Matt & Jacob & Wheeler & Pray for Noah: The 2015 "Sustainable Model" New York Mets

K. Nieuwenhuis LF 3 3 3 4 0 0 .149

lol

kirk whiffs going for 4

@Dbacks
Confirmed: Kirk Nieuwenhuis is human after all.

entering the game, he'd been 4-for-44 this year with the Mets (3-for-22 with the Angels)

Mets' next 16 games are 6 vs Wash, 4 Dodgers, 3 Cards, 3 Padres. Given the generally nonexistent offense, I expect maybe 6-10, but am willing to be surprised.

also

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2015/7/16/8984769/mets-pitchers-way-better-atlanta-braves-fab-five-john-smoltz

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKH1cvpUAAEbQ6W.png

Mets' next 16 games are 6 vs Wash, 4 Dodgers, 3 Cards, 3 Padres. Given the generally nonexistent offense, I expect maybe 6-10, but am willing to be surprised.

also

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2015/7/16/8984769/mets-pitchers-way-better-atlanta-braves-fab-five-john-smoltz

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 17, 2015 10:08 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

afterwards the schedule becomes really easy that being said, i expect a strong finish from the mets

keith is getting rightly exasperated w this shit

wong'd

keith has audibly groaned at least a dozen times

suicide squeeze!@

haha first thing i thought of when i saw this was 'o shit is keith there'

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKUFgSAWEAEmlYz.jpg

25 LOB ties franchise record (i'd guess they didnt win the other time)

top 5 Keith freakouts

http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2015/07/best_keith_hernandez_freak-out_moments_during_mets.html

@katiebakes
"I don't know how you compare the Mets to William Wallace. William Wallace had a lot of wins, let's be honest." -Mike Francesa to a caller

bartolo colon is outhitting his catcher

and he isn't that far behind his #4 and #5 hitters

cuddyer dl, conforto up

in the lineup tonight? please?

i will be dere, hoping for at least 3 runs in the absence of Greinke.

M.C. is the 1000th Met.

Niese also scratched bcz of childbirth!

Conforto in LF, bats 7th

mets get an injection of PVL - kelly johnson and juan uribe in a forbidden intra division trade

mrs niese shdve started pushing

she had the baby during the game! bastard should never have pitched

btw the lede in that trade story shd be MAYBERRY DFA'D

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/13314467/new-york-mets-trade-acquire-juan-uribe-kelly-johnson-atlanta-braves

lol 'kelly johnson hasn't hit .275 since 2010, but could now be the mets' best hitter'

i've never even heard of ian thomas!

that happens to guys who pitch 3 years in Winnipeg

conforto smoked that second double

lol 'kelly johnson hasn't hit .275 since 2010, but could now be the mets' best hitter'
--mookieproof

naturally he hits a dinger in his first fuckin game lol

they're using up all their hits

uribe!

ty kenley for that pitch @ 0-2 btw

Joc's overrun to break the ZG streak makes ya think shutouts, as well as no-hitters, are made by defenses, eh?

express or local?

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2015/7/26/9044487/noah-syndergaard-and-logan-verrett-ride-the-7-train-home

jenrry mejia, 162-game suspension

daaaaaaamn

more work for Clippard!

d'Arnaud may return Friday.

Nimmo promoted to AAA.

@AnthonyDiComo
Juan Lagares and Wilmer Flores are bench players at this point, by the way. I think that's clear. Nieuwenhuis and Tejada are starters. #Mets

what a journey for captain kirk

well Lagares is clearly hobbled (in his arm at least)

back on the field, Bartolo has looked kinda lousy the last 6 weeks or so.

he shd do another stem cell injection for the playoff push imo

will help lots if duda can keep swinging well off of last night

opponents hitting about .300 vs Colon post-April

is Jason Bay available?

Parnell, Robles doing their best to blow it

come, rain

peak mets, really

fuckin fuck

prob be about 300 people left when they resume