that recommendation was arthroscopic surgery, and if the procedure is deemed necessary, it could cost Cain most of the remaining season."

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

was gonna say, there's no way andrews let him out of there without recommending ending his season in some way

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

The jack kevorkian of MLB

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

loose bodies, tight butthole (sorry)

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

^^^not sorry

mookieproof, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link

loose bodies, tight butthole, can't lose

fixed

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

you guys and yr sphincter jokes

btw Matt Harvey wants to throw one major-league inning this year; the Mets should sit on him to prevent that.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

I should know the answer, but why? Is that a pension-qualifying thing or something?

clemenza, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

no, he just wants peace of mind for the winter

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Goldschmidt likely done for year w/ broken hand

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

apparently tanaka is supposed to play catch today

mookieproof, Monday, 4 August 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

Glad to see the Yankees are being careful with their one great SP

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Hyun-Jin Ryu left the Braves game tonight limping hard on his right ham.

Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link

always bothers me that the announcers no doubt said he was 'favoring' the injured hammy rather than the uninjured

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:28 (nine years ago) link

Tulo needs hip surgery and will miss the rest of the season.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 14 August 2014 06:08 (nine years ago) link

The Blue Jays have died.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 August 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

twins' byron buxton was supposed to start the season in double-a, but was prevented from doing so by injuries until last night.

he didn't even get through five innings before being concussed in an outfield collision and taken off the field in an ambulance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT7vg2rqK5s

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 August 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link

swish had season-ending surgery on both knees

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 August 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

Los Angeles Angels pitcher Garrett Richards will be out six to nine months after an MRI showed he suffered a torn left patellar tendon, the team announced Thursday.

Richards, who was placed on the 60-day DL, is scheduled to undergo surgery next week. He sustained the injury Wednesday night against the Red Sox while covering first base in the second inning.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

so sad for Richards, I love watching him pitch.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 22 August 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link

if richards were a yankee, hank would be demanding designated fielders by now

mookieproof, Friday, 22 August 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link

knee surgery for Manny Machado

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 August 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link

pretty impressive what the o's are doing with no wieters, half a season of machado, chris davis sucking, etc.

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 August 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Seems Lincecum is out for the rest of season, the scans revealed a broken soul.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 24 August 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Damn, his soul patch must have blown out.

Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i missed it by a few seconds but the red's SP Axelrod was pulled after 7 pitches with some sort of weird injury.

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 September 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

Stanton, fastball to face(?), now on stretcher.

Andy K, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

o fuck

mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link

Getting ugly.

Andy K, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:04 (nine years ago) link

Someone needs to escort Fiers off the premises.

Andy K, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link

headley just hit also i think?

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link

I guess I understand but Fiers was visibly shaken, it looked like he was nearly in tears after hitting Stanton, he's not really in shape to pitch right now

<3 Casey McGehee but seriously dude

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 12 September 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link

damn

https://vine.co/v/OaupxpK5w0u

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 12 September 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.