omg dr. altcheck, figure it out man
what's the revision %?
― kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link
was going to call out dr. mehlhoff but small sample size. TJ success rate takes a while to stabilize
― kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link
V-Mart to DL with knee inflammation
Jayson Werth the same with wrist contusion
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Phil Gosselin, thumb fracture, 6-8 weeks
― Hi! How are you? Have you seen this (WilliamC), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link
in response to werth's injury, the nats have called up . . . an infielder who's played 14 games above class a
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link
@jjcoop36Catcher Devin Mesoraco last caught a Reds game on April 12th. He was placed on the DL today.
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
how does that help the fuckin team etc. etc.
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link
matt adams just rounded first clutching his leg. hamstring? ugh
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link
probably not a hamstring. i'm not a doctor. it appears to be a "injury of the leg"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link
in hockey that's called an 'upper-body injury'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link
Cardinals first baseman Matt Adams will be out three to four months, and possibly the year. He tore his right quadriceps muscle during Tuesday's game.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link
rockies prospect david dahl has some combination of the following after a collision in new britain today: concussion, broken rib, ruptured spleen
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Jayson Werth has two fractures in his left wrist after being hit by a pitch on May 15 despite initial x-rays providing negative results. The 36-year-old is expected to miss at least two months with an optimistic return date of mid-August.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link
dahl will have his spleen removed this week; out for the season
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGcmDFoUgAAl_mF.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link
i hate to tell you dahl, but that's not your spleen
― Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link
Zack Cozart tore up his knee today, out 9 months.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
stanton broken hamate out 4-6 wks :( :( :(
― qualx, Saturday, 27 June 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
Alex Gordon "could be out for months" w/ groin strain
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/08/alex-gordon-carted-off-field-with-severe-looking-groin-strain/
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 15:08 (nine years ago) link
ruptured achilles for jason grilli
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 July 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link
WAHT
― dart scar rashes (WilliamC), Sunday, 12 July 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link
mets' jerry blevins 'slipped stepping off a curb' and re-fractured his left arm, out for the year
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 August 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
...in bed
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link
bone-spur surgery ends CJ Wilson's year
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 August 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link
@MLBPlayerAnalysTo this point in 2015, at least 23.2% of all pitchers used have had Tommy John surgery at some point. They've amassed 21.9% of pitcher fWAR.
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link
johnny giavotella has been placed on the disabled list with a 'personal medical condition'
. . . in bed
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
you're not fooling anyone johnny
― 1994 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
a 'bellyache'
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link
Denard Span back to the DL
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link
jfc he's only been healthy for 61 games
nats are so thoroughly cooked
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link
@McCulloughStarRoyals hit w/ outbreak of chickenpox. Alex Rios, Kelvin Herrera sick, expected to miss at least two weeks.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
poxproof lead
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link
@JeffPassanEdison Volquez said he had chickenpox as a kid. Yordano Ventura didn't but said he isn't worried. When asked why, he flexed his biceps.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link