2016 AL Wild Card: Baltimore Orioles vs.Toronto Blue Jays

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Ubaldon't, amirite

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

if the jays don't win here they don't deserve to be in the playoffs

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Buck's prepared to make fans forget Grady Little

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Showalter just burned a pitcher to face one batter (with an 83 career OPS+) in the 11th inning of a tie game. And his closer is still nowhere to be found.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

embarrassing

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

maybe buck murdered him, maybe britton is tyrell wellick

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

oh the next double play is going to hurt so much.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

I will jump out the window if there's another DP here.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

"This guy was unhittable once upon a time. We're not seeing the guy who's unhittable NOW this evening."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

oh this is it

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

Two straight K's, CS at home plate, anything but another DP.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

night folks

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

dumb as shit

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

Well that qualifies.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

there's a reason they walked him last time...

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

so obviously britton is hurt

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

i guess that is why you walk him

Bee OK, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

Britton still looking for his passport 'I swear it was in my bag'.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

sorry to all Baltimore fans but it'll always be funny to me when a team loses a do-or-die game in extras without using their closer

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

should only count as a single imho

(that used to be the rule)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

Hit almost to the exact same spot at Bautista's HR vs Texas last year.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

congrats to Jays, i kinda hope for Ballmer fans' sake there is a problem with Britton

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

I wear to god the bar I'm at nearly fell over

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

did they all throw their drinks in celebrations

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

sorry that was uncalled for

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

"Ubaldo Jimenez through five pitches in the 11th."

Andy K, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

Don't worry, Dusty Baker will do some bullpen move this post season that is even worse.

earlnash, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Please baseball Jesus give us Texas Toronto rematch

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

u got it

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

@keithlaw
Either Britton was unavailable or Buck Showalter just blundered his way into playoff history.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

Honestly thought they might walk EE and hope for another double play (or an over-anxious Bautista striking out).

Exhausted. Hope Osuna's okay.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

there really isn't a single team in the AL i want to root for. go adrian beltre i guess?

bummed we're going to have so few chances at another postseason with manny

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

i mean manny's looking like his bff arod in the playoffs but after he becomes a NYY this team goes back into storage

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

at last Pedro, Sheffield questioning Buck's brains on the postgame

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

lots of players to root for in the Ranger's squad: Beltre, Beltran, Lucroy, Darvish for starters.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

all 4 of the panelists in fact xp

i can root for Cleveland despite the mascot shit

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

Damn I am stupid

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

How many millions did EE just tack onto his upcoming contract?

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

lots of players to root for in the Ranger's squad: Beltre, Beltran, Lucroy, Darvish for starters.

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 11:46 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but they have that lucky-team-that-didn't-deserve-it stink to them

o's had that for years so i guess it's natural to root for them

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link

if it's anything but a sudden injury, the Buck quotes are gonna be good/facepalming

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

cubs better win it all istg

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

britton was available

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

maybe buck just didn't want to win

qualx, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

huh

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

oh buck

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

is he gonna give us the matt williams 'he's the closer'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

for buck's sakes

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

"(Britton) was fine... We had some good options."

EEEEEDIOT

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

to be fair, britton should have been unavailable because he'd already pitched the ninth

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

"nothing philosophical about it"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link


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