btw the lede in that trade story shd be MAYBERRY DFA'D
http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/13314467/new-york-mets-trade-acquire-juan-uribe-kelly-johnson-atlanta-braves
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 July 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link
lol 'kelly johnson hasn't hit .275 since 2010, but could now be the mets' best hitter'
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 July 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link
i've never even heard of ian thomas!
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 July 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link
that happens to guys who pitch 3 years in Winnipeg
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 July 2015 08:45 (eight years ago) link
conforto smoked that second double
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 26 July 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link
lol 'kelly johnson hasn't hit .275 since 2010, but could now be the mets' best hitter' --mookieproof
naturally he hits a dinger in his first fuckin game lol
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 26 July 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link
they're using up all their hits
― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 July 2015 01:24 (eight years ago) link
uribe!
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 26 July 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
ty kenley for that pitch @ 0-2 btw
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 26 July 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
Joc's overrun to break the ZG streak makes ya think shutouts, as well as no-hitters, are made by defenses, eh?
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 July 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link
express or local?
http://www.amazinavenue.com/2015/7/26/9044487/noah-syndergaard-and-logan-verrett-ride-the-7-train-home
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 July 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
jenrry mejia, 162-game suspension
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
daaaaaaamn
― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:26 (eight years ago) link
more work for Clippard!
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 03:09 (eight years ago) link
d'Arnaud may return Friday.
Nimmo promoted to AAA.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
@AnthonyDiComoJuan Lagares and Wilmer Flores are bench players at this point, by the way. I think that's clear. Nieuwenhuis and Tejada are starters. #Mets
what a journey for captain kirk
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
well Lagares is clearly hobbled (in his arm at least)
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link
back on the field, Bartolo has looked kinda lousy the last 6 weeks or so.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link
he shd do another stem cell injection for the playoff push imo
will help lots if duda can keep swinging well off of last night
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:50 (eight years ago) link
opponents hitting about .300 vs Colon post-April
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
is Jason Bay available?
― dick riders of the purple sage (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 July 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link
Parnell, Robles doing their best to blow it
come, rain
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link
peak mets, really
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
fuckin fuck
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link
prob be about 300 people left when they resume
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
might have helped if it hadn't taken 10 minutes to get the tarp on the second time
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
@jonahkeri If you're wondering what's going on with the Mets, note that I've been in town last 3 days working on a feature about the Mets. #LocustsSoon
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link
last scheduled date btwn teams -- reverts to last inning if they'd call it, Mets wd win.
won't happen
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
welp
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link
@AdamRubinESPN If this deal is consummated, I believe we can put to rest money scuttling Gomez deal. Bruce makes more than Gomez.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link
sweet Jesus
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal Also hearing #Mets could land two OFers, as @andymartino said. Not sure how they would make it work.
Outfielders who are or could be in play for #Mets: Bruce, Cespedes, R. Davis, Venable. Cuddyer may not be back. Questions about Lagares.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
lol wow
― johnny crunch, Friday, 31 July 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
add abt 4 more bullpenners also pls y not
Bruce talks gone cold appareently
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link
@JonHeymanCBSmets are making a push for yoenis cespedes. would be big move.
hmmmm no shit
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2918711/cespedesflip.gif
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link
Most XBH by OF'ers this season: Harper (54), Trout (51), Céspedes (48)
Mets OF ranks 27th in XBH
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
assuming he's not getting to Queens tnite, Karl Malone and i will see the debut tomw
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
MLB leader in LF assists, too.
― Andy K, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
Keith really loves Daniel Murphy, i have no fucking idea why
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 August 2015 01:05 (eight years ago) link
typical 1-0 Mets laugher
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 August 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link
wtf are those assholes in the Park Ave war room drinking?
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 August 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link
this werth ab is insane
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 August 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link
haha fuck you Werthless
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 August 2015 01:49 (eight years ago) link
man, this game is agony
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 August 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link
thx meals
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 August 2015 02:46 (eight years ago) link
fp'd u
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 August 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
WILMER
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 August 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link
<3
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 August 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link
not *that* bad a throw to the plate by granderson from shallow cf nice
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link