Barry Bonds is the DEVIL!!!

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would the Sox move Manny if they could sign A-Rod and Barry this winter? hahahaha

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

oh dear god how i would love to see bonds with boston next year

sanskrit, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link

but what's his salary this year? 15.8MM? what's the lowest offer he might take in 2008 that doesn't bruise his ego too much?

sanskrit, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

it wasn't 20M this year?

How about 8 + incentives?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

The Tigers have used something like 10 left fielders this year and could benefit in '08 from cutting the number down to three or four. But hey, like a couple writers in Detroit have said, Bonds' best years are behind him and he hasn't even hit 30 HRs this year. He is paid to hit home runs, after all. (And besides, with a .483 OBP he is clearly a base clogger.)

Andy K, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Last 8 hours to vote on the 756 Ball's fate!

http://www.vote756.com/marcecko/

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

if space doesnt win ill be really disappointed

jhøshea, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

D) Place in high-speed pitching machine, shoot it off my face.

Andy K, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

ooh - i like that one!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

it wasn't 20M this year?

How about 8 + incentives?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 12:19 PM (5 hours ago)

it was $15.8 plus $5 in incentives (based on criteria which his agent says he easily surpassed).

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/09/26/sports/baseball/ecko.190.jpg

mizzell, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i voted brand. though it really should be six or seven brands, so if it ever makes it to a display case, the hof can't obscure it

sanskrit, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

where's that Gaylord Perry-Whitey Ford-Don Sutton brand?

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

boooooring come on space space is an awesome place.

apparently the hall can agreed to not obscure the brand in any way

jhøshea, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

has agreed

jhøshea, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

that sucks, i guess Bonds will be taking all of his gear back from the HOF....

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 27 September 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Gilbert Areans, I love you even more.

Leee, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

"Like, who are you? Are you Superman?" is so totally my new shutdown comeback.

Leee, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm not even sure who that guy is but i like the cut of his jib

sanskrit, Saturday, 29 September 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

heguag (Louisville): Where does Barry play in '08?

Gary Huckabay: Anaheim, for the league minimum, after ARod signs there, and they trade for Johan Santana.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 8 October 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

For Shasta:
http://www.insidebayarea.com/turn2/ci_7201582

xoxox

Leee, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

For Leee:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/155391987_11c01a5369.jpg

xoxoxoxox

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

If you're 756 Ball fuckin', I ain't inductin'.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3090631

Dr Morbius, Friday, 2 November 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link

no surprise there

am0n, Friday, 2 November 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Can't watch this at work, but wtf is my first instinct.

Leee, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i like his "Barry Bonds" jersey.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i hope he just wears that next season.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Tampa Bay is preparing an offer.

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Barry Bonds is the Devil Ray?

mattbot, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link

He should go to Japan and break Oh's record.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Gah.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Lolarussa wanted him but management said NO.

bnw, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

What was the general feeling among Cardinal fans about signing him? I think the thing that might have turned Beane off was that A's die-hards seemed so resolutely opposed to the idea.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

kenny rogers era right now is 6.66

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 May 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Players' association says teams acted in concert to not sign Bonds

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3647779

Andy K, Friday, 17 October 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

well, no kiddin'. America shrugs.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 17 October 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link

The star witness is his agent?

Alex in SF, Friday, 17 October 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I believe they colluded. Anyone here think he'll try to play in '09 or is he really done?

He should sprinkle some hgh on his nutsack and get busy in the offseason.

diamondboxx, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I think he's done.

Alex in SF, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

:( poor guy.

diamondboxx, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
.@nbcbayarea is reporting Barry Bonds has offered to pay for Bryan Stow's children's college education. #SFGiants

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The Stow family is suing the Dodgers for liability and they want the dodgers to repay everyone who donated to the cause.. Except Barry Bonds cuz hes ok.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/25/BATJ1JKCEJ.DTL

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

that ball should probably be taken away from him, he clearly doesn't deserve it

frogbs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
There were 415 pitchers against whom Barry Bonds went hitless. Against those pitchers, he posted a .331 OBP

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
For the record, that is 0-for-739, with 357 walks and 13 HBPs

...

Andy K, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

Laugh, Barry, laugh.

Puke, world, puke.

I still can't believe these lines were written by a supposed journalist and were published on an actual news site.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

Bonds is into cycling now

(insert PED joke here)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 27 July 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

All 74 of Barry Bonds's playoff plate appearances in 2002

Bonds reached base 43 times. He had eight homers, scored 18 runs, and drove in 16. He hit .356, even though his BABIP was .242. His OBP was .581 and he slugged .978.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

good story on bonds in retirement: http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63887128

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Barry Bonds had a 5.000 OPS against 23 pitchers, including Guillermo Mota, whom he faced nine times.

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 December 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link


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