if i weren't so lazy i'd look up the last time bartolo walked five guys
(okay three were to harper, but still)
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 May 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link
and he hit one
he also has two families a la Orson Welles
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2016 01:36 (eight years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/bartolo-colons-child-support-case-came-out-because-he-w-1777350230
― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Thursday, 19 May 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link
@darrenrovellBartolo Colon has filed for the trademark to "BIG SEXY," with intent to use it on shirts, pants & hats.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link
@AnthonyDiComoPer Elias: Cespedes hit his 30th HR in his 92nd game as a Met yesterday, passing Dave Kingman (111 games) for fastest to 30 in Mets history.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 May 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link
glad i didnt go tonight
RIP Harvey
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 May 2016 01:28 (eight years ago) link
Adam RubinESPN Staff Writer
Terry Collins said the Mets will look at not pitching Matt Harvey his next turn. Undetermined.
― johnny crunch, Friday, 20 May 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link
who is the mets' ace
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2016 13:42 (eight years ago) link
syndergaard!
― k3vin k., Friday, 20 May 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link
last calendar year by fWAR
deGrom 5.4Thor 4.9Harvey 3.6Colon 2.5Matz 1.5
prob Syndergaard this season, no?
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 May 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link
@AnthonyDiComo #Mets are actually considering starting Harvey on Monday, not Tuesday, using him on short rest since he threw so few pitches last nignt.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 May 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link
@darrenrovellBartolo Colon has filed for the trademark to "BIG SEXY," with intent to use it on shirts, pants & hats. --we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius)
amazing
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:22 (eight years ago) link
Ruben Tejada pitched an inning for the cardinals last night
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:40 (eight years ago) link
in a 9 inning game that the cardinals only lost by 4 runs (true, they scored 5 runs in the 9th to make it relatively close, but still, #mathenaging)
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
Syndergaard joined Nolan Ryan, Jose Fernandez and Clayton Kershaw (three in a row) as the only pitchers since 1913 to have consecutive double-digit strikeout games without allowing a walk or an earned run. Dwight Gooden (September 1984) is the only other Mets pitcher to reach double digits in strikeouts with no walks in back-to-back games.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 May 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link
pretty crazy, to me, that that feat is as rare as it is. like no one in the 60s did that?
― k3vin k., Monday, 23 May 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link
http://i68.tinypic.com/15phetc.png
:o
― k3vin k., Monday, 23 May 2016 02:56 (eight years ago) link
@AdamRubinESPN 2h2 hours agoLucas Duda has been placed on the DL and Ty Kelly has been added from Triple-A Las Vegas
Thor = NL Player of the Week
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 May 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link
saw someone suggest trading for scott van slyke and putting him at first; the dodgers do have a great many outfielders
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link
teein' off on Gio
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 01:00 (eight years ago) link
happy bday bart
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjP5GquUUAAP053.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
i think his chances of getting biopic treatment are accelerating
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
would see (@ matinee price)
― pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link
Luis Guzman too old (nearly 60)
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link
i guess maybe Scott Boras had a point last fall, sorta?
20/20 hindsight but damn they shoulda dealt Harvey over the winter
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 00:37 (eight years ago) link
he's making his next start
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15721476
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link
rumors of pursuing James Loney. Not sure he's an improvement over Campbell at this point.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link
Take Matt Adams! We'll take Conforto if that's ok
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link
haha
Wright goes deep again in 1st, damn
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link
i believe ike davis is available
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link
don't expect a second run, Matz.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link
murph provides
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
should auction off one of his iron gloves on Pride Night
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link
Familia tried the ol' Franco/Benitez trick of coming in for the save and putting the tying runs on immediately! Very familiaR, Jeurys!
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link
Yoenis Cespedes has become one of the most feared hitters in the major leagues thanks to a revamped approach. This includes shrinking his strike zone from the "Cuban zone," which has led to fewer swings at balls out of the zone.
http://m.mets.mlb.com/news/article/180343682/ability-to-adjust-helps-yoenis-cespedes-thrive
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 May 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link
obv utley lmao
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 May 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link
crutis!!
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 May 2016 02:15 (eight years ago) link
Bailed out!
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 28 May 2016 02:15 (eight years ago) link
good job guys
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 28 May 2016 02:28 (eight years ago) link
nice win for Familia (19th-century accounting)
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 02:37 (eight years ago) link
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/mets/post/_/id/119262/lenny-dykstra-gagged-during-86-weekend
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 12:39 (eight years ago) link
i will be @ tonights game, ill be the one booing chase utley
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link
With Fox having television rights for the 7:15 p.m. ET game, the Mets will exclusively stream the pregame ceremony on the team’s web site.
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/mets/post/_/id/119331/morning-briefing-mets-set-for-86-salute
― Andy K, Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link
i'll be there too crunch
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link
cool! i think my seats are in sect 117. i am the 1%, somehow
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 May 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link
I was at yesterday's game. I'd never seen the lines so long (beyond the subway entrance) to get in. And this was 1 and a half before first pitch.
― jbn, Saturday, 28 May 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link
I'm no Mets fan, but that was some bullshit, ump.
― pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Sunday, 29 May 2016 00:25 (eight years ago) link
Ban umpires
― Michael F Gill, Sunday, 29 May 2016 00:26 (eight years ago) link
Oof
― Andy K, Sunday, 29 May 2016 01:29 (eight years ago) link