he's comedy relief tho
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link
i like clutch RBIs too
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link
but you don't think it's a unique skill, i suspect
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link
tru
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCQQTsvWYAA9NTR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
mayberry jr
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 April 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link
the stanzoLOL parade rolls on with meija its latest star - 80 games
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link
wow wtf
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 April 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link
^perfect -- new Mets ways of being Mets.
i guess this qualifies as a rally vs the Barves, an error and HBP with the bags loaded.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 April 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link
and Wilmer with a gdp on the first fuckin' pitch
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 April 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link
lol even the netflix daredevil show is throwing zings at the mets bullpen
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/mlb/status/587332954084380672
― polyphonic, Sunday, 12 April 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link
7 inn - 77 pitches/60 strikes
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 April 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
beeyootiful
we need more jolly round men in their 40s
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link
Flores nicknames from a Mets blog
• Wilmer Porous• Non-drelton Simmons• Wilmer T. Flores (as in “WTF — he’s at short?”)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link
big cheer for the massage therapist
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 April 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link
mets opening day, brought to you by the 'limitless courage' of the new york city police department
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 April 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link
i am resigned to turning a deaf ear to NFL-caliber cop/military worship in MLB (another part of Beelzebud's legacy perhaps)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link
I'm going on Jackie Robinson Night, there may be an appropriate moment for an I Can't Breathe chant.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link
SI Yankees have both an NYPD and #bluel1vesmatter nights plus a military night
― How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:58 (nine years ago) link
what, no bald eagle / armed drone flyover?
Happy Harvey Day.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link
apparently this game was full of beanballs, denied replays, and ejections
til i got home
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link
Wright hamstring :(
http://m.mets.mlb.com/news/article/118332352/terry-collins-mets-third-baseman-david-wrights-hamstring-injury-major
neg x-ray on Cuddyer's hand
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link
@msimonespn Michael Cuddyer turns 36 today.
Only 2 Mets position players have had a 2.0 WAR season at 36 or older
Jose Valentin Moises Alou
― Andy K, Friday, March 27, 2015
I missed this the first time around, this now might be my favourite baseball trivia question of all time.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link
Mets-enfreude, eh? I'm not sure why 2 WAR is significant... Meant to look up Rusty Staub's pair of deluxe PH years, when he was 40 or so.
I will be in the first row in the LF corner if you wanna look for me on the teevee tonight.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
d'Arnaud's HR landed about 7 feet from me, an i did not make a move for it. i see enough doctors.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
booo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
if only it had been a recker HR
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link
i don't think it wd've had extra ass on it.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link
Curtis "Walk, Don't Hit" Granderson: .185/.405/.185
― Andy K, Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link
all alone in first, campers!
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link
ugh stanton has now homered in 5 str8 games vs the mets, tying hank aarron and ryan howard for that honor
― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 April 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
keith hernandez said "colon has that…that….i can't think of the word"
lagares is showing off
― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 April 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
COLON SAC FLY
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 18 April 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link
Colon for the Silver Slugger 2015
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 18 April 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link
Stanton can keep homering if it's a solo show
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link
forgot alex torres rocks the padded hat lol
seven straight, harvey tmrw
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 19 April 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link
shit
C D'ARNAUD (FRACTURED RIGHT HAND) LEFT GAME BOT 7THRP BLEVINS (FRACTURED LEFT FOREARM) LEFT GAME TOP 7TH
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
reckin and plaweckin time
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link
3 weeks+ for d'Arnaud
Mets' other 10-3 starts were 1986 and 2006.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link
Cameron on FG: The Mets haven’t played well enough that we should dramatically alter our expectations of what they’re going to do going forward, but now, .500 ball for 24 weeks gets you an 85 win finish. And while 85 wins probably doesn’t get you the Wild Card, that’s the mean forecast out of a range of expected outcomes, and it doesn’t take very many things going New York’s way before that 85 turns into 88 or 89.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 20 April 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link
yes
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/so-the-mets-might-be-contenders/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link
This Braves-Mets series could conceivably be some good baseball.
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link
bobby parnell blew a save for class a st. lucie today; hope someone throws his dinner in the garbage
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link
Dillon Gee has made 48 straight starts of at least five innings dating to May 2013, the longest active streak in the majors. The team record is 50 by Dwight Gooden.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
the positive tone crossed w/ a cautiousness bordering on a wait for the other shoe to drop is a clear tend in mets pieces of latehttp://grantland.com/the-triangle/mlb-new-york-mets-bartolo-colon-matt-harvey-jacob-degrom/
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
shoes (ie players) are dropping, still winning so far
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
true, plus most of those injuries don't seem catastrophic
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link
plz don't... classic Mets injury goes from 'day-to-day' in April to the entire year
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link
JM Jr batting first tnite, weather permitting
@AdamRubinESPN Terry Collins explains leadoff role for John Mayberry Jr. in part by citing 5-for-11, 3 doubles, 1 HR in career vs. Eric Stults.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link