Another walk. My god.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:17 (one year ago) link
"…was about to give it all up to become a farmer.”
hell yeah phillippe aumont
career bb/9 in 46 major league appearances: 7.0
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
He apparently did retire and is a farmer!
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:27 (one year ago) link
Commentary: in the UK it’s prime time Sunday and the pubs are watching this game…You never know when a kid watching in London is going to be captured by this gamethis game?!
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:28 (one year ago) link
xps to Mookieproof: your boy Russell Martin was shown on screen trying not to laugh at the plays
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:29 (one year ago) link
I think this team could probably use Russ on the field.
Also these Britain jerseys are godawful.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:36 (one year ago) link
Big clipart vibehttps://creazilla-store.fra1.digitaloceanspaces.com/cliparts/63402/baseball-clipart-xl.png
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link
centered default text, 11:55pm the night it was due energy
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:45 (one year ago) link
“I’m thinking of the British fans at the pubs…” goes on to name five pubs
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:50 (one year ago) link
That was pubs having official watching parties
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link
Which is 5 more than I would have expected.
Yeah I know, but earlier they were talking about it like this was on in a load of pubs and we were laughing
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:57 (one year ago) link
This bottom of the 3rd has been going how long
Two hours to play three innings
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:01 (one year ago) link
Lol they just said this game has been going on so long it might jeopardise bp for the US-Mexico game
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:07 (one year ago) link
Lmao what
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:10 (one year ago) link
This is brutal. Someone get Fergie Jenkins in there to end this fucking thing
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:12 (one year ago) link
“A reminder: this is only the top of the 4th”
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link
wow, 16-8 in the 5th inning. potential contender for the mercy rule in a couple more innings
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link
We are all praying for mercy at this point.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:22 (one year ago) link
every once it's a while it's good to take in a horrible game of baseball
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:26 (one year ago) link
typos but just going to roll with that for now
Hopefully Canada can get some more runs here, the mercy rule is needed very badly
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:39 (one year ago) link
Ok. We’re mercy ready. Just need a clean 1/2 inning here. Was good seeing Axford out there.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:43 (one year ago) link
P. Aumont (W, 1-0)
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:59 (one year ago) link
the Venezuela team looks pretty good. surprised Puerto Rico is the favourite for the second seed over them ― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, March 7, 2023
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 00:57 (one year ago) link
Wow - US getting spanked now!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:46 (one year ago) link
it's a beatdown
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Monday, 13 March 2023 04:04 (one year ago) link
I mean, it’s not 18 runs. Yet.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 04:19 (one year ago) link
The lads behind the plate are a lot of fun and they should beat the shit out of the baldhead who comes and gives them crap for having fun
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 13 March 2023 04:56 (one year ago) link
i like the guy who impersonates the umpire turning to the right and pointing while calling a strike
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Monday, 13 March 2023 05:01 (one year ago) link
was korea/china the first mercy rule game?
― na (NA), Monday, 13 March 2023 14:12 (one year ago) link
literally, just yesterday. the Canada/Britain game. i think there was another before that one too.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:08 (one year ago) link
If I'm reading this right, unless Canada or Great Britain upsets someone, the US basically needs to beat Colombia by eight runs on Wednesday to advance out of the first round of the WBC. https://t.co/8aAlJPUh0o— Stephanie Apstein (@stephapstein) March 13, 2023
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 March 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
^^
i haven't listened to too many smoltz-called games, but it struck me last night how wrong he often is. he kept saying throughout the game that the US basically had nothing to worry about, that they just needed to win their last two games, no need to panic. i kept thinking about the tie-breaker rules, which smoltz would describe as "an algorithm" or as some sort of mysterious advanced machine that was of no concern. dude, the tiebreaker is amount of runs allowed per inning played - getting your ass kicked by mexico was clearly a problem
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Monday, 13 March 2023 20:27 (one year ago) link
tbf, beating Colombia by 8 runs doesn't feel unreasonable given the last few days worth of scoring! also: don't dismiss the Canadian juggernaut!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 20:51 (one year ago) link
Great Britain leading Colombia 7-4 in the top of the 9th, wtaf
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 13 March 2023 22:50 (one year ago) link
1) how did this team win2) the fucking shirt, I cannothttps://i.postimg.cc/Z5H4R5G8/9-A647-EC7-F2-F6-43-C7-9-B8-C-4-AC5-EDAB18-F1.jpg
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:03 (one year ago) link
omg!!!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:08 (one year ago) link
a: GB winning?! b: the shirt as pictured is an improvement c: Canada has a chance!!!d: omg!!!!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:09 (one year ago) link
The T is upside down!
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:11 (one year ago) link
unlike literally everything else about their jerseys, it's actually interesting. they should run with it
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:16 (one year ago) link
lol, wait when did the T go upside down? i guess costs had to be cut somewhere to make ends meet
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:42 (one year ago) link
the 19-year-old canadian pitcher had to pay for the disappointments of the last few US games. feel bad for the kid
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:30 (one year ago) link
Not going well for the 19 year old starter Canada’s got going for them… and holy shit John smoltz is intolerable
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:30 (one year ago) link
"salutes galore in the first inning for team usa"
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:39 (one year ago) link
lol, they also just mentioned a "team cycle" in the first inning
i think of morbs now for how much he would hated all of this lol
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:40 (one year ago) link
I must be channeling him because I am still seething about how awful smoltz was to listen to
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:51 (one year ago) link
12-1, 2nd inning. this might be a 15-run/5-inning mercy candidate
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 03:00 (one year ago) link
smoltzy
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 03:05 (one year ago) link