Indie Guilt Bermanisms

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Reborn from the ILBB's first fantasy season (see here), a semi-retired k digging chick and I put out heads together for a new batch of indie guilt bermanisms. The game is pretty self explanatory when you see the results.

Mike Cop Shoot Koplove
Jason Marquis Smith
The Broken Sosa Scene
Matt Morrissey
Troy Enrique Iglausius
Bud Black Dice
MarKMFDMulder
Randy Wolf Eyes
Ugdeth from above Urbina
Cecil Magnetic Fielder
Shawn Green Day
TiNo New York Martinez
Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
Braden "Looper"
DavAdd N to X-stein
Orlanda Death Cabrera for Cutie
CasioTony for the Painfully Alone LaRussa

And for those truly brave, indie guilt ilbber's:

Yeah Yeah Yancey Strickler
David Rapostal Service
Gay-Dad-Gax!

Please add more!

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

mike red red meatmond
the kevin appiers in stereo
john oleruder than you
the carlos delgados
carlos beltran 3030
ben "pretty girls make" grieve

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Franz Ferdinando Venezuela
Eric Munson Ra
J.T. Snow Patrol (OMG SO LAME!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Derek Rilo Kiley
Pedro Har Martinez Superstar

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

my friend from work just thought of:
764-Horacio Ramirez

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

HA ha haaha - this thread is genius!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

the gleaming justin speiers

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Coco Crispy Ambulance
The New Bomb Turk Wendells
The Julio Lugo! Team

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

lance berkman or astroman
a girl called eddy murray
bobby abreau will know us by the trail of dead

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Oneida Gonzalez
The Rob Dears
Andrew Good Charlotte
Matt ClePavement
Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr.
Basement Jaxx Wilson

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
genius lives here

Brandon New Heavies Backe
Barry US Bonds

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

those fantasy threads should be mined for fodder on this board.

bnw, say hi to that semi-retired k-digging chick and wish her a happy belated bday from me if you ever get a chance!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

The Albert PoohSticks
Ray Kings of Convenience
Friends of Pedro Martinez

(Mexican rock-danceband/Hall of Fame inductee version:) Paul Molotov

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Rich Aurelia Round the Fountain?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Brian Boehringer Escape Plan
Jeromy We Don't Need Need No Water Let the Motherfucker Burnitz
Omar Daal Parts

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Chad Labradford
The Orber Moreno
On! Air! Throneberry!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

A.J. PierKinski
Rafael FurCalla

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Or Rafael Loose Furcal

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

The Mo Vaughn Bondies

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Kent Hrbeck

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Eric "Chavez"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Miguel Tejad-Hot-Heat

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Johnny Damon Real Estate

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Albert Belle & Sebastian

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Tim Out Hudson

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess you have to sound this one out: Esteban Wolf Loaiza

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(Esteban Wolfaiza?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Javy Lowpez

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The Bartolo Colonesome Organist

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Jorge Posada-day Looks Good to Me

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Gabe White Stripes
Gregg Zaun Film

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Todd Jonestown Massacre
Tim SPOONybarger
Kyle "The Arcade" Farnsworth

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Frank "BLACK" FRANCISco (it's an easy double)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

I'm stealing this for my ILBB handle.

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Mike Lambchop
Placido PolanCo. Flow
Josh Bardo Pond

One for the No Hockey League:
Miroslav Fears Satan

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeff Anal Kent

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha, it's true on both levels!

TV on the RayDurham

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Troy "Modest" Glaus?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

The creator Gregg Zaun Film need question NOTHING!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Mouse on Maura
Thurman Haibunson
Leeeter, Paul and Muellery

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

My Chemical Rosen

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr." is brilliant

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

keith foulke implosion

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

eddie guardado make say think

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i am totally bowing in front of Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

it is surely the benchmark by which all other indie guilt bermanisms must be judged

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

all apologies to Leee, the genius of this thread, but:

Placido Interpolanco

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

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Jake "The Secret Life Of" Arrieta

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

Obstacle Illusion

― calstars, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 12:55 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Joe Moral Panik
'Just give me weed, whites and wine and I'll be' Wilin Rosario
Brian Thom McCann
Rougned Unpleasant Odor
Yan Can Cook Gomes
Yasiel That'll Do Puig
A.J. 'Long Walk Off a Short' Pierzynski
Luis Mists of Avilan

― Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

J. B. All Shuck Down

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

Eduardo NuShoonez
Ben Conor Zoberst
Snoop D. Odubel G. Herrera
Christian AkinYelich
DJ Long LeMahieu Run
Francisco Lindoor Living
John Jas of Base
Dexter Fitter Happier Fowler
Steven Siouxsie Souza
Trevor Story Morning Glory?
Rougned Odor Mi Amor
Joey Rickard and Francisco Lindor Thompson
CJ Korn
Carlos "Career" Correa
Nick MarCake Like

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

@BaseballAmerica
The @Nationals selected LHP Jesus Luzardo from Douglas HS, Parkland, Fla. Luzardo had Tommy John surgery in March

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 June 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

whoa

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

yow

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 June 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

Sandy Kings of Leon

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

@SamMillerBP
Q. Who's the most mansplaining baseball player?
A. Well, Hak-ju Lee

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Johnny (The Indestructible Beat of) Cueto

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0UHga-VQAA0OwT.jpg

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Ryan Lancelot Link, Secret Schimpf

― 20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

The Bridwell Taxis

― Andy K, Sunday, 16 July 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

Mike "Prefab" Trout

― nomar, Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

Blazek Dead Homie

― Andy K, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link

life's a hummer
when you're aaron bummer

― mookieproof, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Teos Car to China

― Andy K, Saturday, 9 September 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

Los Niños Jim Parque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3tR__Kbqmg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

― Andy K, Friday, 5 January 2018 02:49 (six years ago) link

cAmDeN-yArDs

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link

Clap Your Hands Say Yadier Molina

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

"Meek" Miles Mikolas
Yoan "Zenyatta" Moncada
Ozzie Albies "Sure"
Hunter "Eve-"Renfroe
Luke "Romeo" Voit
"LeAnn" Raimsel Tapia
Moisés Ciara

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:46 (six years ago) link

✓

― mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

do you have to
do you have to
do you have to

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/independenttribune.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/f0/3f015c48-4cb8-11e7-bc4c-f72c48f84a6c/593a02b0bd70e.preview.jpg?resize=480,360

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

'ellen' al lien

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmw1yd_U0AA9lF6.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 September 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

Dovydas "Oneohtrix Point" Neverauskas

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

If the Indians face the Yankees next year I'm hoping for a:

Cole + Civale's Music Factory

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 21 September 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

Dylan Carlson

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/stltoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/48/948655b3-6cc3-54b7-95cf-c000c75136af/5c827c2de4570.image.jpg

https://imagery.zoogletools.com/u/164173/4ffcf9df8fec3daedf226eeec22e9e3a18215173/large/dylan-c-holly-carlson.jpg

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 October 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

https://thumbs2.imagebam.com/31/b2/f7/a3a4971355582952.jpg

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 3 October 2020 04:13 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Baddooizm? Sun Akil Baddoon?

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Inside Lewin Díaz

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

Love Is A Battenfield

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 14:56 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Casey "Hapax" Legumina

― Andy K, Thursday, 11 May 2023 01:11 (eleven months ago) link

nice

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 May 2023 08:23 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Jarren "Duran" Duran
Sean "I don't think you're ready for this" Hjelle
Seiya "L8tr Boi" Suzuki
Yu "2" Darvish

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 18:36 (ten months ago) link

Spencer Strider Thighs Explosion

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:07 (ten months ago) link

"Cage the" Elly de la Cruz

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:19 (ten months ago) link

Brayan “Sleigh” Bello

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:38 (ten months ago) link

Yusei “I Only Hear What I Want To” Kikuchi

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:04 (ten months ago) link

Vladdy O’Bolocko Guerrero Jr.

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:05 (ten months ago) link

Lmao I can’t believe you’re here!

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 00:02 (ten months ago) link

Gay Dadley Rutschman

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 04:49 (ten months ago) link

Baseball: casual fan, dumb wordplay: huge fan

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:21 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

bryce 'box' elder

― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 July 2023 16:49 (eight months ago) link

Akil "Good News For People Who Love" Baddoo

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:22 (eight months ago) link

Slade "Cecconi Youth"

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:58 (eight months ago) link

marcus 'man or a' stroman

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 00:47 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

My wandering days are over

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2023 01:47 (seven months ago) link

Chris Morel Coil

― felicity, Thursday, 17 August 2023 09:41 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

Apparently Ted Williams once dated Paul Westerberg’s mom 👀

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 September 2023 14:51 (six months ago) link

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