2016 AL Wild Card: Baltimore Orioles vs.Toronto Blue Jays

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that's why buck is buck and we're just nerds in front of a television.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

bastards!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

Two of these double plays have been on the first pitch from a guy coming into the game. It might help to see if he starts off with a ball or something.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

Buck is talented enough to be playing a lineup who make stupid at-bats

Jays need to hire Barry Bonds

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

to be fair Morbs, Gibbons is even more deep into the Mathenarnia than Buck.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

what is up?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

banish the wild card

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

tbh if liriano gets in the o's are probably done

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

liriano's 1 appearance vs BAL this year: 6.1 shutout innings, 10K 1BB

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

We blew the chance to win the game in the 9th and now Osuna is injured, no biggie.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

is latroy hawkins still a blue jay maybe he could come in

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

hope bundy's got 5 good innings in him

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Tulowitzki's about the only Jay I feel good about up at the plate these days (Pillar, too, to an extent), so I like that he's leading off.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

jesus christ why is o'day still out

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

this feels like it's going 18

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

I guess Britton will only pitch in a "save situation" tonight.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

this is gonna end up being a black mark on buck forever

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

guys britton literally threw 1.2 innings in a non-save situation 2 nights ago

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

justin fucking smoak is going to win it

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

friend on FB:

Maybe Zach Britton is the Designated Survivor?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

Jeff Sullivan
8:14 By the way, this year, Britton inherited 53 leads, seven ties, and nine deficits

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

This should be the last hitter O'Day faces.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

Jays secretly activating Billy Koch

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

Ugh Liriano looks like the Orioles are just gonna meekly ground out three times in a row inning after inning until the Blue Jays finally break through

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

it's Liriano guys, not Kershaw.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

every LHP is kershaw vs the o's

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

HEY ADAM FUCKING STOP

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

JUST STOP SWINGING AT ALL

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

Britton not in the bullpen. Maybe he is being held at the border?

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

Ugh

JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

This is actually pretty much how I expected the game to go except Trumbo's homer would've been solo and the game would be over.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

Awesome. Clock's ticking on our charmed bullpen performance. Score now.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

how many pitches has liriano thrown? 4?

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

Tippy Martinez and Ben McDonald warming.

Andy K, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

this is officially the worst call anyone has made in the game

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

'a real pain in the bottom of ninth hole'

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

duensing isn't even that good as a loogy

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

omg lol ubaldo warming, the apocalypse is nigh

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

jesus

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

here comes ubaldo

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

famous last words

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

buck's a fucking idiot

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

@jonahkeri
"The Ends Justify The Means: The Buck Showalter Story"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

Ubaldon't, amirite

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

if the jays don't win here they don't deserve to be in the playoffs

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Buck's prepared to make fans forget Grady Little

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Showalter just burned a pitcher to face one batter (with an 83 career OPS+) in the 11th inning of a tie game. And his closer is still nowhere to be found.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

embarrassing

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

maybe buck murdered him, maybe britton is tyrell wellick

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

oh the next double play is going to hurt so much.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link


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