nice opening day, Brett Morel
1st inning - Strike (swinging), Strike (looking), Foul, Ball, Foul, Strike (swinging), B Morel struck out swinging
3rd inning - Strike (swinging), Ball, Ball, Strike (swinging), Ball, Strike (looking), B Morel struck out looking
5th inning - Strike (looking), Strike (looking), Foul, Foul, Strike (swinging), B Morel struck out swinging
7th inning - Strike (looking), Ball, Strike (foul), Foul, Ball, Strike (swinging), B Morel struck out swinging
― johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
why was he hitting 2nd? did he have a really good spring?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
ha thought about starting the white sox '12 thread with basically the same first post but couldn't think of a title. It's Brent, not Brett, Morel btw and he sucks.
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 7 April 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
cmon hes the next joey bats
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2012/2/23/2816075/the-next-next-jose-bautista
lol @ that i dont even know his right name, thats fitting
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 April 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
Hey 24, wanna get one insideThere's room on the corner, though, right outsideI could float them down Broadway all night longBut I think I'll just jam you, and K you insteadDayan, Dayan, Dayan
― Andy K, Saturday, 14 April 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
(Attempt to) bunt 'em on(Attempt to) bunt 'em over(Attempt to) bunt 'em in
― Andy K, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
hawk got pretty pumped up calling paul konerko's 400th career HR
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
i think he said "hell yes!"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
Wonder if they will bunt here.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
Sox scored two in the top of the 14th. Closer Santiago comes out for the bottom of the 14th, gives up a two-run HR to Cespedes, then three consecutive singles. Ballgame ovah.
Four HRs off Santiago in 6.1 IP.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
The White Sox wanted to drop a sacrifice bunt on six different occasions -- and we have to say "wanted" because four of them did not work. Not only did every attempt make less sense than the one preceded it, but they also did an increasing amount of damage.The kicker? Zero runs scored as a direct result of bunting.
The kicker? Zero runs scored as a direct result of bunting.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2012/4/26/2976153/the-morning-after-robin-venturas-first-bunt-binge
― Andy K, Thursday, 26 April 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link
these guys don't care
http://yfrog.com/z/ke7bemwj
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
I might come to Chi in July just to throw Hawk down a flight of stairs.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 May 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
Aren't you frisky today.
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Friday, 4 May 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
I will defend this post tho
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
Peavys # of pitches thrown in starts this season: 94, 94, 108, 107, 116, 122
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
Adam Dunn's home run total, 2011: 12Adam Dunn's home run total, 2012: 12
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Saturday, 12 May 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
Adam Dunn (2-for-2, HR, 2B, 2 BB) ended his consecutive games with a strikeout streak at 36, MLB's longest in 44 years. Dunn: "That's good"Expand Reply Retweet Favorite
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
Love you, Hawk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhJOVDgeAk
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
worst bastard w/a microphone
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
nutty crosstown game today - konerko hit in the face by a pitch, beckham knocking an initially safe dejesus off second base and tagging him out (all by accident) (and leading to sveum getting tossed), rios dropping fly ball out 3 in the bottom of the ninth
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 May 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
they sign no-hit, still-breathing infielder
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/5/22/3036948/orlando-hudson-white-sox-brent-morel-dl
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
glad to be rid of morel for a while but doesn't seem like a very exciting replacement
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
He has been brutally bad with the Padres. Good riddance.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
he leads the majors in triples!
sorry
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
five triples and zero doubles is pretty weird!
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
this team is hitting the shit out of the ball right now
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 May 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
yea i watched a deec part of their game today & learned dayan viciedos nickname is 'the tank'
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 27 May 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
fire
― Stormy Davis, Sunday, 27 May 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5914346/ken-hawk-harrelson-melts-down-after-white-sox-pitcher-ejected-for-throwing-behind-a-batter
― Stormy Davis, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
p sure Hawk melted down decades ago
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
lol, venturas already been tossed 3x this yr i think
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
o-dog
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 June 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
adam dunn has 23 homers
― lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
Someone (Stark?) recently posted that Hamilton (22 HRs) has put something like 60 more balls in play.
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
he's still hitting .230!
― lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
Adding another big boned, bald headed furry slugger to the White Sox lineup with Kevin Youkilis really puts the beer league softball feel of this years White Sox club into the Fisk/Luzinski range from the early 89s.
The Sox need either to fly the old 83 jersies with these guys or bring back the 70s softball uniforms with these guys and complete the illusion.
― earlnash, Monday, 25 June 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
They should be called DA BEARS
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 June 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link
Top 3 hitters for the White Sox tonight: 0 for 13. Bottom 6: 14 for 25.Expand Reply Retweet Favorite
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 June 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
?
youkilis and escobar were the only players without hits
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link
doesn't match up for thursday's game either, I'm confused
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
that was as of the 8th inn'g i think
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link
oh
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
some1 give me and j0rd a landmark for meeting outside the CELL!
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
it's the cell, use cell phones
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
JORD JUST LOOK FOR ME BY A GATE
GREEN TEE, UNSHAVEN
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
to catch a predator - chisox edition
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
Oswalt's now given up 35 hits in 17.1 IP this year.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
Grimm indeed
― Andy K, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
Game Scores: R Oswalt 1
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
hearing sox fans use hawkspeak, bleaghhh
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
how is the cell these days?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
dunno, ok. decent brisket.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i was there in like '01 and it was serviceable but i know they've done some stuff since then
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
i liked it!
sox fans yelling hawk phrases was hilarious
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
second funniest thing i saw all night behind orlando hudson trying to hit
sweep of tejas
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
John Danks out for the year.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
danks for the memories
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
good thing we have a spare danks
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
nervous about this team, bats seem to have gone cold at the worst time
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
The division is as up-for-grabs as it gets.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
give me a fucking break
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
er re: current state of white sox/twins game, not Andy's comment
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
ugh
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
hm
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
Only White Sox pitcher to throw a full inning tonight without surrendering a run: Dewayne Wise.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
Using an average of five pitchers per game since September 1.
― Andy K, Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
well that was nerve-wracking
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
That was an AL Central game.
― Andy K, Monday, 17 September 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
Kansas City - Bottom of 9thJ Crain relieved D Veal.B Butler singled to center.J Dyson ran for B Butler.S Perez flied out to right.M Moustakas struck out swinging.J Dyson stole second.J Francoeur intentionally walked.M Thornton relieved J Crain.E Hosmer singled to left, J Dyson scored, J Francoeur to second.
― Andy K, Friday, 21 September 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
Oh hey I forgot Robin Ventura was the mgr of this team! Good job Robin.
― Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Friday, 21 September 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
What Alexei did tonight is basically unforgivable. Probably tragic
― Stormy Davis, Friday, 21 September 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
chi trib ran a cool chart today basically showing how close the white sox and tigers have been in the second half of the season but of course their website is a piece of shit so i can't find it on there, might not even be online
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 21 September 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
Dunn has really good chance to break his own record for lowest batting average for a player with 40+ homers
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
really the only thing saving this team is that the tigers have been playing shitty too
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
They haven't been that bad (or significantly worse than expected) -- honest! May was the Tigers' only sub-.500 month. Their 2011/2012 DIFFs thus far are almost identical. They've lost a lot more one-run games.
Debating with fellow Tiger fans the past couple weeks has been a very strange thing. The fans have "given up" (whatever that means), and when I've said stuff like "It's possible that they will win three more games than the White Sox," I've gotten "Yeah those stats are nice but show me the intangibles and desire and determination." OK, sorry, right -- fuck this team. IT'S LIKE THEY ENJOY BEING IN SECOND PLACE, right? BRING BACK TRUE STAFF ACE NATE CORNEJO AND PROVEN WINNER MIKE MAROTH. Does that work?
The White Sox have been better this year than they were last year -- not shocking or anything, but that's the story.
― Andy K, Friday, 21 September 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
i mean more over the past 2/3 weeks - feels like the white sox have been flailing lately, should have been the tigers' chance but they haven't taken advantage
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 21 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
Dunn leads the AL with 99 walks and 199 strikeouts.
― Andy K, Friday, 21 September 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
Can't...help...it...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xczA5x3_Vuw/Sf-2j6C079I/AAAAAAAAAL8/SWvvjZIJVbU/s400/ozzie-guillen-choke.jpg
― Andy K, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
yeah pretty depressing collapse at the end there. fantastic game by santiago yesterday (against the indians though)
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
Tigers fans really are the worst though, they seem to get more pleasure out of complaining than they do actually winning, it's as though they deep down want to root for the Cubs
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
are konerko, pierzynski, dunn, and youkilis all back next year? that's a rapidly aging core group of sluggers
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
Tigers fans really are the worst though, they seem to get more pleasure out of complaining than they do actually winning
I don't know if they're the worst but they definitely are getting worse -- the natural development for any now-expected-to-win team's followers. Didn't take long to go from "They better contend" to "God what a stale taste from watching this team stumble into winning a division."
― Andy K, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link