sox are being smacked down for international signings violations
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
they did a dumb thing and the penalty is pretty fair all things considered
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/source-red-sox-banned-from-signing-international-players-for-a-year-153432545.html
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link
...lost 21-2 today to the goddamn angels, with CJ fuckin cron going 6 for 6
I think the pitching may indeed be a problem
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 3 July 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link
in which actually functional red sox pitcher steven wright waxes poetic about the knuckleball http://www.theplayerstribune.com/2016-7-6-steven-wright-red-sox-all-star-knuckleball/
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
in which professional baseball pitcher michael kopech throws a 105-mph fastball:
http://www.baseballamerica.com/minors/red-soxs-michael-kopech-hits-105-start-vs-wilmington
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link
damn boah
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
now if only he can stop punching people and using speed
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link
fans seem divided over the pomeranz trade. some are like, yo he's pretty good & signing groome makes loss of espinoza easier to swallow, whereas ppl who either a. obsess over prospects the way sam hinkie obsessed over arm length and 2nd round draft picks for the 76ers or b. think any move that isn't COMPLETE AND TOTAL GENIUS is a failure are moaning
personally i lean more toward column a but this year is honestly pomeranz's first genuinely good one. FIP not being that much higher than his ERA, plus good ERA+, K/9 and decent (if not earthshaking) bWAR are encouraging.
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link
5.5 fWAR, depending on which of those u put more stock in
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link
so i will be staying near BU (tho Cambridge side of river) Aug 12-14... i take it Tracer already has Sox tix w/ his fam for a game. I'd be up for Fri or Sat night, cheap as possible (StubHub i guess) if anyone wants to. cad and i were talkin' bout FAPping Sunday eve as he will not be around earlier.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 July 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn0uCePWcAAR_21.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link
lolllllllll
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link
i try v hard to never say the "we" or "my" shit when talking about the sox. i mess up now and then but it's a huge pet peeve
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link
agreed
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link
hanle_y
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link
the hanley ramirez game
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link
espinoza did about as well as pomeranz tonight fwiw
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link
hanley stunt on them haters
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 21 July 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link
hanle_y --mookieproof
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 24 July 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link
the record for XBH age 40 and above is 62, by dave winfield. papi's double just put him at 60 w/67 games to go.
― nomar, Sunday, 24 July 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link
morelike david yikes
― mookieproof, Sunday, 24 July 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link
_hanle_y --mookieproof_ --if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes)
--if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes)
and another one
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link
"That was a great moment. Another memorable moment this year was Big Papi's walkoff."
"The baby powder walk-off."
"It was flour."
"Oh it was flour?"
"It was Joe Kelly's idea to do that. Throw flour on Papi as he came into second base. ... Baserunner for Pujols now who's gone 1 for 3."
"I guess baby powder would have smelled."
"Not a good idea to get baby powder in your eyes."
"I'd guess flour isn't good to get in your eyes, either!"
"Gary it's not good to get ANYTHING in your eyes."
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 31 July 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link
ok that was an immensely gratifying game of baseball.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 31 July 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link
I worked that walk-off!
― maura, Monday, 1 August 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link
i will be up in 2 weekends; whether i will be able to buy a seat for $60 or less for the 13th is a diff question
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 August 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link
just to get this pun out of the way: dealing pat light was not abad move to get fernando
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
(actually it was a gr8 move pat light sucked this year in his big league appearances, though im sure someone will tell me he had gr8 stuff)
have an infield seat for Sat 8/13! to the left of home, row 10
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link
letting Wright throw 119 pitches in a 9-0 CG win seems nuts
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 August 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link
it was excessive but they have a day off this coming monday so there's extra time for him to rest - he prob won't throw again till at least next Wednesday or thursday
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 6 August 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link
arms don't explode on the 101st pitch, particularly when they're throwing knuckleballs. i'm sure he'll pull through
― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 August 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link
he's a knuckler!
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link
or what mookie said
bobblehead disaster
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
link to bobblehead disaster: http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/redsox/2016/08/09/red-sox-deem-david-ortiz-bobblehead-racially-insensitive/qwAnoxGz56oV5pxohgrFuM/story.html
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link
@MLBNetworkRadio#RedSox Manager John Farrell: Jonathan Papelbon "could be an addition here"
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
i assume he means that as in "possesses a mammalian frame that has weight and volume"
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link
Papelbon had the good chicken and beer contacts, club house hasn't had as good a spread since.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link
the fuck has gotten into mookie betts
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link
I can't remember which one of the three, but that one he hit to center was a bomb. If you are 5-9 and have that type of power, you are in league with Jim "The Toy Cannon" Wynn. All those old 60s and 70s guys would talk about how much power that Wynn had for his size.
Don't see Betts play much at all, but the guy has to have some amazing bat speed.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link
mookie in 11 games against the orioles this season
.426/.490/1.000, 20-for-47, 8 HR, 3 2B, 17 RBI, 3 2B, 16 R, 6 K
seven of the homers have come in the five games at camden yards
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link
Criminy, I figured you guys were referencing the 3 HR game a couple days ago. Yowza, the ball must look like a beach ball to Betts right now.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link
he was AL player of the month for july; he already has more homers and rbi in august
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link
I guess it is good that Betts never got moved out for a stretch run free agent a few years back when his name came up in those rumors.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link
he does indeed have incredible bat speed
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link
betts is currently at 6.9 WAR per baseball reference #nice #chill
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link
Haven't read everything on this business about Detroit refusing to change today's game time (from afternoon to everning) to accommodate Boston's schedule, but it seems like Boston should have first asked Baltimore to change the time of yesterday's game since THAT was a getaway day. Anyway...
http://www.bostonherald.com/sites/default/files/styles/gallery/public/media/2016/06/22/062616dombrowskifarrell1.jpg?itok=VeFv7x9s
― Andy K, Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link
apparently it was bc there's a preseason lions game tonight? idk. thats what they're saying publicly i think
i was gonna blame showalter bc why not but by all accounts he agreed to let last night be called after finding out what boston's next-day schedule was
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link