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― mookieproof, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link
i hate to tell you dahl, but that's not your spleen
― Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link
Zack Cozart tore up his knee today, out 9 months.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
stanton broken hamate out 4-6 wks :( :( :(
― qualx, Saturday, 27 June 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
Alex Gordon "could be out for months" w/ groin strain
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/08/alex-gordon-carted-off-field-with-severe-looking-groin-strain/
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link
ruptured achilles for jason grilli
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 July 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link
WAHT
― dart scar rashes (WilliamC), Sunday, 12 July 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link
mets' jerry blevins 'slipped stepping off a curb' and re-fractured his left arm, out for the year
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 August 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
...in bed
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
bone-spur surgery ends CJ Wilson's year
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 August 2015 01:14 (eight years ago) link
@MLBPlayerAnalysTo this point in 2015, at least 23.2% of all pitchers used have had Tommy John surgery at some point. They've amassed 21.9% of pitcher fWAR.
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
johnny giavotella has been placed on the disabled list with a 'personal medical condition'
. . . in bed
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
you're not fooling anyone johnny
― 1994 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
a 'bellyache'
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link
Denard Span back to the DL
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link
jfc he's only been healthy for 61 games
nats are so thoroughly cooked
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
@McCulloughStarRoyals hit w/ outbreak of chickenpox. Alex Rios, Kelvin Herrera sick, expected to miss at least two weeks.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
poxproof lead
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
@JeffPassanEdison Volquez said he had chickenpox as a kid. Yordano Ventura didn't but said he isn't worried. When asked why, he flexed his biceps.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link