Selling the pastoral fantasy in hi-def: 2016 DODGERS of Dave Roberts

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New club pitching record of 25 scoreless frames to start the season, and counting.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 April 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link

Maeda first Dodger pitcher to homer in his MLB debut

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 April 2016 04:38 (eight years ago) link

These guys seem a bit jet lagged tonight. (3 errors so far)

the beast with 19,157 eyes (WilliamC), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link

they had an off-day on Monday I assume they spent it getting drunk because they played like it

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

lol, another E for Seager just now.

the beast with 19,157 eyes (WilliamC), Thursday, 21 April 2016 00:02 (eight years ago) link

Doug Padilla
ESPN Staff Writer

The Dodgers recalled OF Carl Crawford from the 15-day disabled list Tuesday and had him in LF batting seventh against the Marlins. To make room on the roster, RHP Zach Lee was optioned to AAA Oklahoma City.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link

oh man Giancarlo just tagged Kershaw to finish a 5-run sixth after CK was cruising thru a shutout

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

27-inning scoreless streak for urias in triple-a

he's 19

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

lost on a walkoff to melvin goddamn upton last night lol

the whole NL west is p mediocre right now but if the dodgermen dont shape the hell up soon I might have to start worrying about even years and shit

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:17 (seven years ago) link

RIP David Rackley's testicles

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

watched some of the extras but missed Kershaw pinch hitting

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 May 2016 11:47 (seven years ago) link

poor julio

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 June 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

I feel like that is gonna be an apt response to most of his early starts, just looks kinda shook all the damn time, including tonight (scoreless through 2 with 3 Ks but the giants offense does not historically work quickly so that doesn't mean much)

also i know he's 19 but damn he looks short as shit

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 13 June 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

ok lol I'm deadass wrong he's 6'0". does not look it on the mound tho!

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 13 June 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

has anyone ever been released with more than $35 M left on his deal like Mr Crawford?

(BONILLA DOESN'T COUNT)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

not that i can recall, but i think matt kemp's gonna get there

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

no way... he has to somehow get traded. i look at that dudes numbers and all i can think is that this is a dude who doesn't give a shit anymore. if he's on a team where he gives a shit maybe he'll play better.

we should all delete our account (Will M.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

@BenLindbergh
The #Dodgers, at the forefront of player health research, lead MLB in # of injuries (53) & days lost to injury (500). (h/t @Bsb_Inj_Consult)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

over the past three and a half seasons, b-ref has kemp at 1.7 war -- total. fangraphs has him at 0.9. he still has some power, but he can't play defense, can't get on base, can't run, and isn't known for being injury-free.

he has three and a half seasons left, for about $75m (although the dodgers are paying about $12m of it). even if the padres offered to pay half what he's owed, who would take him? $10m/year might not buy much these days, but it's still a good bit more than kemp likely to be worth whether he gives a shit or not

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

Matt
1:09 Did Matt Kemp's stills really erode this quickly, or do you think perhaps it's a little bit of him looking around at the state of the team, realizing he'll probably be traded and thinking "Screw it, might as well hit a few homers until they find me a new home"?

Dave Cameron
1:09 Probably a bit of both.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Chase Utley has 5 hits today (in 11 innings)

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Dodgers pitching staff is in bad shape, as Clayton Kershaw remains out with a back injury that could require surgery, and Alex Wood is set to undergo arthroscopic elbow debridement surgery. As a result, Los Angeles is expected to look to land a top-of-the-rotation starter at the deadline.

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/07/20/the-dodgers-are-going-big-game-hunting-at-the-deadline/

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/07/20/dave-roberts-back-surgery-is-a-possibility-for-clayton-kershaw/

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

Sooooo. Justin Turner. Would you give this guy a $100m contract? He's a QO sure thing either way.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

Sub question - would you give kenley jansen a 75m contract?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

hell no and maybe

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

This is my fault

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

The kenley appeal is he's a converted position player who hasn't pitched a lot of innings

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

well the subtext is that the dodgers -- fuck them! -- can afford a terrible contract. relievers are popular and kenley's pretty good after all

love justin turner but c'mon he'll be 32 in november

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

sheesh, toles has a cannon.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 July 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

puig optioned, despite hitting .308/.390/.440 since he came off the DL june 21

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

I haven't paid too close attention, but is this more because of his personality?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

Huh. Reddick is having an awful year on defense. Would never have guessed based on his reputation:

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=rf&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=200&type=6&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=8,d

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

three homers for a-gonz today

mookieproof, Monday, 22 August 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqxCT2nXEAAx1Fd.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dang!!! pulling pitcher who has perfect game going w/ only 89 pitches before he starts the eighth. i know he's (Rich Hill) had blister issues, but he was SO good last week against the giants as well. . . aaaandd, Marlins just got a hit

Bandol soleil for the St. Tropez tan (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

And they had a 5-0 lead so there wasn't much danger of losing the game.

In the postgame, Hill faithfully recited the lines he was fed by the front office but he looked pissed off and said his finger felt fine.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 11 September 2016 06:56 (seven years ago) link

podcast on the decision

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=30346

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 September 2016 11:35 (seven years ago) link

http://deadspin.com/dodgers-roast-madison-bumgarner-en-masse-after-shoving-1786874032

Grade A trolling

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

man utley is making some sick plays lately

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Sunday, 25 September 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

Going to the game today for grown men cry day at doyer stadium. 95 today :(

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 25 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

Wow.

Andy K, Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

bellinger up

and chase utley is 1-for-29

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

the Dodgers are 38-6 since June 7, which is the best 44-game stretch by a major league club since the 1942 Cardinals

mookieproof, Monday, 31 July 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link

we really didn't make a thread for a .700 team?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 July 2017 01:13 (six years ago) link

they went 20-3 in july

johnny crunch, Monday, 31 July 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link


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