IMAGE REQUEST!!!!111 [aka The Life And Times of one Byung-Hyun Kim]

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HI I AM LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF BYUNG-HYUN KIM FLIPPING OFF THE BOSTON FANS WHEN HE WAS ANNOUNCED FOR THE GAME AND WAS BOOED LAST YEAR HOLLA

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

well, i found this:
http://rangers.siegler.net/images/misc/flyingbirdman.jpg
he's doing the chicken dance¡

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I got a little closer (read accompanying text pls):

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/38051/p/f/byung_hyun.jpg

Blogger:

"I jumped off the bus in front of the office yesterday and saw the Sports Chosun newspaper staring at me. I stopped and looked at it in amazement. There is something captivating about four-inch high bright yellow block letters that captures your attention. Congratulations, Sports Chosun for having the the most inappropriate and worst newspaper headline ever in the history of the universe:

"Seems Byung Hyun went out of his way to flip off photographers "in jest" before boarding the Asian Flight 222 for New York at 7:40pm on 26 January 2004. With the details provided in the story you would have thought it was some catastrophe. Byung Hyun, you are a jerk! Sports Chosun, you are jerks as well. Me...I paid my 600 won for the paper."

Reader Comments:
"The disembodied right hand belongs to Byung Hyun Kim. The picture of the red sleeved arm is a blown up portion of the picture showing him in his Red Sox uniform as his flips off the Boston fans in his first "episode" a few months ago."

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

our very own OTTO MIDNIGHT saves the day (and wins my heart eternal in the process):

http://home.comcast.net/~kevin.rys/bhkbird.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i meant to search for this post but wound up posting it anywhere. sorry for being lazy and i'm glad you like it.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

BHK traded to the Rockies, will assume closer role.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Now that we have kids, I feel safer with a gun in the house!"

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"``It's just a mystery what happened to this guy.''"
--T. Epstein, Yale Graduate

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm... I had to turn in my protected list for an auction league and decided to take a chance on him at $7 - cheap maybe-closer, yay. I suspect I'll be regretting this after the first few weeks.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Good luck, BHK!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

B. Kim
IP 1.0
Batters Faced 9
H 2
R 4
ER 4
BB 2
IBB 1
K 0
WP 1*
Balls 23
Strikes 17
Season ERA 7.50

HOME PLATE UMPIRE KERWIN DANLEY LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH INNING AFTER HE WAS HIT ON THE LEFT HAND BY A PITCH THROWN BY BYUNG-HYUN KIM. SECOND BASE UMPIRE JOHN HIRSCHBECK IS NOW THE HOME PLATE UMPIRE.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

robble

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck, I meant to cut him in one league. There goes my ERA for the week.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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