then coronavirus happened, 2020 baseball

New info on the fake crowd noise:

* Every team is using it

* MLB is giving clubs the sounds (but teams can have their own) & a touchpad device to use it

* There are 75 effects/reactions

* MLB-provided sound is derived from audio recorded for "MLB The Show" at real MLB games https://t.co/Nl501rjSWt

— Tim Healey (@timbhealey) July 16, 2020

Will the fake stadium ambient noise have trash can banging?

Papi and his cowbell better be an option or gtfo

I hope there are pretend lines for imaginary $14 beers

I would also ask to be virtually frisked before not entering the stadium

the NYPD is ready to help

this should free them up for some extra murdering

so where are the archives for yesterday's intrasquad games on mlb.tv?

puig and gregory polanco have tested positive

Didn’t Puig literally just sign?!

apparently the contract wasn't final and now he's a FA again

wow this guy

yoinka

BREAKING: The Blue Jays have been denied approval by the Canadian government to play in Toronto amid the coronavirus pandemic. An official familiar with the matter told The Associated Press of the denial. https://t.co/vk267cZ0Wd

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 18, 2020

In a precarious house of cards, that seems like a pretty big one.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/ottawa-to-reveal-blue-jays-decision-1.5654846

just go to Buffalo?

Apparently the facilities are garbage and too small for appropriate distancing etc. I read they had some other AAA fields picked out as a back-up

canada otm

^^^

also lol at how touchy mlb is about facilities when they think other people should pay to upgrade them

So I guess it will be buffalo after all!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdPUxlWWAAEiZlz?format=jpg&name=small

are that dynamic pair doing all the road games from the Bronx booth?

it's the Sunoco Broadcast Booth, get it right

i'm physically intolerant of their utterances

#TorontoIsInAmerica - trending 48 hours ago

Ya, that was because that wanna be nazi Barbie chick apparently failed geography.

Woah, she knew all along! #wwg1wga #Qanon

NY (state) has 3 teams again

Gary Cohen reported from the Mets booth last night that they Jays were going to Buffalo, but that appears to be unconfirmed by anyone else.

Yet another milestone in Buffalo's quest to become the most Ontario city in the world.

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom BOOM

Quasi update on “The Chop”: This wood sculpture outside the Braves’ stadium near the third base entrance has been removed. I asked the Braves about it but they have chosen not to respond to requests for comment. ⁦@TheAthleticATL⁩ ⁦@TheAthleticMLB⁩ pic.twitter.com/ZdqKUP91um

— Jeff Schultz (@JeffSchultzATL) July 19, 2020

i haven't watched a game with the piped-in crowd noise yet. is that what's happening in this clip (wait til after the injury report)?

The Kraken Strikes. pic.twitter.com/5OYrYhFw6z

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) July 20, 2020

Piped in noise is annoying. I watched a couple innings of a Reds inter-squad game and it was just weird.

seeing rumors that the blue jays could play in pittsburgh? apparently their schedules do not overlap much

How bad is the ‘vid in Pittsburg?

same as the situation anywhere else in the united states - there is a wall of protection and antagonization along our political borders that prevents making any effort to improve testing turnaround times, rendering contact tracing completely useless. recognizing this, the white house has decided to try to prevent funding for contact tracing. because contact tracing is bad, and impossible. *SHRIEKS IN PARALYZING HORROR*

well upper NY state doesn't sound too terrible; whereas anywhere in florida sounds like a nightmare deathtrap. wasn't sure where Pittsburg fell on that scale

i'm afraid you can't come if you keep misspelling it

22 of the bridges tested positive

Thermo thinking of Pittsburg CA

Pittown.

P-burgh

As #BlueJays/MLB look at ballparks like PNC Park in Pitt as @longleysunsport first reported, a source says Jays operations people have arrived in Buffalo to assess Sahlen Field.

Hearing work to upgrade lighting, turn suites into extra clubhouse type areas would take about a week

— Scott Mitchell (@ScottyMitchTSN) July 20, 2020

Fucking idiots should have been doing this weeks ago.

who could have predicted that a national government would prioritize the health of its citizens over the requirements of major league baseball

is there any treaty with canada we can break? america needs a W

several border disputes we could go to war over

ok toronto: get courageous and let our infected baseball men run around your stadium, or you're all gonna fuckin die