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No, though i and the rest of the board would love to hear you post about us getting divorced. Thanks! ☺️

And no honestly not trying to analyse that any more than, huh, Tayler Scott?! I was just genuinely shocked someone picked him up. I think Tracer Hand & I were actually texting the 🫣🫣🫣 emoji back and forth when he loaded the bases in the bottom ninth of an 8-3 game. The point is, I would have said he was too bad even for the A’s.

Weren’t you told off recently about being the unofficial board cop and the intimidating bully? Nice return you’ve made here gyac, a real changed woman!

That’s cool 🤙🏼

My man, it’s absolutely ok to make fun of the idea Kiké & Lynn being good players. Some people would call that banter.

Okay, I don’t want to banter with you because you’re a cop and a bully. Thanks! ☺️

Damn I forgot my “cue gyac reversing who initiated an aggressive argument as soon as she gets some push back” post! Must have got lost somewhere in the midst of this

I’d say it’s interesting how you took a comment that applied to jimbeaux and mookieproof exactly as much as you, two of my favourites on this whole board, and went off but you know. Draw your line, idc.

My bad I didn’t see jimbeaux and mookieproof post about lance lynn and i think I remember you directly xp’ing me? But I dunno you’re the one that’s better at screencapping literally everything that happens on this website to prove that we are all wrong about you being an aggressive bully. Reckon you might be able to scroll up and screen cap for me where I got this wrong?

You were complaining that I said that “we don’t have to talk about” the Giants dv thing re Tommy Pham, did you not? Both those guys were talking about that. I was only separately xping you about Kiké that’s why that came after that part of my post.

Oh sorry I didn’t realise we were talking about 1/3rd of my posts, my apologies.

Here’s something that might come across in a way you will understand: you do not have to keep trying to explain yourself 🫣

I kind of do if you were pretending you got upset because I think Lance Lynn is bad.

Okay gyac 😃

I did not realise why I got upset, thanks for clarifying

great time to be a fan of another team that listens to WFAN for daily humor.

Who, me? I live in Atlanta, and if I have ever listened to WFAN it was while I was living in NYC in the early 90s, and then only by chance. I was mostly being a smartass, but seriously, the New York teams are so easy to hate. They (and especially the Yankees) are like the Duke of major league baseball.

Top of the 1st, White Sox about to batt around on *checks notes* Max Scherzer

That's a shame.

He’s recovered last two innings but that had to be the worst first inning I’ve seen from an SP in forever. He shut out a far better Dodgers lineup in 7 like two weeks ago!

smh ken

No winners after Eduardo Rodriguez’s blocked trade to the Dodgers. Column, with fresh details on why the deal fell apart and how the teams tried to put it back together: https://t.co/tg2ZnMoGvA

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) August 3, 2023

you weren't kidding gyac, Scherzer hung in for a QS and is in line for the win

Helps that the Rangers are a much better bet to pull back a load of runs than the Mets. If you’re going to melt down do it early. Hilarious if he ends up getting the W.

new team (uni/catcher/defenders/stadium) jitters

I'm just looking at the boxscore, wasn't following the game, but to me that's a good snapshot of why Scherzer's so great: there's dominant Scherzer (and Verlander, and Kershaw), but there's also the guy who has games where he doesn't have much, and he'll (and they'll) go out and still get you to the sixth inning with a chance to win. Not to get all Jack Morris about it...I wish the guy the best--wildly overpaid, of course, but one of the best reasons to watch baseball the past decade.

I like Scherzer too!

So this White Sox start was interesting - he gave up two hits right away to pitches well outside the zone and then seemed to come unmoored really quick after giving up an eight pitch walk. Meltdown ensued. However in his next few innings he made pretty quick work of the lineup after settling.

Scherzer is really interesting to watch as a character cos all pitchers are intense on the mound but he takes it to another level. I know everyone knows this but he is something else.

I actually watched his start against the Red Sox last week. He was fascinatingly erratic, getting good hitters like Devers and Turner out without much effort. When he decides to go hard after a hitter in the zone, it can be great to watch. He gave up three homers that game, two to Casas, and the second homer was kind of a classic Scherzer battle. He’d previously given up a walk and a hr to Casas in 2/2 and then on the third he started off throwing outside, came in to challenge, threw the exact same pitch in almost the exact same location twice and…I’m not sure what he expected to happen.
https://i.postimg.cc/xdnY5C7x/IMG-6882.jpg

But that’s what makes a great a great, he would probably consider it an insult to walk a guy. Tim Lincecum always pitched to Paul Goldschmidt even though Goldschmidt absolutely killed him at the plate. Pitching is a mental game above all, and Scherzer wouldn’t be Scherzer if he didn’t step on the mound and believe that he could get anyone out on the day.

QS & W, lol
https://i.postimg.cc/rsMrLWfB/IMG-6883.jpg

I saw Rangers fans floating the idea that he wouldn't come to Texas because of politics - obviously bullshit but Scherzer being a lib was a surprise. Dude has Resting Conservative Face.

I reckon he’s a “lib” in the same way most “liberal” MLB players are - ie still pretty right wing on economic issues, but yeah, by the low standards of professional baseball players? Probably doesn’t hurt that he pays a lot less tax there though.

If there's one thing I don't get it's why a guy making tens of millions a year would care about how much tax he pays.

the tax situation for pro athletes is mildly interesting, since they have to pay taxes in each city/state they play in (certainly still benefits for no-income tax home states for 81 games). The paperwork required to do 25 states of income tax!

The greatest baseball close-up shots all come from this AB with chase Utley in the 7th inning of a 14 strikeout game for Scherzer. The man is absolutely unhinged. Some of my favourite 2 minutes of baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Rjy2mBPaw

I’m not sure if that time stamped that properly or not, but if not the ab happens at 2:13:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXm2HJZB6hk

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anthony rizzo to the IL

apparently he’s been dealing with a concussion for 2+ months and the yankees just kept running him out there

‘he passed the protocol’

Wow the theory is true. I honestly think the way they handle injuries is disgraceful, Judge said fairly plainly before coming back that he’d be playing through pain and Boone is still - still! - playing him in right field. It seems incredibly irresponsible. Concussion is pretty bad though, hopefully it’s not too serious for him.

from a few days ago…

Joey Gallo’s worst 50 game span as a Yankee:
.160/.272/.273 | .545 OPS | 5 HR | 62 wRC+ | -0.3 fWar

Anthony Rizzo’s last 50 games as a Yankee:
.188/.278/.242 | .520 OPS | 1 HR | 49 wRC+ | -0.8 fWar

Rizzo has been worse than Gallo ever was. Think about that pic.twitter.com/5IAEEPeXr3

— Addison (@YankeeWRLD) August 1, 2023

supposedly happened in their series against the padres at the end of may, after which he was hitting .304/.376/.505

in 46 games since, he's hit .172/.271/.225. might have been a clue in there that something was wrong

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2or1aVXAAA0p_K?format=jpg&name=large

It was that collision, Tatis was skidding back to the plate to avoid a tag, Rizzo was trying to pick really awkwardly.

I just think it’s so fucking negligent. More than two months and nothing was done? Abhorrent. Who the fuck is running the medical staff over there, Jack Kevorkian?

Anthony Rizzo on how he'd describe his symptoms: "Waking up, the way I'd describe it as you go to bed sober and you wake up a little hungover. When that happens, I'm like that doesn't seem normal."

— Chris Kirschner (@ChrisKirschner) August 3, 2023

I just think it’s so fucking negligent. More than two months and nothing was done? Abhorrent. Who the fuck is running the medical staff over there, Jack Kevorkian?

― a love song for connor wong (gyac), Thursday, August 3, 2023 4:53 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's been a very unfortunate pattern for years. the yankees downplay injuries and do not communicate them properly to media and fans.

this is probably the worst one yet, because it was clear for literal months that something was very wrong with rizzo.

given the seriousness of this kind of head injury, multiple people should lose their jobs here

Yeah even if you don’t assume he wouldn’t have had a little slump or skid at some point, people online were constantly saying he hadn’t looked right since that collision. I am honestly shocked they never checked him out after that. It’s grotesque.

Would any other mlb team do this? Legitimate question. I really think the Yankees culture is the most fertile to breed this sort of negligence. Poor Rizzo, I hope he can get back to his old self soon for his own sake

Red’s manager David Bell just thrown out making a meal about a ball that was called a ball for a 2nd bases loaded walk in a row. Looks like the Reds will lose their divisional lead as of tonight. Is this the beginning of the end for the Red’s chance to get to the post season?

I think if anyone besides the cubs wins that division, then they got very very very lucky

Tuned in right in time to see Ohtani hit his 40th and put them up 3-1. The closer gives up a grand slam. You can't make this stuff up, all you can say is baseball.

I’m not an angels fan but I think I need trigger warnings reading things like that, it just makes me so sad

I love this sport so much

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvfUemkvKTZ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

That was wild and the ball never touched the ground. Yes, baseball is the best sport.

I greatly dislike Germán as previously mentioned but the details in the alcoholism story are wild and I’m like, is this really the best way to handle a drunk pitcher? Getting him to sweat out the alcohol in a sauna? In any case, it seems a dereliction of duty on their part, both to Germán and the other players. They deny that the strange “armpit” thing that prevented him starting the other night but coming into the game later was related but, come on.

Also, I had not read about the history of Clint Frazier with the Yankees and the multiple concussions he experienced there. What the actual fuck.