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CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:09 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout11-23-04-2.htm

ROFFLE

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I LOVE JIM THOM

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

THOME

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

WordUpThome: YOU WERE GIVEN A GIFT BY THE LORD AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IS SQUANDER IT. WHY DON'T YOU LEARN HOW TO BE A MAN AND GROW THE FUDGE UP.

WordUpThome: PARDON MY FRENCH

NotGoodenough: ...

CalJr2131: *slow clap*

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Corky_Romano: HAS SIGN OFF

The_Big_Injured: Oh come on, guys. Sammy, I know you're there.

Corky_Romano: SAMMY SOSA HAS SIGN OFF THE CHAROOM

The_Big_Injured: Damn it, dude.

Corky_Romano: SAMMY NOT HERE THIS IS THE COMPUER TALKING BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link

BEST ONE

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG RAVECH_2099

(Note: this is probably really funny only for folks that are ILC regulars. See also: DONSLAUGHT.)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout3-14-05.htm

A QUOTE FROM BUGS BUNNY THE SHOW

maura (maura), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i will never look at jim thome the same way again

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 1 April 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Before I click, is this safe for work?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

There's some questionable language, but the biggest NSFW fear would probably be laughing too hard.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I just snorted, and I was on this last night for an hour. THANK YOU NATE FOR FINDING THIS.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha hahaaha oh my!
If this site doesn't get me fired nothing will!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

JETERJETERPUMPKINEATER

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

DO THE KEVIN MCREYNOLDS

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh lordy THE DONRUSS GRAFIX are fantastic.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

the idea of Professor Charles Xavier's IM name being Xgongivit2ya is pretty much Hall of Fame material

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I nearly died when I saw these user names:

Niekro_Please
Andres_ Creek
Kiss_The_Sheff
Evolutions_Animal (for the wrestling fans)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The Thome/Doc Gooden one is making my cheeks hurt from laughing!!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"A QUOTE FROM BUGS BUNNY THE SHOW" hahahahahaha

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

The Pedro/Steinbrenner one is my fav so far.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

AND TWINS

maura (maura), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

WWE + MINNESOTA TWINS = BEST EVER

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I hadn't seen that one yet!

Besides, you're never going to be elevated playing in the HHH Metrodome.

Such genius.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

TOMKO: no.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Kyle's New Home

Pudge as fuck_i_singled, I love it!

mattbot (mattbot), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

update!

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

CHRIS GAY-BO

Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

wait why did my link not work
http://www.progressiveboink.com/#dugout

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, crap. It's funny because it's true.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously some of these i could read like 20x and they would still be funny

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

BIZZZZZZZZZZZZAP

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

YES, NOW LETS GO ENJOY MCDONALDS BRAND FOOD.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/ ! secret archives

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

CHILD BIRTH IS A SPECIAL OCCASION

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Gay-bo
http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/322exclusive3.htm

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh this is a good one today.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG! The Gay-bo one is priceless!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit SIDNEY PONSON WANT TO CRUSH THE SUPERFRIENDS

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Marilyn_Munson's computer has crashed.

I feel kind of guilty for laughing at that.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/diamondkings/DK9.html

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

it's getting to the point where i have one of these to cite for ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AT WORK

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh do tell which that one corresponds to.

scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Saturday, 23 April 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

As a big fan of the Leeroy video, I thought this one was amazing:

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout12-4-05.htm

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 December 2005 07:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't understand that one.

boldbury (boldbury), Thursday, 15 December 2005 07:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"padilla padilla padilla"!

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha, what the hells? (Click on the pictures)

disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 17 December 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 17 December 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
okay, the "jon33" one is a fucking standout.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

i will never look at jim thome the same way again

The other night on Baseball Tonight they interviewed Jim Thome over the phone, so they put up a still image of his smiling maw and I could not stop laughing.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

lol

http://www.baseball-reference.com/t/thomeji01.shtml

gear (gear), Thursday, 20 April 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/jon41.html

milo z (mlp), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

They've been on fire lately (even by their own lofty standards).

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
CornOnTyCobb: I ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
CREDIBILITY

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The Dugout rules the universe.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
oh my gawd the new Kyle Farnsworth epic is amazing

"for the fuck of god"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, crying here

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

that sufjan shit is sooooo good

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

It's nuggets like "Tax-fool" that totally make the dugout great!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the jim thome one from a couple of days ago was pretty much perfect.

"/A NECROMANCER"

m@p (plosive), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

This is still so outstanding. The Gagne series was brilliant.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

wow is this still going?

Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"you steal my wallspot an you see what happens, kyle feverdream farnsworth will make yer many days few"

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

They sold out. ;_;

David R., Thursday, 7 February 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i thinkt he stuff they do for the voice is pretty funny

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

do ppl not care that they portray basically every hispanic player as illiterate?

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

G00blar, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Did people, during the progressiveboink era, find the Dmitri and Delmon installments funny because lol scary black d00ds?

Leee, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Gay-rod wasn't very funny, either.

Jim Thome was the only consistent LOL

milo z, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

BACKLASH

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

OH

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lul @ AtCarlosQuentin

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys what's going on in this message board

maura, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

professor farnsworth!!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

WordUpThome: WHO ARE YOU WHO CAN SUMMON FIRE WITHOUT FLINT OR TINDER

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: there are some who call me... lights out farnsworth
TheKillingFields: nobody calls you that

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: YEAH WHAT NOW SUCK MY JIM THOME CAPITAL LETTERS NEW YORK YANKEES WE ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS AN U BOUT TO GET PLAYED OFF

CAPITAL LETTERRSSSS

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/the-dugout-greatest-night

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

clearly his Final Destination, if not WWE

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kOeftKv.jpg

Andy K, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

happy 40th, PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

WordUpThome is throwing the first pitch tonight!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

WordUpComey: HEY EVERYONE ITS JI
WordUpComey: JIM COMEY

— Emily Rose (@mlerowley) June 8, 2017

maura, Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

HAHAHAHA YES

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUVx6lVX4AA6bBT.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link

😢

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 January 2018 08:52 (six years ago) link

NOW WHAT ABOUT SEAN CASEY WHO HAS SENT A GREAT EXAMPLE TO THE YOU
TH

Andy K, Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

nvr knew mr 17776 posted huh

Hey guys, this is Jon, one of the guys who writes the Dugouts along with B and Nick. Just wanted to let you guys know how much we love that you love our stuff.
― Jon Bois (jonbois), Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:01 PM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link


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