Matt & Jacob & Wheeler & Pray for Noah: The 2015 "Sustainable Model" New York Mets

off to see Bartolo go for 7th straight walkless start

RIP Curtis, RIP Bartolo

tbf, he didn't walk anyone

wilmer!

satisfying win.

OF Darrell Ceciliani called up -- hoping that means the end of Nieuwenhuis.

Sandy needs to call up his friend Beane and get Josh Reddick maybe

whether Cuddyer "breaks" or not

Capt Kirk DFA'd HALLELUJAH

bartolo colon infield hit

that was bizarre

lol

Bartolo sets walkless innings record

bartolo is the best

he shuts down innings both on the mound and as the lead runner on base

dam bart is losing it

goodbye for the year, first place

lucas loves lefties

second-best game score of the season for degrom (behind kluber, of course)

i was dere, can't believe they got a split

bummer: http://www.si.com/mlb/2015/05/23/new-york-mets-david-wright-injury-spinal-stenosis

jeez

he'll be out all year, i'm feelin it

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/8/17/1/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3260-1376716493-12.gif

getting my parrot blaster

first triad of 10+K Pirate pitching since '69

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF3yd7gUUAA1otL.jpg

'notable'

well i can come up with varying A-1 factoids for nearly all, if Anna Benson counts.

deGromminator pitched like God again, and now the lead is evaporating

Hansel Robles was not gret(el) tonight

excellent work by Flores on the SF; I was sure we were gonna see 3 Ks after the non-run on the Frenchy fumble in RF

@jonahkeri
Wilmer Flores, still better than Tulo.

indeed

Duda and Flores really carrying them offensively right now.

Muno is today's 3B entrant.

syndergaard home run!

THOR

430 feet, not too shabby

3-for-3 now

a 2nd bomb from Duda

Beating the snot outta the Philths, Fish and Barves is a key to the Mets' WC path. If they last, somehow I see the Giants and Cubs staying as their solitary rivals.

the first part seems entirely doable, for sure

At worst they're a wild card team. Too much pitching to fall out of contention imo

presuming

1) the pitchers' arms don't fall off (and the 6-man rotation will limit their starts, possibly to their good, who the fuck knows)

2) the offense isn't horrendous, and they don't go most of the year w/ third basemen who can't hit and a shortstop who can't field

poly, you don't see them passing Washington, do you? (barring catastrophic Nats injuries/disasters that is)

Yeah, the Nationals are probably the division winner, especially if Strasburg and Rendon can start making some positive contributions.

Bartolomania!
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CGWnp1cUkAEi8qu.mp4

all the "no timetable for Wright" stories are expected and depressing

go get Ben Zobrist

BACK IN FIRST! I am stunned.

Mayberry resurrected (first 4-hit game of career)

Daniel Murphy is going to get an MRI done after exiting in the third inning with quad tightness.

tomas does resemble marlon byrd i think ronnie just read my mind

murph 2 dl btw

time to eat Niese's contract, call up Matz and get Zobrist

back to 5-man rotation

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2015/6/5/8739495/new-york-mets-six-man-rotation-dillon-gee

Dillon Gee sings the song of the Modern Ballplayer upon being sent to the pen

"this will decrease my value"

Saturday's promo is David Wright Replica Jersey, presented by the Hospital for Special Surgery

d'arnaud back 2night

Parnell allegedly by the weekend

joe panik says HACK THIS MASS

season over.

btw Terry Collins revealed a few days ago that he avoids infield realignments acc to what will keep news off "the back page." Fire the bum.